Hello faggots, tonight I will be your DM

Hello faggots, tonight I will be your DM
To create your characters, do the following
>Name
>Backround
>3 skills, you will get +1 to rolls involving these skills
>Equipment
Sign your posts with
>Name
>Skills
The last number of your post is your roll
0 is an auto win
1 is an auto failure
2-9 determines how good your action is
There will be 4 adventurers and one villain
If you wanna be villain, greentext villain at the end of your post
We will start with 4 adventurers and 1 villain or simply 5 adventurers

bump

>Glenck

>Old fuck fighter from Glendale. Had a dog named Glen. Had to put it down because a rabid mole rat gave him super rabies.

>Diplomacy
>Intimidate
>Craft

Les go nigs.

Also, whats the setting, dm?

>Glenck stands waiting. T-posing.

the ku klux cuck
a once noble hero fallen on hard times and willing to do bad shit to feel like an adventurer agian
quick strike
hide
intimidate
(bad at giving fair stats but just a sword a long bow a torch and rope)

Fuckit. Glencks gunna take over for the DM.

Lets remake it cabrone

>The adventuring party sits at the local pub. The hogs tail pub is famous for would-be thieves, cut throats and low lifes. The party is having drinks at a round, unstable oak table. Some patrons are giving them "the eyes." What does the party do?

Punch them in the face

i agree lets start a bar fight and attempt to rob it in the proccess
-kkc

The mysterious part member amd the cuck get up and initiate combat.

>a bottle gets thrown at the cucks face.
Reflex roll to dodge.

The unnamed adventurer is too busy shanking niggas to notice and cannot aid.

roll

fuck yeah
kkc

Fuck the dead niggers

>The k k cuck succesfully dodges out of harms way. And readies to attack a surly looking dwarf.

Roll to attack.

roll
kkc

>The mystery man procedes to fuck the dead patrons he just shanked. But from behind, he gets grabbed by a bigger nigger.

Roll escape artist to get loose from his hulking grasp.

am I able to assist him against this mega nigger
kkc

>pierre

>ww1 french soldier, got hit with an artillery shell, next thing he know, he's with a bunch of other guys.

>quick reaction
>stupid bravery
>resitance to pain

>Chauchat, full ammo, with 5 extra clips and 2 frag grenades

>bored dude

>Cuck launches a deadly left hook straight into the dwarfs shnozz. Immediatly knocking him unconcious.

You notice the mystery party member being grabbed by gigga nigga.

What do you do?

I put my dick inside his mouth while trying to escape

Op here, new game

Kill mystery adventurer

i knock the mega nig the fuck out
kkc

kkc im down with another game

acctually nvm i got tests and shit tomorrow but im down to go again another time im on b most nights