Ask my bird anything

Ask my bird anything.

Which do you prefer, seeds or grapes?

Do u want seed

Hi birb how r u?

Polly want a cracker?

i have one of these fucking birds too

what is your name cute little bird

Ask MY bird anything.

OP Here:
seed
yes, i'd like seed plz

i'm happy bird

I love crackers, I love making a big mess on user's computer with cracker crumbs
I love them.

My name s Cheeks.

>that's not a birb

Nice I just dislike the many shits they take per hour

Have you learned to talk or whistle any tunes?

Do you like owls?

ever met bird female

Chirp chirp chirp chirp, chiiiirp ch ch chiirrp chirp tweeeet tweeeeeeeet tweet chirp?

OP Here:
ikr, my i clean my couch/computer every couple hours because of him!
He is learning right now how to do the Darth Vader theme. He likes to make up his own tunes though.
Birb is scared of owls, sometimes sees them outside. user loves owls though.
bird wants to meet a female and is starting to get in his "mating mood" because its mating season. I'm thinking of adopting a female for him.

Little bird what do you think of the birds on the outside of the house? Do they make fun of you?

Hey Bird,

I wish I was like you, soaring the skies high above, feel the air gently caress my wings...

Instead I'm stuck on the ground. Once every while I look up to you, not in a jealous way, I hope you enjoy your flying life.

I have my sailplane pilot license, the sky is my passion, but I will never be able to experience true flight...

How does it feel mr. Bird, to roam around the clouds? To feel the air carrying you around?

Go eat a seed you stinky bird

FUCK OFF YOU STUPID SHIT. THE BIRD NEVER HARMED YOU IN ANY WAY. I HOPE YOU DIE FROM AIDS POISONING.

OP Here:
PEEP PEEP BEEP *whistle chirp chirp* PEEP tweet
Sometimes I'm scared around other birds. Sometimes I share seed with them though. Crows make me fly back to user's shoulder. They scary.
It feels very nice. You feel the fully experience of freedom in the air but, I must be smart while flying. I'm always looking out for crows. I do love the feeling of the wind in my feathers.

Does your owner hit you or hurt you?

That's a dog just look at the ears

Polly hates Niggers?

whats with the big circle on your head

Nick and coco, is that you?

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Never, he loves me.

Woof *Peep*
Somewhat.
That's my pretty cheeks. It attracts the females.
Hello birdy!! My name Cheeks. What's your name?

that's one cute tiny bird ^-^ what's his name?

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fuck off bird niggers

ur a ugly stinky birb go poop

Tahts ma birdy

>FUCK OFF YOU STUPID SHIT. THE BIRD NEVER HARMED YOU IN ANY WAY. I HOPE YOU DIE FROM AIDS POISONING.

Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?

...

Stop! You'll scare him away! Ugly birb niggers