Holy shit this was comfy

Holy shit this was comfy

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I liked it too. Not sure why filthy Frank and his friends made it a meme?

that grilled cheese scene makes me hungry.

thinly veiled pest thread to evade jannis

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Fucking nasty

>White bread

Kino

It was OK, had potential but went crap at some point 5/10 film. It can still be comfy btw, seen as that was your premise.

Ma nama CHEF

>filthy Frank
good
>his friends
i hope you're not talking about the youtuber faggots and you are talking about the midget, the nigger, the prometheseus, and pink guy, chin chin, and salamnder man.

>work for a food truck
>studio sends a huge ton of tickets to most of the food trucks in the city
>sitting in comfy old theater with happy chefs enjoying food porn and comfy actors

this was a mediocre movie but this is my literal comfiest movie experience

The thing that stuck in my craw is how goddamned helpful every person in his life was to him. This was a wish fulfillment movie for every fat chef in the world. Yeah, Scarlett Johansen is TOTALLY into you because of your mad cooking skillz. You 10/10 rich ex-wife is more than happy to bend over backwards to help you out. Co-workers are willing to work for free to get you to get back on your feet. Your son doesn't want to stay at home and play videogames all day. No, he wants to buy vegetables and clean a rolling kitchen for his summer vacation.

thats what it's like to have friends

they will do things to help you

do they have a breakdance competition to save the youth center at the end because this is what kind of movie this looks like

A friend will help you move your couch to your new apartment. A friend doesn't get on a plane, paint and restore your food truck and work for months for free. Fuck, family members probably won't do that.

I honestly could only get through ten minutes of it. It felt way to pandering to baby boomers.

Okay movie, pretty great foodkino.

I bought a bunch of cook books online right after I watched it.

I still can't cook for shit though.

replace break dance with twitter and you centre with restaurant and yeah you're right

I'm not really a white bread fan but t's the only acceptable bread choice for a grilled cheese sandwich.

The Protege learns from the Master. The Master learns from THE GOD.

>studio sends a huge ton of tickets to most of the food trucks in the city

that's pretty cool desu

>thats what it's like to have friends

I didn't come here for feels like this

Can you believe that fat fuck Favreau had the balls to cast Sofia Verga as his ex wife ScarJo as his gf?


Nigga plz. Not for all of the iron man shekels on the planet.

>Twitter: The Movie
Honestly I hated it. As a professional chef for 10 years, it's kind of accurate in some regards, especially if your at the level his character is supposed to be. Story wise, it almost put me to sleep.

It's kino

You clearly don't know that women are fucking gluttons. If you can cook, REALLY cook, you will drown in 10/10 pussy.

That scene where he cooks Scarjo food at home? That's exactly what you do. Not fried chicken, not Mac and cheese. Real shit.

>All those actors on the cover

Uhoh

You're a fucking retard, op. This was a stupid movie that is also manipulative. It tries to be style over substance, but there is absolutely nothing noteworthy of this film.

You dumb cunt.

If the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, what is the way to a woman's heart?

>veggies
>steak
>onion rings on top

Wow, that's some "real shit" alright.

Nigga plz. That brillo haired fatface could cook lead into gold and still couldn't get ScarJo to date him. Stop memeing.

Your wallet.

through her log cutter

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Superior foodkino

this desu senpai

American "cuisine."

fucking disgusting, how can someone even swallow this fucking peasant trash?

youtube.com/watch?v=jIp1I5Atr3Q

If your goals and character are worthy of success and you can convey it to them well enough, people will go out of your way to see you succeed and through you succeed themselves.

We're all trying to do something good with ourselves and sometimes the answer comes from the dreams of a friend. Maybe a friend of yours wants to make a game, fucking help them and you've got a happy friend and a learning experience for yourself. Give it a try.

WHAT DO SEE KANEDA

This fat WOP culturally appropriated the Cuban sandwich.


And cast Sofia Varga as someone who married him.

The balls.

Made me miss my teens when John Leguizamo was da shit. Clownie spinoff when?

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>And cast Sofia Varga as someone who married him.

His ex wife is Sofia Vergara, and his current girlfriend is Scarlett Johansson. The fact he directed and cast the movie himself made that even more cringey. What sort of inflated self image does this fat Jew have?

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Let's make Cubans in a truck and patch up my family

That's the plot for anyone that hasn't seen it

>Chateaubriande, veal demi glace, roasted oyster mushrooms, baby zucchini, asparagus and carrots, truffle whipped potatoes and crispy onions

Now you and one helper go make 200 portions of that from scratch in the third course of a 4 course meal, charge 125$ a person and tell me it isn't "real shit". Sometimes it's about doing it right.

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Some friends are actually like that, although only a lucky few get to have friends that good.

He's out of his fucking mind right. And he was apparently supposed to be down and out when he started dating ScarJo?

Also cringe his stupid bandanas and his tattoos. He actually thought he looked cool.

You don't think a successful chef doesn't drown in pussy? The cooks that reach that dream of being an Exec Chef at a world class restaurant make solid money and it's at that point a cool job that can get you women.

It's the reward of working your ass off and destroying your body for shit pay as a lowly cook, followed by having to practically live in the kitchen as a Sous Chef for an honestly lousy pay for the amount of work you do.

Fat fucks with jewfros don't get mad pussy friend, no matter how many sandwiches they make.

>He actually thought he looked cool

Money is the key. The worlds greatest chef who's penniless ain't gettin shit and even less than that when their a fat unattractive load.

That obese jewface would have to be one of the most famous chefs in the world to get that tier of trim. Even then, hard to believe. Faverau must really think highly of himself.


And that he cast it himself is pure cringe.

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But you're wrong you idiot.

Scarjo being his girlfriend made total sense, she was the head server at the restaurant. That position is largely filled with hot bitches who screw their way to higher positions. You know what the highest position at a restaurant is? That's right the Executive Chef.

Executive Chefs fuck servers all the time. It's a position of power. Note how she disappears after the quits the restaurant, yeah that's because she was only fucking him for being the chef.

Servers are whores, trust me I'm a bartender.

nigga please. they don't fuck dumpy 45 year old divorced w/ kids has beens.
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He was the Exec Chef in Los Angeles. We're talking high end cuisine where you probably pay $100+ per person.

Servers there can easily clear Six Figures.

I still don't understand why covers/posters for films don't follow the billing of the fucking thing? Like Why not swap scarlett and sophia's photos? Is Platt really that ugly you can't have him on the box? just seems so stupid.

>nasty
>putting a slice of cheese between bread is nasty

How?

Are you guys fucking retarded? It's a movie, of course he's gonna cast actresses
you wanted him to make a reality show shit where he used his actual wife or some shit?

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fucking kek

Nigga do you think fucking Mario Bellini is plowing through the Sofia Varga's of the world? (hookers don't count)

You're putting pussy on a pedestal. Lots of girls go after divorced men in solid positions because they're easy to manipulate, they have disposable income, and they can be helpful career wise.

You can't lay off the concept that it's Scarlett, in the movie she's merely playing a 7/10 bitch.

if that is true, why was he dirt poor running from child support and living in a piece of shit trailer?

it's the biggest fucking vanity project I've ever watched in my life

you just know Jon Favreau fucking masturbates to that grilled cheese scene

Cast women in his league, or better yet, cast an actor who isn't himself to play the lead. Not like Vince Vaughn would have turned the part down.

>Cast women in his league,
>wanting to see ugly women in a movie
fuck that shit

Cheese was never considered peasant tier

That isn't how you make a grilled cheese sandwich, and he didn't cook the cheese to a melting point.
You butter both exterior sides, place the cheese in between, place on the griddle, then flip when one side is golden brown, the cheese should be melted. Flip and brown the other side.
Fuck this shit.

You just know a movie is going to be boring as fuck if people are smiling on the cover or poster.

>Waiting for some kind of conflict
>Thought The Pest was going to screw him over somehow
>Nothing bad happens and it's just a comfy movie throughout

christ

Exactly. It's hilariously un-self-aware. He had a chance to show a little grace and modesty and instead he went 180 degrees in the other direction.

instagram the movie.

was Favreau making an analogy of the movie industry?

>chef carl casper thinks about getting his job back
>his friend pest convinces him he doesnt need it and he can do better
>casper agrees
>the following months are very tough, casper loses his house, his family and almost commits suicide
>after months in rehab, things slowly start to get better
>a year later, casper decides to bury the hatchet and go have dinner at the restaurant he once was head chef at
>see pest behind the glass window working the kitchen as head chef
>casper realizes he has just been scammed
>gives a small chuckle and says "oh that pest"
>fade to black roll credits

Girlfriend-tier. Mine downloaded it to watch with me, then turned it off half way angrily when she noticed I had a full erection during Vergera's scenes. "Is your fucking dick hard?" and slammed the remote down on my cock.

You mean Mario Batali? The answer is yes if he's looking for it.

Dude go to the high end restaurants and look at the girls working there. The lot of them are drop dead gorgeous. Honestly I see servers who I think are much cuter than Scarjo who has that crappy nose.

Being a waitress is the one job where you can make solid money without any education whatsoever and you don't have to be a literal whore. All you do is sell people on the more expensive items on the menu and deliver plates.

And yes some of those servers will fuck the men in charge so they can do the best shifts. All you need is to work one Saturday Night in a high class restaurant and you'll have enough money for the month.

>You mean Mario Batali? The answer is yes if he's looking for it.
See this is where we disagree. Yes, MB could get laid. Yes, his fame could get him a bum up from what his neckbeard looks could get him w/o it. Of course. But there's a limit to that shit.

I mean, I live in Manhattan. irl I'd bet MB could pull (realistically) a poor/uneducated 7.5, and a from a good family/educated 5.5-6.

I hope not because he served us up the same old slop he was criticizing.

I agree, watched it while I was hungover laying in bed and kind of wished it would never end
Wasn't all that funny but it was sort of heartwarming and really comfy

i think he was criticizing the big studio system

Super comfy. A positive and endearing film. I'd like more movies like this. I'm tired of violence, bleak worldviews, and reboots

How many grilled cheeses do you think that tub Favreau shoved down his face during filming? +/-100?

user, Jon Lovitz (a B-List comedian) is hitting this.

Batali could get something like this too, easily.

And don't tell me she's not beautiful.

unironically that's how my dad makes them

shes got a botox lookin face but pretty nice tits

wait, what? this can't be real life. Is she from Yugoslavia or something?

>Jon Lovitz (a B-List comedian)
being real kind there user

Produced, Directed, Wrote, Starred in a movie where his only problem is that his son loves him but not really enough.

And then he gets back with his 10/10 wife after dumping his 10/10 girlfriend.

Its just a prank bro

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