Decide to watch Ghost Protocol and Rogue Nation

>decide to watch Ghost Protocol and Rogue Nation
>remember I haven't seen MI3 because MI2 was shit
>start watching
>directed by Abrams, written by Orci and Kurtzman
>movie is absolute shit

How do they continue to get work?

1>2=3>4>5

4 and 5 have shit villians and are overrated as films. But there are some great scenes.

LOST

wow, that you rank 2 and 3 so high is sign of your idiocy.

Did you not read my post you faggot 4 and 5 have forgetable villians and are overrated reddit pieces of shit with some good scenes. Fuck yourself you fucking brad bird mcquarrie cuckfuck

3 is actually pretty good.

sure it is jj

1 > 4=5 > 3 > 2

4 and 5 are more fun first views but 1 is very rewatchable

1 is objectively the best overall movie, 2 is objectively absolute shit.

The other 3 just depend on your taste.

Only memers and retarded Abrams's haterS could spout bullshit about MI:III. It was the best MI film at the time of its release.
But keep shitposting.

That would be the first one. The other two are dogshit.
But keep shitposting.

Philip Seymour Hoffman plays a really intimidating villain IMO

>the city of OP

This

such anger

i bet your favorite movies are citizen kane and the boondock saints

lol, pleb

No you faggot those both suck boondocks is conplete trash

Mission Impossible was a really fun game on N64. This laser section was especially fun.

The End.

sure thing luke

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3 was the best one pleb.

3>4>1=5>2

3 is the best one faggot.

3 is great, get some taste.

Yeah, fat old men are really intimidating. Even more so when they beat up trained super agents.

Man the movie was shit. Everything about it felt like a comedy skit on SNL or something.

Congrats on shitposting all over with your memehate, OP

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3 literally has them chasing a macguffin that has no definable qualities. The villain wants it, but no one knows what it even does.

On top of that, they actually cut the heist scene from a Mission Impossible movie. Ethan hops over to the building roof and then it just cuts to him escaping. It's fucking atrocious.

>best villain
>most ving screentime
>aspiring actor Arron Paul
>best love interest by far and actually ties into plot
>best female agents
>any and every china scene
>that black guy
>simon pegg playing a believable character and not a dang field agent
>ETHAN THERES A G36 IN THE TRUCK
>IKNOWIKNOW
>side splosion
>best disguises (4 and/or 5 was embarrassing in this department)
>possibly best opening but could be argued for the original MI
>special secret mega agent having a believable haircut
>best ending
Yeah dude MI:3 is awful

>best villain
Fucking how? He literally just mumbles threats at them.

If you couldn't tell by his post, he's a retard.

Sorry he wasn't punching people and flipping around. I'm sure there's a superhero thread or two you could go post in

The fuck are you talking about? The best villain in the Mission Impossible movies is Jim. He has real motivations and real goals, and he concocts a near fool proof plan to achieve them.

Davian is just some prick who wants something for some reason. No one even knows what it is.