I'm a programmer, trying to think of a new phone app idea. Any of you mother fuckers have something good in mind?

I'm a programmer, trying to think of a new phone app idea. Any of you mother fuckers have something good in mind?

how about an app that calls you every day and tells you to suck cocks?

Honestly?
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how about an app that helps you hire pornstars as prostitues

That's fucking retarded.

It's perfect.

If I had a good app idea, why wouldn't I hire programmers and profit off the app myself? Why would I give my idea to a Sup Forums Jew to profit on?

Sometimes people come to me and tell me ideas that are half decent. If you don't want to tell me your crappy ass idea, I don't give a shit.

sure OP. Just hire me as a consultant when you are making some good money with it. I need a job.

how about an app that analyzes the pitch and speed of someone's speech to determine if they're lying. probably doesn't have to be perfect to sell.

how about an app that categorizes porn stars into a database with certain characteristics and suggests new porn stars you might like periodically. Like you like: blonde, petite, huge breasts, small feet, does anal and it suggests pornstars to check out. Maybe you could even get porn companies to provide info on upcoming releases so you could advertise them to customers and charge them a small advertising fee as well. Like your londe, petite, huge breasts, small feet, who does anal is also doing an upcoming gangbang scene and you get special alert because the scene is right up your alley....

you need more ideas?

shit son I'd be all over that.

Make tinder. Just better.

and call it grindr

surprised no one has done this actually. Tinder's so damn buggy. can't even get it working myself. problem is getting a lot of people using it. As long as you get women to start using it, it'll work.

Yo, those are pretty good tho.

I don't think the second one would be allowed on the iphone app store though. Probably not the google store either but they wouldn't find it for a long time anyway

Make a cute exercise dating sims app.
You gain points from the amount you walk or something and the spend them on trying to date hot anime tiddies

To be honest, remaking Tinder would be relatively easy, it would the marketing/advertising that needs to be spot on to make it big. And that kind of shit I don't know anything about

ok. let's see... serious about the job thing tho. Got lots of ideas but always working on people too fucking stupid to understand what to do with good ideas.

how about an app that doubles as a schedule for yourself that reminds you about appointments but also texts people you list in your contact list about the appointment at the specified time before the meeting to remind them too. Like you put in movies, may 12, 7pm and it reminds you at 6pm while also sending out texts to sally and rick to remind them when and where you're to meet? Might be good for business people actually now that I think about it. I mean outlook does that but it'd be nice to have it on the phone if you're not an in the office person. Dunno...

let me think some more...

And... We'll call it Sup Forums'dler

ok. how about an app that basically acts as a front for the normal screen operation when enacted. So basically it emulates the look and feel of the phone for say 30 minutes. You enact it when you're heading through the border so when a border guard grabs your phone to check for whatever, it just shows a cleaned up version of your phone and hides whatever files you mark with the app. Then it has false versions of facebook and twitter or whatever which look like you have barely used them.

Here's an idea: fuck off.

or how about an app that let's you overlay tracks you record with your phone mic to make very basic mixes of songs you just record on the fly. and you can listen with headphones while you record additional tracks. So you make a little guitar song which you just record simply, you then play it back while recording a simple vocal track for it, you mix those two together and then maybe you record another track with some maracas for a beat. You mix in the maraca track with the guitar and vocals and take it to band rehearsal and play the new song for your bandmates to get exactly what you want to do with your new song. Maybe they try out some simple drum and bass beats and you try mixing a couple of versions and see how they work. Then you take the tracks you like into one mix and you have a basic track you can use to learn the song and remember how you wanted it. Serious mang. cut me in on this shit. we'll be rich as jews. The money we could make just off of Sup Forums alone

An actual decent GPS program that rivals Garmin's $2000 field GPS units.

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An app that links to your IFit or whatever "workout tech" you use that keeps track of how long you run, your cardio, etc..etc...

The more you workout, the higher your power level gets.

You can then meet other people and "battle them" using a combination of your skill as a player that is boosted by your power level.

If this sounds like a DBZ app, it is.

It would persuade nerds to workout, which always gets points with everyone, and would also be fun to a lot of people getting to meetup and "fight" using power gained from their actual workouts.