OH no heroes there's a goblin in front of your path only an even number can stop him! Quick roll heroes!
OH no heroes there's a goblin in front of your path only an even number can stop him! Quick roll heroes!
Rell
THANK you hero! But now a spoopy skeltal is here can you roll a 3 to stop him!
>8
>8hp
It's dead in one hit
Pick something better op
Roll
Yes eye can
Decent swing but a miss try again hero
*blocks path*
Nice! But we got ambushed we need dubs!
I am ded. :(
*rolls*
*cast Meteor*
np fam i got this
martin
Roll for a 6 to initiate auto revive.
Woah, some crazy asks horse blocks your path, this should be easy for you roll a 0 to instakill
rollaroo
Die vile fiend!
*teleports behind hoers*
Dubs eh I'll take it as a kill, we should go back to town and restock though.
Nice!
Back to town what do we do?
Buy the Adamant gear
lets find us a qt trap gf
We just started tho. We have 300 gil, let's roll an even number to decide
Fuck ok so where do we go hero?
Buy one shield for our warrior and sledge down with it from the mountain here.
GM pls, this cant be real.
Cut of Bepis!
Well ok to keep it FF related we can ignore this guy so ok were in town, 300 gil what do heroes?
Go back to fighting
That ambush got you good though maybe we should heal at an inn, it's only 15 gil, also fuck rules let's keep it open otherwise this will get boring quick, so qt trap guy is back in.
Ok so
This fag I guess really needed that trap, what happens now queer.
go to nearest anime convention and see if we can score sum dere boipucci
Take knife and cut off bepis!
Ok let's see here can you roll for it though?roll 5 or higher to make it happen.
5 or higher get
>bepis
what did he mean by this?
His meat shaft, cut it off
Damn it ok we at the convention, but you ran into a bomb. 1-4to fight, 5-8 to flee, 9 and 0 to defend
quickly, thief do something!
what do we have to roll to die?
Oh holy shit everyone it's the superboss of the post game that only appears in the remakes.
Dubs confirm, off with his penis
Only quints can defeat the passed dragon.
Roll
>post game
nu-uh, im not doing those. I defeated the big last boss got the end cut scene and thats it. get out
So we fight, odds miss evens hit,
Roll a trip to die
fuck you thief, you clumsy piece of shit
Nice a hit, bomb is preparing for something...
But you get the best sword in the series if you can kill it.
Trip get!
Strike the wizard
Dubs you live, you hit the bomb, it grew bigger!
Someone roll 7 or higher to ensure the bombs death!
ok
Roll
nice one user, what now GM?
HE got here first
Sorry...
Bomb self destructed you live but you're critically wounded.
Take a knife and cut off the heros penis
sooo we roll now for... what? I suggest go to this inn get a sleep and maybe the maiden here is a qt trap too
We at the convention we bought a room for cheap, we see a qt trap only a 6 can talk with it. Odds will scare her away
>her
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU FREAK
tip fedora at her
Let me tell you about the jews
oh shit user, no
Fuuuug I blew it
Nice going you scared it away... dubs decides the next thing we do
chase her what elsr
we wreak havoc among the weebs and cut them down
Cut off Bepis
Fucker I hate you...5 and under to confirm 5 and higher to rethink
heh
THANK Jesus, dubs decides what's next. No more bepis cutting.
Hey that guy wasn't even me this time, seems like the popular vote is to go ahead and cut it off
lets invite some weebs to duel on a hand to hand combat. bet 50 gil
He rolled first friend you may try again if you roll for trips.
Nice!
Dweeb #1 wants a fight dweeb has 8 hp a roll above 4 to crit!
I'm tired of my micropenis , trips get rid of it
hahh! you are no match for me!
Spot on! Went down quick
A girl is up next though! Evens to talk, odds to fight!
If evens ask her about her femenine bepid
Hey whench! Wanna see whats in my backpack for you?
She got creeped out she gonna fight, evens to hit dubs knocks her out odds is a miss
le roll
Missed you took damage, you can only endure 3 more hits that bomb from earlier fucked you up good
I never hit a girl... until now
Missed 2 more hits till you go down, 5 and under to use potion, 5 and higher to swing and hit
Get on knees and beg for forgiveness
You used a potion, you took damage from her hit, if you roll a dubs you knock her out!
NOW YOU DIE!
Nice hit bit no ko! 1 more hit and she goes down
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nice! Evens decides her fate odds will bring the last fighter
Make us a sandwich
Suckerpunch the next nigger and then rape the bitch
Oh man, this dude took it the wrong way probably some sjw. Dubs to Insta kill evens hit odds a miss. Dweeb has 2 hit pointz.
Rollerino niggerino
Nice hit, 1 more
easy
Went down kill a fag, girugamesh picked a fight you cannot run 33 decides
cut off his bepis