OH no heroes there's a goblin in front of your path only an even number can stop him! Quick roll heroes!

OH no heroes there's a goblin in front of your path only an even number can stop him! Quick roll heroes!

Rell

THANK you hero! But now a spoopy skeltal is here can you roll a 3 to stop him!

>8
>8hp
It's dead in one hit
Pick something better op

Roll

Yes eye can

Decent swing but a miss try again hero

*blocks path*

Nice! But we got ambushed we need dubs!

I am ded. :(

*rolls*

*cast Meteor*

np fam i got this

martin

Roll for a 6 to initiate auto revive.
Woah, some crazy asks horse blocks your path, this should be easy for you roll a 0 to instakill

rollaroo

Die vile fiend!

*teleports behind hoers*

Dubs eh I'll take it as a kill, we should go back to town and restock though.
Nice!

Back to town what do we do?

Buy the Adamant gear

lets find us a qt trap gf

We just started tho. We have 300 gil, let's roll an even number to decide

Fuck ok so where do we go hero?

Buy one shield for our warrior and sledge down with it from the mountain here.

GM pls, this cant be real.

Cut of Bepis!

Well ok to keep it FF related we can ignore this guy so ok were in town, 300 gil what do heroes?

Go back to fighting

That ambush got you good though maybe we should heal at an inn, it's only 15 gil, also fuck rules let's keep it open otherwise this will get boring quick, so qt trap guy is back in.

Ok so
This fag I guess really needed that trap, what happens now queer.

go to nearest anime convention and see if we can score sum dere boipucci

Take knife and cut off bepis!

Ok let's see here can you roll for it though?roll 5 or higher to make it happen.

5 or higher get

>bepis
what did he mean by this?

His meat shaft, cut it off

Damn it ok we at the convention, but you ran into a bomb. 1-4to fight, 5-8 to flee, 9 and 0 to defend

quickly, thief do something!

what do we have to roll to die?

Oh holy shit everyone it's the superboss of the post game that only appears in the remakes.

Dubs confirm, off with his penis

Only quints can defeat the passed dragon.

Roll

>post game
nu-uh, im not doing those. I defeated the big last boss got the end cut scene and thats it. get out

So we fight, odds miss evens hit,
Roll a trip to die

fuck you thief, you clumsy piece of shit

Nice a hit, bomb is preparing for something...

But you get the best sword in the series if you can kill it.

Trip get!

Strike the wizard

Dubs you live, you hit the bomb, it grew bigger!

Someone roll 7 or higher to ensure the bombs death!

ok

Roll

nice one user, what now GM?

HE got here first
Sorry...
Bomb self destructed you live but you're critically wounded.

Take a knife and cut off the heros penis

sooo we roll now for... what? I suggest go to this inn get a sleep and maybe the maiden here is a qt trap too

We at the convention we bought a room for cheap, we see a qt trap only a 6 can talk with it. Odds will scare her away

>her

GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU FREAK

tip fedora at her

Let me tell you about the jews

oh shit user, no

Fuuuug I blew it

Nice going you scared it away... dubs decides the next thing we do

chase her what elsr

we wreak havoc among the weebs and cut them down

Cut off Bepis

Fucker I hate you...5 and under to confirm 5 and higher to rethink

heh

THANK Jesus, dubs decides what's next. No more bepis cutting.

Hey that guy wasn't even me this time, seems like the popular vote is to go ahead and cut it off

lets invite some weebs to duel on a hand to hand combat. bet 50 gil

He rolled first friend you may try again if you roll for trips.
Nice!

Dweeb #1 wants a fight dweeb has 8 hp a roll above 4 to crit!

I'm tired of my micropenis , trips get rid of it

hahh! you are no match for me!

Spot on! Went down quick
A girl is up next though! Evens to talk, odds to fight!

If evens ask her about her femenine bepid

Hey whench! Wanna see whats in my backpack for you?

She got creeped out she gonna fight, evens to hit dubs knocks her out odds is a miss

le roll

Missed you took damage, you can only endure 3 more hits that bomb from earlier fucked you up good

I never hit a girl... until now

Missed 2 more hits till you go down, 5 and under to use potion, 5 and higher to swing and hit

Get on knees and beg for forgiveness

You used a potion, you took damage from her hit, if you roll a dubs you knock her out!

NOW YOU DIE!

Nice hit bit no ko! 1 more hit and she goes down

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nice! Evens decides her fate odds will bring the last fighter

Make us a sandwich

Suckerpunch the next nigger and then rape the bitch

Oh man, this dude took it the wrong way probably some sjw. Dubs to Insta kill evens hit odds a miss. Dweeb has 2 hit pointz.

Rollerino niggerino

Nice hit, 1 more

easy

Went down kill a fag, girugamesh picked a fight you cannot run 33 decides

cut off his bepis