Waifu claiming thread: Happy birthday Rem!
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content >No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed >Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original >If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash >Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, happly birthday, Rem!
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I mean in arty where the rng gods dont select me to one shot anyone and I only do a 100 dmg. This arty feels like I actually hit and have to choose where to put fire instead of nuke the heavies lol
Huh. Want to do anything?
>Winning girl claimed
Please check the appropriate box
Are you a winner?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Claimed!
Previous: How lazy are you that you can't copy and paste a number?
[no]
...
>talking down to Smuggo
get outta here
>Winner
[X] No
*kissu*
Loli bote.
Sign here please.
Yes I think? I'm not entirely sure of what you just said
What should I do now I'm bored
Hi how is it going?
I mean, sure haha.
What am i signing and why?
Also, who?
[yes]
hi winning girl
aw cute
[] Yes
[] No
[X] smug af
Very
Oh
What's your current living like?
I believe in you
Oh hey you!
I haven't been a regular here. I'd you've been here for 2 months, try to leave a signature when not posting with a pic. Makes it less confusing
Forgot pic
no ;__;
Sleep...
Goodnight everyone, take care.
>[X] ? ? ?
A shame.
Why not, Tomo?
Congratulations, then!
How goes it, mate?
Perfectly acceptable answer!
BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY
So where is the oversexualized content if not here?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[X] Like Trump and the election
Just a quick thingy
Homura. But I claim Gabriel at night.
>its me, Homu
yes I'm ashamed
Crap. Meant for
Im not sure. What do you want to do.
Like what?
I dont meet expectations.
Oh hey you back
Last time i signed random things, ibecame a slave. I'm not sure i can be owned by two people at once...
How many waifus do you plan on having?
カラミチーマス
goodnight, whoever you are.
Have an okay to pretty great sleep.
A win is a win ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
you don't have to be
whose expectations?
BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY
Is your waifu from Jintsu no Watashi Wa?
I wish that made sense to me
Trust me.
Its not a slave.
Not enough :^)
I only use Homura as an avatar now. I only actually like Motoko Kusanagi and Gabbu
...
THATS WHAT IT WAS IT WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
Ive been spending about 15 minutes trying to remember where your waifu came from. Good taste by the way.
She's from
Jin wa Watashi Aloha Oh
are you the sleep person
okay to pretty great is a range
where okay is the minimum
and pretty great is the maximum
and I want your sleep to be between there
Goodnight
Aw fug yeah!
This is why we stock to one pic
Yes I am. What's up?
I like the tounge
Nice meme
Hey kiddo.
Is she's from Jitsu wa Watashi wa
I haven't been posting for 2 months I posted once 2 months ago and have been posting for like a week
Pretty good it is like 8 weeks till I move to Malta
Fap but I'm trying not to
Good night
Thank ya!
Where's yours from?
Jin wa watashi aloha oh
-Smug
You know what else is a nice meme? You are, yes you are.
Everyones.
Just do it.
Well then what is it? Planning on taking my soul or something?
So 2 and one and an avatar? Far too many.
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
No I'm not that Taiga claimer.
Just not a winner
How've you been anyway?
I never asked.
Count me out of that 'everyone'
>life is easier when you don't expect things from strangers
Everyone's different.
Thanks.
Tongue.
It doesn't matter! Don't worry!
Just sign!
Floating between here and listening to ff7 ost...
Bakemonogatari.
I wish I was a beautiful balloon.
I could rise up above it all and fade out of view.
...
And my ping is 999 on tanks. Great.
Hrm... I don't see a simple resolution here. I decline to sign without knowing what i'm signing for, and you refuse to tell me what i'm signing for.
Oh man, my head is pounding harder than I pound Shinoa's booty
I'm going to sleep
hm
>Bakemonogatari
Well shit, that's a name.
>999
Well
fuck.
Yeah
Someone sounds a little sad.
Goodnight
Well I'll let you know that what you're signing for is really good. You'll like it, I promise!
For one, it'll free you from your current owner!
a-any cute user want to date and get married maybe??
What is that from?
Last time I asked for sauce after you posted lyrics, you made me discover something wonderful.
but I'm already up to 3 days
No cute anons here.
So?
It's Rem's birthday today?
Happy birthday Rem!
...
Hello
>I wish I was a beautiful balloon.
>I could rise up above it all and fade out of view.
Them Crooked Vultures? Thats something I havent listened to in a long time.
Night
>And give you a new one!
Hmm, you know the phrase "the evil you know"?
And don't you have a sex sl- shiona already?
Sorry.
Not really actually, but it paints a nice picture.
And it has a really nice ring to it, you can't deny that.
That's from Spinning in the Daffodils by Them Crooked Vultures.
Very hit or miss at times, but fairly enjoyable record, the closing track I find to be very nice, which is the one in question.
See above, I was more of a fan of Queens of the Stone Age in all honesty, and that's how I got to discover them.
Thanks.
It's poetic, kinda.
Are you a writer of sorts?
I never said that!
Just sign it! You won't be a slave anymore!!
Shinoa is my husband!
I really enjoyed that, thanks again.
goodnight
you could be
No im not.
Are you a winner?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[X] Dead
I was drawn to the band more because of John Paul Jones and David Grohl to be honest, but to each their own haha. I honestly found the whole album to be really good but I have to be in the right mood for it. Im suprised I recognized the lyrics, its been a couple of years since I have even thought of the band.
What will i be?
That would imply I had half a cell of originality in me.
But no, I am a consumer of media, not so much a creator.
You're welcome, the previous one was Death Grips? I might be wrong in my assumption of you are though.
I have a couple of other ideas, if I am incorrect.
I do enjoy fat anime tiddies
Hello, how are you?
guise when will anime girls become real
s-say do you want to date and get married??
toneight
no that was the one
youtube.com
I'm a big Mount Eerie fan now
Sauce?
Free from your current master, of course.
Just sign it.
Isnt the point of dating to find out if they are someone you want to marry?
The repeated and careful use of "current" makes me worry
I'm not seeing a no answer, maybe in your grandpa's days that worked
Yeah considering they haven't had any output in years. I am not really surprised.
If you haven't heard of queens of the stone, I recommend you check out Songs for the Deaf, it is pretty great too.
Ah, yes, my favorite bit of lyricism.
He has released a new album regarding his wife's death recently, it's a bit of a sad one.
youtu.be
Hi, im good how are you?
So from everything Ive heard the new Gohst in the Shell movie is shit. Can you guys confirm it is shit or should I go next weekend.
I dont know anything about you besides one thing.
No need to worry.
I meant from your master! Sorry if I worded that wrong.
Just sign the papers
I wouldn't want a slave. I have a husband!
hey everyone i'm still here
tfw download speed is 15kb/s
Not for long
what is that thing??
That you want a relationship.
Those were supposed to be mine