Roast me

Roast me

I would but I don't have a toaster

no

Glad you're okay after the foundation guys mistook your head for a cinder block.

beluga whale on the left came out of minecraft with a head like that

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Dude, Auschwitz isn't even big enough to roast you.

Fuck head

If Michael Moore had a stroke

gold!

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samefag

But you didn't say who you were....

Are you Harry Potter without glasses? Or The Amazing Hamface?

This woman really has come such a long way guys. You know for a long time she was known for being just a fat, Danish cow. But then she came out of the closet and now she's well liked for being a fat, Danish bulldyke.
But really though, it is great to see that you've accepted who you really are so you can finally start living as a gay whale. You can be the first LGBT advocate to subsist solely off of krill and plankton; holy shit.

I only had
not this :

The amazing hamface

Bitch's head looks like a fucking LEGO minifigure. Do you make a living off of tearing down buildings with your massive head? Did you ever headbutt a cow? Did you ever give head?

You were probably the inspiration for Crimson Chin in Fairly Odd Parents.

Can't, you wouldn't fit in the oven.

You're so heavy that when sailors go to anchor their ship down they throw you.

Give me a square root

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