1. your country

1. your country
2. do you walk like a virgin?

Not anymore now that I take antidepressants.

fpbp

1. USA
2. Yes

No I walk like a Chad.

How do I stop my hair from overreacting to wind?

Shorten your haircut.

I only walk fast and take big strides but that's just because I'm taller than most people. Other than that, no.

How do I move my arms like a fucker?

>hair seems to overreact to wind
Man how the fuck does this determine virginity?

It depends on the haircut you get. The usual betamale "1/4 inch off the sides 1/2 inch off the top" results in this. Get a real haircut.

It lists a bunch of basic awkward everday shit that every single person alive has done or felt at some point in time. It is literally just a list of these things, compiled in an attempt to rile up insecurity in young people. If any of you actually fall for this Quentin low-grade bait please save our gene pool and chug bleach.

>walks too fast
>little arm movement

this was made projecting heavily.

itt. normies

>Normie being used as a pejorative

Not sure I understand this tbwh

Soon

why does my hair overreact to wind

No, actually.

>Quentin
?

Well shit, this image describes me.

Literally me

Sup Forums faggot

lol, no, I want to bump into his shoulder

Yes goy, you don't need to dress conservatively, you don't want to be some kind of loser.
Buy the coolest threads from from Goldstein.inc, made in Vietnam's finest sweatshops on a budget of 10 cents and sold to dumb goyim at a 2000% mark-up. C'mon, dumb fuck! Don't you want to be a cool Chad?

ur hair is too long, but not long enough to be cool

either get a shorter cut or grow it into full lion mode

or apply conditioner idk

Yes

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>tfw my hair doesn't grow long like womens but instead piles up like a mushroom

Why does this even happen

No, the image is the literal truth

if more than three things in the image applies to you then you should be sterilized.

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Damn. Yes. Never thought it looks that pathetic...

What did you mean by this?

Only thing About that is the hair

I guess I match half of that and I'm not a virgin at all

I'm walking like I want.

T.virgin and proud
:^)
Did you ever get in contact with that over uki user?

Walking on landmines, my Dyad'ko friendo

if you want to grow your hair talk to your barber about it and he'll set you up

Do all of that except I look straight ahead and my hands aren't awkward. Just have a very low tolerance for slow walkers desu, literally get into a right state if there's a couple of old people taking in the scenery while I'm trying to power home desu.

this, I'm virgin though

I wear neutral colored clothing and always walking fast.


No, I didn't

Cuz you're a Jew

does that happen to jews?

>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightty slower than him

Someone should start a video course on how to stop walking like a virgin

how to avoid long strides when you're 2m ?

I do the alpha walk

> i look everyone in the eye as they walk by
> head and body perfectly aligned
> long strides but also move a lot my arms, showing im confident in using all the space in need
> NEVER move to give people space, theyre the ones who should do it

Yes
I am 28 years old and still a virgin

What is the other option? Tail behind and breath onto to his/her ear?

I don't understand this.

nobody walks like that where I come from 2bh

how tall are you

1,65m

fuck off neutral colors are based what am i a fucking metro

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you probably have a good frame or something then

my dad is the same height and looks like a bodyguard

I always wear black tracksuit and have bydlo face so people seem a little scared/creeped when they see me. But I'm a gentle and polite person in fact.

How autistic do you have to be to make this description? Whoever made this was projecting...

Stop reading my mind!

;_;

No

>walking home
>realize I'm swinging my arms too hard

>carry brass knuckles in coat pockets
>always ready to kill
>never felt more comfortable and peaceful

I walk like a jojo character desu

PRetty much yes

If you can't use product you don't know shit about being attractive

I walk like an Egyptian

basically all of these except I walk with my back straight and my eyes are level or towards the sun. Not really insecure about how I walk, and I'm not tense at all.I usually don't do headphones because people randomly talk to me and I don't like making them repeat themselves cuz i have shit to do.
New Balance and Nike are like the best, dude. But ya'll prolly don't know that because ya'll probably barely do any walking.

I unironically learned how to walk again