Hey Sup Forums. Wanna play a game? We are gonna decide what to do in a situation...

Hey Sup Forums. Wanna play a game? We are gonna decide what to do in a situation. Your last 2 post digits dictate your roll. 50 and above is a success. 49 or below fails. The higher or lower it is, it determines how well you do it.
For example
>Try to kill thing roll 50 or 99
> 50 takes a while and gives u dmg
>99 just reks.
The starting situation
You encounter an orc in the forest,
Wat Do?

self bumping like a lil bitch

flirt

Bend that bitch over kappa

SMASH HIS HEAD IN WITH MY FIST

say hi and go away

Your attempt to flirt fails and is met with a fist to the face. You fall on the ground.
How do you proceed?

"hit me harder daddy"

He gives you a stomp to the foot, shattering your big toe. You screech in pain.
How do you proceed?

i ask op to start a civ thread based on same rules, also based on OP pic.

I have no clue how to do civ man.
>inb4 newfag

groan in pleasure, and start jerking off

snap kick to the nuts.

ENOUGH GAY SHIT, STAND UP AND SMASH HIS HEAD IN

Your strange jerks at your tiny cock confuse him, and he backs off for a second.
How do you proceed?

I sing the hottest new orc song I heard at a local tavern

have to be first reply :)

TAKE HIS CONFUSION TO MY ADVANTAGE AND SMASH HIS FUCKING HEAD IN

With your tiny penis still hanging out, you start to sing Orc with Da Spork. He nods and starts dancing to your surprisingly beautiful voice.
How do you proceed?

more bitch ass self bumps.
I'm having fun

wave a friendly but nervous hello, secretly oozing precum from the sheer manliness of the orc. i daydream about his cock as i continue down the path.

gotta be replying to our latest part of the saga buddy.

stab him in the throat

You stab him once in the throat. He ineffectually flails, however he manages to break your nose. You stab him a second time and finish him off.

Thread is kill. See you guys round? Maybe ill start another one.