Be me

>Be me
>Got my first job
>paycheck is 388 dollars

What tf do I do with this money?

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>be neet
>paycheck 415
>buy whatever

meth

That's my problem I don't know what to buy. I'm like a lost child at an airport right now.

Be responsible and invest in silver and other precious metals to protect against the approaching economic collapse.

Will do. Don't know where to start, but I'll find a way.

Silver, dumbass

How fucking old are you?

Put it in a savings account at a bank.

Open an account on tdameritrade and invest in an ETF. Keep saving and play your cards right and you won't need to work forever.

buy bitcoin

Invest in copper

You could use it to move out of your parents house

Save it? You sound poor

Save half of it in an investment and use the other half to split that in half. Half for food/essentials, half for scratch offs.

This

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COUNTER QUESTION: What's your "job?"

401k bby think about the future

Open a savings account and put it all in there. Trust me, when you do find out what you want to do with it you will have that extra money. Or put it in the savings and save up and keep piling until you can buy yourself a fucking girlfriend you loser.

I work as a waiter in Home Depot, I'm 18

Bitcoins

Deposite in my bank account!

try some acid, get camping shit, have a wonderful weekend

I'd do something close to this.
I take it you live at home if its your first job?

1/3 long term savings (don't touch except for emergency, school, or house)
1/3 goal oriented saving (save for a car, or vacation, something really nice that you want)
1/3 spend between now and your next paycheck. In other words blow $25 a day as best you can.

do these in the same order OP

my brain did a stupid (thanks marijuana)
you have $9 a day if you save 2/3 your income, not $25

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