ITT: We go to a water park

ITT: We go to a water park
>inb4 pee in the lazy river

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You know the water slide that goes straight down?
I like to ride it head first.

>blows whistle
>no running by the pool

Look at ass cheeks and bikini tops all day waiting for a titty to pop.

>I shouldn't be here
>my pedo urge is too strong

coming from a life guard, fuck you.

Just working on my tan

Wendy peffercorn?

*whistle blowing intensifies*

OP can't inb4

fill water guns full of stale piss (piss breaks down into ammonia) shoot people with it in a just chlorinated pool, create mustard gas, or would there not be enough chlorine in the water to do so

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Hey! I'm the life guard here!

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>pee in everything BUT lazy river
>everyone else leaves
>pee free lazy river for my personal enjoyment

>there is always some old asian guy in changing rooms who doesn't give a single fuck about nakedness.

Your in the wrong waterpark

Great now we got test all the ph levels

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Kek

*shits in the lazy river*

Noooo! Glug glug

>pol: the song

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ok that's gay and all but seriously how the fuck does that thing stay on?

Pool's closed.