Ok you fucking faggots, let's pretend we have a sleepover, i'll start

Ok you fucking faggots, let's pretend we have a sleepover, i'll start


''My mom told me to keep it down''

"Oh yeah? Well, your mom's a big fat cunt."

*yells at OP's mom to fuck off and also calls her a cunt bitch*

i'll bring some hot pockets

"Hey guys, c'mon, i know you want to party but you dont have to destroy shit. You're a guest, so just follow the rules or fuck off"

"Can you guys shut the fuck up, im trying to jack off in here!" *turns bathroom fan on to block noise*

*breaks tv*

Said what?

*moans as loudly as humanly possible*

*OP's mom yells*

''What was that guys?''

"
Shut up bitch!"

Let me go talk to her...

do you guys ever try on your sisters clothes?

im required by law to let you all know i am a sex offender

*sneaks to your lil sis bedroom and steals her panties*

kek

Let's compare dicks!

Bringing up some repressed memories there user.

Every sleepover I went my friends tried to hump me. I can still feel their boners pressing against my ass.

It still bothers me that I didn't stop one them once because he said "it's okay, it feels really good"

let's fuck OP's sister

I am staying in your moms room tonight, she said be as loud as you want.

wanna talk about that?

Sup Forums in single picture

*steals toilet*

*Puts porn on loudspeaker*

*OP's mom talking*

''U guys alright?''

>calls me a faggot
>wants me to pretend im @ a sleepover online
>is op the faggot?

>rifle thru fridge
>fart in front of mother
>leave cups everywhere
>loud cuss word in every fucking sentence
>change channel
>watch porn in front of everyone
>put on loud rap song
>fart in front of mother again
>take socks off
>sexually berate OPs family members

It's mixed emotions because part of me feels guilty that in all honesty it felt good. Even though I was mad and yelled at him, I liked feeling him on top of me, pulling down my shorts by force and forcing himself in me.

It's a very weird feeling because I'm not gay

I feel you man i've had similar experiences

999 TRIPS

"yeah we are just sodomising your son, don't worry... Cunt"

Oh shit trips boi

Wrong post that one.

"then why is it getting hard?"

"No"
*Dick stuck in very awkward place*

Dont worry guys the tendies are coming!

Want my FUCKING tendies

cervera?

oh, it's ok don't wory i understand