>your country
>your sexual experiences (only kissing doesn't count)
>lost virginity to a tall redhead ballet dancer at 18
>got a blowjob from a girl at a park at 2am
>got a blowjob from a girl 2 nights in a row when we were camping with friends
>had sex with a nepali girl last saturday
And that's it.
Get the fuck out NORMIE!!!
Nobody who posts on Sup Forums is a normie. We're all fucked in the head with varying degrees of autism
Came on a girls face while she was asleep
fucked your mom
and that's it
No you fucking normalfag
Go to /r9k/ loser
1. flag
2. none
>Fucked an albanian dropout tier chick back in high school
>Fucked her again two years ago
>Fucked a Moldavian prostitute four months ago
That's it
I lost my virginity to a mulatto girl. Absolutely no regrets
>had sex with the same girl hundreds of times
>got a blowjob in my car
>had sex in my car with a girl in three different occasions
>fucked a girl whose name I didn't know in my car
>fucked a girl like 10 times in her apartment
>got a bj in a public restroom then ate the girl
>flag
>girl said she loved me secretly
>got french kissed
>got to touch the boobs
>got to touch the vagina
>got dick sucked, nutted in seconds
>next day she acted like I don't even exist
normie things are confusing
>Had my dick sucked by a überslut at 17 year old
>Dated and fucked my high school crush this winter
our dating didn't last long as she dropped me out recently :(
I hope to fuck a bit more before dying, I'm still young
>that flag
Well... maybe... you know... Czech girls...
Nice, are you still under 20?
France
Got a terrible blowjob from a drunk girl at 17 at a party. Was jerked off on a beach by another drunk girl at 18.
That's it. I'm 19 now.
How could he be above 20 with only those experiences?.. Man you Finns sure are autistic aren't you
i got no money famalam
besides, losing virginity to a whore is considered low even in this part of the world
I wasn't suggesting you to take a hooker. I was simply implying that Czech girls may be just slutty and not necesarly her being a normie. But then again I'm sure it's moslty a meme and they're not especially sluttier than other Eastern Euro women.
Normie get the fuck out
>before dying
do you intend to die soon?
lost my wizard robes few weeks ago
I regret it
Did you learn icebolt or what? Do you lose it without the robes
I'm pretty normie, lost my virginity at 18, lost count but slept with around 25ish chicks. I'm almost 30 tho
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw always get picked off at third base on the rare occasion I make it that far
>never made it all the way home
Kissless and touchless virgin.
I don't even care anymore. My benis is really small so whats the point of trying
>flag
>lost virginity at 18, technically at 21
>had sex with a total of 6 girls in my life (with 3 multiple times)
>now have gf, have sex at least 2x/day and not satisfied
flag
couple of blowjobs etc all with the same girl, no p in v game
26 now, it will probably never happen
>30 years old
>only had sex with two women
>one was a virgin before me and a legit relationship for several years
>the other was an on and off thing for years
Kinda poor sexual history, but both of those women were cute and sexy, so there's that.
Also haven't had sex in two years.
Spajino
None, and not going to happen.
>Also haven't had sex in two years.
Dude. You need to try NoFap
Btw I dated a really cute Bulgarian chick (she was like a clear 8) a year or so ago. We made out alot but no p in v and she ended up being an extreme golddigger and also an illegal alien.
Why not? I watched Spanish gloryhole porn and your women are whores
>kissed a girl who smoked, which tasted aweful so I skipped her
>kissed her friend, but she changed her mind
>lost my virginity to a British chav in Spain
>fucked a bunch of hookers from east europe, who were generally grumpy, which made it as fun as going to the dentist
Oh yeah, I also kissed another two British chav girls in Spain.
But it turned out they were friends so they got angry at me and each other.
>Dude. You need to try NoFap
Yeah, no.
I'm not making any effort to make it happen, so unless women start to literally beg me to fuck them it's not going to. One of them kinda did some years ago actually, and I still didn't fuck her because wasn't interested in her.
Why aren't you making any effort tho
What else do you do? Probably busy with academic achievements or your career, right?
At 19 the closest I've got to a sexual experience was this one girl being flirty with me and reaching for my crotch, I proceeded to cuddle with her for a bit that night but since I am a fucking autist when it comes to sex I wasn't confident enough to go any further
I can jerk off and forget about it for a while, it's way easier. I'm a neet but that's not relevant to the issue here.
>in her.
Wow beta much?
What do you mean?
Sex with 9 women.
1 serious relationship.
an additional 3 blowjobs from other women.
Have fingerfucked/gotten a handjob from an additional 10 or so women. Have made out with like 60 women.
I'm a normie by Sup Forums standards but a deranged headcase by normie standards.
I met a guy about 3 years ago, when I shook his hand and looked at him he said "dude, you look fucking crazy". I laughed like a crazy person.
NEGRO PERCHE?
>I'm a neet
Jorge?
No.
>met a guy about 3 years ago
still together?
flag
>lost virginity at 13 yo to a 14 yo black girl at school
>had 2 girlfriends till I was 17
>been in an orgy at 17 on carnival
>had a milf girlfriend at 19
>2 threesomes at 24
>fucked my milf ex's daughter at 25
and that's it, I wish I was a Chad thundercock, but I'm too ugly for that.
frag
hundreds of times with one (we were 18 so full rabbit mode was in order)
threesome
random ass grill for a few months
a one nighter, somewhat like pic
that's about it
>What do you mean?
Men pursuing women is a metaphor for a man penetrating a woman.
You must enjoy the chase, to truly enjoy the sex. (As a man)
Got a blowjob from a girl i met at a bar in barcelona with my classmates, i was drunk as hell and we small talked in english, she then proceeds to giggle and lead me out into the back alley, i expect to get shanked but she goes on her knees and buckles my pants for me. I couldnt get it up again after the first shot so i am still a virgin..........
Lol are you actually a neet though
How do you afford things? Or do you just leach off mummy and sit on Sup Forums?
>Argentina
>2014 lost my virginity at the age of 21 with a semi chubby Jewish girl. It was a disaster.
>2015 I had sex ( twice) with a tinder girl 4 years older than me
>2015-16 Had casual sex with two Tinder whores ( not at the same time). We were having sex within 10 minutes of knowing each other
>2016 Had 3 times sex with a qt girl that looked so innocent but a slut in the bed.
That's it
>Tfw never gf
>Leaf
>Zero (0) (none)
I still don't see how is that related to anything I said.
I know dutchbro
I'm a funny and usually confident guy but MAN when things start to get all sexy and shit I couldn't be more beta, my autism just kicks in
I still meet up with that grill from time to time and she's clearly into me so hopefully I'll be able to man up for once and actually do something
Last time I was in a Dutch club a girl tried to hit on me by putting an icecube on my forehead.
But I was so drunk that I didn't even feel it or noticed her.
Only when a friend asked why I didn't respond to her I noticed it. But then some other guy was already hitting on her.
Alcohol is bad.
I don't really buy anything, and when I do I use money from birthdays, Christmas, etc. They pay for my food and gym membership and that's it.
>lost virginity when I was 18 during a class trip, it was boring though, 5 minutes with a girlfriend in the same class
>dated a catholic girl, she was nice, had sex with her, but only standard sex, we broke up because of huge distance, I had no own income at this time
>made out with a dutch girl, she was kinky, we had all sorts of sex a couple of times
>be together with slav girl, she is into submission and likes to dress up in all ways, we have some fetishes together, she like to be tied up too, she is more active and sex at least once everyday
>"I'm not making any effort to make it happen"
>You must enjoy the chase, to truly enjoy the sex (As a man)
Unfortunately no. Work relationship. He was a cool dude.
that's fucking psthetic
Do you respect yourself?
As I said I just jerk off and stop caring about sex for a while, and then repeat.
Greentext pls
1. Flag
2. Handholdless, kissless virgin at 25
>>had a milf girlfriend at 19
>As I said I just jerk off and stop caring about sex for a while, and then repeat.
Ok lol less competition for me in Spain i guess
>only kissing doesn't count
Just.
Fuck you, i'll tell you about it anyway. Only sexual thing I did was kiss a transgender boy (body of female, voice of female, skin of female, just asked to refer to him as "he").
>TFW 20 year old virgin
>TFW seeing all these olderfags still virgin
Is this what too much Sup Forums does to you? I better get off before it's too late
Not particularly I guess? It's not something I think or care about.
Feel free to fuck whoever you want.
This actually turns off women alot. Even though they might be interested into you. Just saying.
i was at a new years eve party with my closest friends, one of my friends is honestly probably an alcoholic, he drank so much in the end he unzipped his pants and started chasing down everyone in the house, i ran and hid behind a door until his girlfriend wrangled him to the ground, he then spent the rest of the night with his head in the toilet. Drinking a few ciders and a shot or two is enough, no need to get shitfaced
normalfag on Sup Forums detected, banschluss this guy please he gives us hope of beign normies
>just asked to refer to him as "he").
lmao was this a female to male transgender
Yeah.
Just asked to refer to her* as "him".
Wasn't paying attention to what I was typing.
>It's not something I think about
You don't think about how you're a leech with no accomplishments as an adult?
You don't think or care about your future? Do you just plan to leech off mom and dad forever?
I refuse to believe some of you people are even real.
...
So that was technically a gay experience
Nah I'll change at some point, probably.
By magic?
Why don't you just change now. Like I can't fathom how some people on this board live. It's got to be hyperbole or some sort of satire
georgian girls are virgins until marriage desu
>implying leaving Sup Forums will help you
That's a good thing, it means there are no whores in your country
You could call it that if you really consider transgenders what they want to be.
I am not attracted to penises or musculanity, that confused girl I kissed was physically a feminine girl, no testosterone. Just a sick mind. I want to kiss her again, since then (8 months) I have been feeling even lonlier.
Being next to pessimists and nihilists all day certainly can't help
there were no whores in your georgia, until you annexed it :(
>USA
>had first kiss and lost virginity to a Brazilian girl living in the US I met on Interpals
>she was my first everything
>first kiss
>first feeling and sucking boobs
>first touching and fingering vagina
>first eating pussy
>first penis in vagina
>first blowjob
I'll never forget her as long as I'm alive.
lies and propaganda
I'm good right now.
>21 years old
>KHHV
i blame the autism desu
i wish man ;_;
666 millons of your relatives were gassed for this??
fucking plebian neet
>i know how to have sex but don't know how to kiss
I have literally never made out with a girl before but had sex and got a girl off.
I hate myself actually.
How is it even possible to have sex without kissing?
That's actually pretty interesting, i find traps repulsive because i hate cocks and they all look like prepubescent boys but a tomboyish girl (female) with a male mindset... Hmmm
No, not at all.
I grew up insecure about my height and looks, always stuttered and was shy around girls.
Now I am working on bettering myself all the time. Got my pull ups to 14, I am very happy.
Also currently serving in the Israeli Air Force, for the bright future of Israel, my beloved homeland and shining jewel of the desert.
By not kissing her but still putting your penis inside her.
When I last had sex I was sucking her nipples and then kissing her stomach as I moved down to her pussy to eat her out. From there she told me to go inside her and that was that. We didn't actually kiss.
Same
It's a weird feel. I've always been scared of kissing but have had sex a few times.
mines pretrty good please read
>be doing a masters degree
> asian woman on in her 30s
>think she's hot
>hang out with her but she's not really interested in me
>whatever, befriend her anyway
>after the degree she needs a place to stay whilst she hunts for jobs
>let her stay with me whilst my parents are away
>platonic, until the last night where she orders me to get in bed with her
>she keeps saying 'would you sleep with me'
>then she makes me take off her clothes and rub her naked body, sucking her breasts, rubbing and kissing her whole body, whilst she touches my dick
>dont have sex
>she moves away to different city to search for jobs
>doesnt like it there
>Asks me if she can come
>ok
>put her up in a flat my parents own
>end up as bf having really crazy sex (definitely not vanilla) and lots of emotions and love
going to her country to visit her