Awkward and virgin situations you had in your life GO

Awkward and virgin situations you had in your life GO

>be me
>16
>at a party where everyone is drunk
>hot thot appears
>hands me a glass with some alcohol berverage in it
>tells me that if I guess whats in the glass she'll give me anything I want
>smell the glass and guess instantly without even trying it
>"Ron and coca cola"
>She asks "Weeell... what do you want me to give you?" in a slutty tone
>"well... a new computer wouldnt be bad"
>Looks at me with her worst face, probably thinking "what a fucking virgin" and leaves
>No regrets

Have another one

>be me
>17/18
>just broke up with my ex gf
>sad af
>friend with tattoed face asks me to go out late at night
>go to a club
>dont know what to do with my hands and with myself in there
>hot girl pass by
>my friend tells me "that one is hot af"
>agree
>moments later, maybe 20 mins after she passes by again
>this time too close to me
>passes by and grabs my hand
>become desperate and quickly take my hand off of hers
>yell "SORRY"
>girl looks at me with her "u a virgin?" face
>realizing what I just did
>staring at the floor in disgrace and quickly see if my friend realizes
>he was staring at me with a smile on his face
>covers his face and starts laughing
>start to stare at the floor again
>say to myself "why are you like this"

LOL maaannn i felt awkward for you after reading these....ppffttt hahaha omg

yeah, awkward and cringey as fuck, on the first one I was in a relationship with my gf at the time, so thats why I acted like that lol

The second one i would do just as your buddy did lol omg thats funny

In 2011 gf n I had sex for the 1st time, I was so nervous I couldn't get hard. Lost virginity in 07 n had sex with a few other girls. No problems prior.

?????

Fuck green text.

so you didnt like your gf then lol

>be me in the last year of HS, 2015
>attending a school ball in January
>dancing, ceremony, etc. as part of leaving the school
>dancing with this girl who has a bf
>after the ceremonies me, her and one other classmate spend some time together before deciding it is better to get the fuck outta there
>decide to go the classmate's house for sleep over
>"user, you don't drink alcohol, can you drive us there?"
>sure, babe
>she is sitting next to me in the passenger's seat and I asked her how to turn on something as I had no idea
>she shows me and "coincidentally" brushes her hand on my deek
>whatishappening.png
>arrived at the house
>it's cold af inside
>friendo gets some movie in the TV
>since it's cold I decided to put my jacket over me and the girl

part1

>watching the movie
>friendo falls asleep
>she starts getting closer to me
>shitjustgotreal.jpg
>puts her head on my shoulder and starts moving her hand on my thigh and body
>I am internally screaming for God to help
>movie ends and we go upstairs to sleep
>friendo says we have to sleep together in his parent's bed
>ohshit.jpg
>get in bed in underwear and t-shirt
>lay there like a dead man
>she gets touchy again
>puts her hand on my semi chub
>not a semi chub anymore
>she wants to spoon
>I get behind her with my dick touching her firm ass
>I put my hand on her head caressing her hair
>fall asleep
>in the morning, we get up and I drive us home

and that is the closest I ever got to getting laid. It's been a few years since then.

>be me
>21
>still a hugless, kissless virgin

the end

dirty thot got out classed.

Pretty alpha tbh.

The more thots get put in their place like that the better

HOW DID YOU FALL ASLEEP DUDE YOU HAD TO KEEP PUSHING HER WITH YOU DEEK

thats painful to read, especially since youre still a virgin even though she was fucking begging you for it. buy a hooker while you still have a chance. we have enough wizards in this world, go get you some.

had to act that way, was in a relationship at the time and didnt want any problems tbh

I was the same way until I realized women are incapable of love the eay men are.

Now I fuck whenever I get the chance without commitment.

Women are poison.

Easier said than done.

Still pains to think about it to this day.

But, this year's goal is to get laid. No hookers.

>Go to party with some of my co-workers
>One of them is a girl that I was attracted to, but didn't think that I had a chance with
>For whatever reason, I'm on fire that night, and we talk for hours
>She's giving me little involuntary cues (playing with her hair, touching me, etc)
>I start getting tired/drunk, and decide to head home
>Girl: "Do you want some company, user?"
>Me: "That's ok, I'm just going to crash out as soon as I get home. I'll see you at work tomorrow."

It wasn't until quite a while later that I realized she was all but saying "I want to have sex with you". I've got shit self-esteem, and it didn't even enter the realm of possibility in my head at the time.

And Im exacly like that now

>Be me
>26yo next month
>Fuck tourist bitches since 18yo
>Never used condom
>No DST yet
About losing virginity I was stonned as fuck and couldnt find where to incert my penis

>be me 23
>9/10 local just broke up with ltr
>am drunk
>fuck it why not
>text her
>apparently she's really into me
>we become really good friends
>self conscious so never made a move
>get drunk and literally ask when we're gonna fuck
>she says she's sorry but feels it's too soon still
>she leaves eventually
>I jerk it because she knows I'm a footfag and she let me play with them
>a text appears
>"I'm coming over user, let's do this"
>post masturbatory answer
>"Nah I'm good I just jacked it"
>realize what I've done
We never spoke again and she's dating an ugly drug dealer now :(

I think most of us can relate to this

>"Ron and coca cola"
>Ron

why are you like this

faggot in training. 5 years from now you'll be sucking cock in a san francisco bath house.

I still fuck women and am attracted by their appearance.

Their behaviour is repulsive, however.

Totally

most people have done something like this. also it was probably a good call. never shit where you eat.

To me these are great experiences,most people on here don't get this close

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that is funny as shit - dude nothing wrong with that. these stories are mostly you just blowing off some chick - they aren't even cringeworthy, just mildly entertaining.

Rum***
Had to translate from spanish and I missed that lel

Yeah,they will be better when you can look back and laugh

too bad I thought Ron was awesome

>Jajajaja

Gingers have no soul

cuck

Omfg
>jajajaj

>be me
>be in my 20s
>go to church
>play in youth band
>17 yr old gril takes a liking to me
>in youth grp so often chat to her
>blonde, blue eyed 7.5/10
>invites me to her place one day
>parents aren't home
>wants to show me her room
>imokwiththis.jpeg
>"so waddya wanna do" I ask
>she grins
>"we can do anything you want" her blue eyes staring straight into mine, assuringly wanting cock, nervously grinning
>"ok let's go outside for a walk" I reply

Wasn't a virgin but will nevar forget that golden opportunity turned autism

This is not an alpha thread

Omg man, the thing with the club.

I'm at uni and I am fucking helpless in a club. All my life I've had this things where I can't let anyone see me dance or move in anyway that isn't just normal shit like walking.

What the fuck do I do? Clubbing is all anyone does at uni for going out. I will not dance, no matter how drunk (and I have been wasted in clubs), I still find it fucking embarrassing.

why am i like this

>assuringly

Not even a fucking word, kek. My derp

I would have done the same thing, I just cant flirt or fuck minors

Clubbing is for losers; don't bother.

I hate it, but at uni with my current flatmates the alternative is sitting in my room on my computer instead.

>be me
>first relationship was a random girl in group of friends at high school lunch.
>she ask me out
>ok.jpeg
>start walking home together
>lasted 2 weeks,ended as dumb as it started
>lets just friends
>ok.jpeg
>later see her with some other guy
>wtf.avi
>brain shut down on romance, decide never again
>wasn't hard because I was never hit on again
>graduate
>work
>currently 25 yrs old

No regrets, just waiting for wizard status.

YEAH DUDE, I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT IF I DANCE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
Thats why I just sip my beer and stare at everyone with my best indiference face.

I hate clubbing in general, like the whole ambient of it, so i just do that.

Ausfailia fag here
She was legally allowed to fuck (16 or 17 yrs) so age wasn't a problem

You shouldn't resort to doing something you hate in order to fit in.

>be me
>17
>Decide to meet old internet friend irl
>Already sense weird vibes the first day I meet him
>Learn that this is actually sexual tension a year later
>Dude is very nice looking
>Cute 6'2 8/10 very easy to talk to
>Start hanging out every day
>He's very physical and touches me often
>Also makes sexual jokes often
>Too naive to know his intentions
>He greets me with hugs every day
>One day he grips my hips and presses against me a little more than usual
>Figure He's just playing because I didn't think anyone would be interested in me
>Go to his room to play halo 3
>Eventually runs his hand up my thigh
>Let out the most awkward fucking laugh and close legs
>He backs off and acts like nothing happened
>Sweating and red faced because Im nervous and flustered
>Say thank you for having me over
>Leave his house aroused and confused
>Realize that I really want this dude
>Call him the next day
>Have a long conversation about life
>He starts asking sexual questions
>Asks if I'm a virgin
>I say yes
>Says he doesn't believe me which I didn't get and it kinda annoyed me
>He pauses for a second and asks "do you want to lose it soon?"
>Holy shit is this what I think it is
>Really want to say that I'm willing to lose my v-card to him
>Say no thanks for the sake of not looking slutty
>Instant regret after ending the call
>Go to his house again a week after
>Same shit, physical affection and sexual tension
>Starts talking about his gf and I'm pretty sure he wanted to make me jealous
>99% sure he didn't have a gf but that made me back off
>Immediately place myself into the friend zone because morals
>Lose my chance completely
Still a virgin to this day

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Yeah it's shit. What I usually do is walk between the two bars, buying drinks and then finishing them while waiting to order another, just so it looks I'm doing something.

It's pretty tragic

Good, stay that way.
Rise above the whore norm.

It's not really even fitting in, but staying home alone when people are out is shit. I want to go out.

I wish I actually enjoyed it, because it seems like it could be fun.

This

>be me
>enrolled in online homeschooling program
>every once in a while they schedule meetups for the teachers and the students
>had a huge crush on my friend (who i spoke to online) who was going to go to a meetup in my town
>fuckyeah.rar
>cut to that morning when we're waiting all at the front
>i see my crush
>immediately run to hug him
>he moves out of my way
>mfw

I'm trying dude I just feel like I'm missing out sometimes. Peer pressure

And this too

>thinking casual sex makes you a whore in 2017

You are not missing out, you just have to find the right person and moment.
Because if you dont, you end up like the majority of women now a days

Pro-tip:
>it does, especially if you were a virgin beforehand

Come on man you didn't even fuck up that hard at all. All you had to do was show interest and meet up with her again. She obviously knew you wanteds to with your hard deek

Found the whore

It actually does.

This generation and this era is normalizing everything, from casual sex to identying as an ewok to magically transform into a woman when you are a man...
So yeah, it does make you kind of a whore. Goes for men too

This.
If you think otherwise you are straight up stuck in the past, you boring mofos

Identifying*

Lel fucking typos

Dude l'll help you
>Do cocain at home
>On your way to the clubs careful cus cocain makes you go faster than you think you are
>Drink maximum of 4 beers
The rest will just happen
Just dont start using cocain all the time and never go out with some

>be me
>17
>at house party for exam results
>everyone is drunk now
>qt 8/10 I know really has a thing for me
>asked me out a year ago and I turned her down
>she now has a boyfriend
>walk up to her and group of people at party
>"hey what's up"
>"well, basically, I love you but I can't tell you" and buries her face in the sofa
>silence.jpg
>after about 5 seconds of silence I walk away and pull the jim face
>just pretend nothing happened
>tfw she was touchy the whole night and I could have fucked

tits or gtfo

kill yourself my dude.

What is wrong with casual sex?

Underrated post

>go see paranormal activity with hot scene girl named audra. First date
>kids behind us constantly talking
>getting mad because autism, more mad that I am too scared to say anything
>kid makes a comment about pig squealing scene, hear him say "that's a ten out of ten in a death core band"
>core music sucks but I hear audra audibly sigh, get even more mad because m'lady.
>starts kicking the back of my chair. Kick. Kick.
>I am visibly shaking with rage
>it finally stops
>KICK
>I no longer can take it, however I can't bring myself to say anything
>because of being pissed about the kicking and being pissed about myself being a coward, I go into some kind of autistic meltdown
>begin rocking back and forth as far as the chair will allow, while loudly grunting and snorting like an angry bull
>face is beet red and pure rage, teeth are clenched while rocking and grunting, breathing so hard saliva is flying out between teeth
>popcorn falls on floor, Pepsi spills on audra
>stop and collect myself, half the theater is literally turned around glaring at me because of how loud I was snorting
>audra is looking at me in shock, I don't think she even realized he was kicking my chair. This came out of nowhere for her
>after the movie is done take a piss, come back out and she is gone
>text her "hey great movie, can't believe I was so scared and freaked out like that right in the theater!!! Haha" exact words
>call after two days and she'd blocked me through her phone company

Was really hoping to get sex that night.

>14 yrs old
>Become infatuated with girl in my class
>Start talking to her all the time
>Eventually proffess feelings by asking friends to tell her
>Her friend tells me next day she isn't interested
>Continue to hang out with her
>Become massive bitch, do whatever she wants
>Think eventually it'll happen
>It never did
>Stayed obsessed with her till I was 17
>Everyone in school could see me being a dipshit clear as day

Its nothing WROOOONG with it, its just that in her case she should find someone that she really likes and viceversa.

We all love to fuck n shit, but lets just agree that its not that self respectful to us.
Idk just my opinion

this is god-tier autism user lol

Jesus. At least you're self aware

[spoiler]you still are[/spoiler]

And I thought I was autistic

There's nothing wrong with it per se, but people who indulge in it often are not relationship material nor ever will be.

True dat... to some extent.

Idiot

>because m'lady
>m'lady
>m'lady
>m'lady

god dammit user, why? :(

>'I love you, user'
>'I know'

Alpha af

Why faggot?

wow i hate that i can relate to this

Because it's a breeding ground for whores and underachieving degenerates

Your name is Jonathan martin

I don't know how you can even be hugless, kissless, maybe, i could believe that because you actually have to do something not beta, but hugless? Just how fuck ugly or autistic or a combination of the two are you?

Sounds like you've never been to a club

people are strange ... women seem wicked when you're unwanted

What it's either clubbing or sitting at home on the computer?
Jesus christ what kinda empty headed close minded fuck are you? Go for a walk

>Han Solo is a Sup Forumstard

Actually it sounds like exactly every club I've ever been in.

You've been to some weird clubs then

>implying clubs differ

This happened to a friend of mine, actually couldn't believe that 1 he told me and 2 he was that autistic. Genuinely thought it was a greentext and he was trying to pull a joke but hes too 'alpha' for Sup Forums.
>Be me
>20 y. old kissless virgin
>Gone on holiday with Uni flatmates to watch the darts
>End up in Amsterdam
>oh boy heres my chance.jpg
>fast forward
>see some ridiculous grils in the window
>go through one of the doors
>i go how much
>she says 50
>im like what do i get
>in her accent she goes blow job and sex
>thought yeah good value 10/10 girl
>agree
>takes me into a room
>50 euros please
>hand the dosh over
>she goes can I see your banana
>exact fucking words
>get the mamba out
>she puts the condom on but im still floppy
>'this bird has no charisma not into it cant get hard'
>then she goes 'do u want full package'
>im like u fucking wot mate
>the fuck is full package?
>'blowjob, handsex, fuck. 100 euros'
>wait wait wait
>start arguing about previously agreed apon deal
>'no no no blowjob HANDsex 50 euro'
>was not having this
>argue with her for a minute or so, floppy still in her hand
>demand my money back
>still says no

Dubs of truth

It's best to keep your cool bro. One embarrassment can follow you for life.

I've been to clubs, they do