Go to room

>Go to room

>See this

What do you do?

Check for Pennis

Sniff test

call the police

Wonder why the maid has passed out in my hotel room

Gut out

Call the local zoo to let them know a monkey escaped

I don't ask how she got into my bed, instead Ask if she needs some pajamas, quietly make her some eggs and pour a glass of apple juice. When's she awakens calmly offer her a ride home. Ask her is she would like to go out on a date sometime?

Check for drugs and then leave.

bleach bed to kill aids

Call the animal control

Unload my gun on the nigger who broke into my home and desecrated my bed

im an alabama nigger and i want to be free

Nobody's gonna say it? Okay I'll say it.

Racemix that pussy and whiten up her bloodline.

Sorry anons, but I'd have to fuck that booty.

Get in and see what happens.

fuck new captcha is shit

make her scream for daddy

turn 360 degrees and walk away

failed. you didn't make her eat ALL the eggs.

Check my wallet's not missing

You dense motherfucker

Call animal control

First day on teh internet?

Call the zoo.

fist, wrist deep, asshole

lame

>Walks straight into that Black pussy

>not getting the meme

slap dat ass
fuck vigourisly

...

still sleeping after the last fuck session, huh slut?

...

Kek
Also
I really dig your trips

this is very cringey. you are cringerton suckterdford III

i know, sorry niggerfaggot.

Check to see if my VCR got pawned

I think you are the dense motherfucker. Is Sup Forums actually this fucking new now? Please, for the love of god, lurk moar.

Are you genuinely fucking retarded