What's it like having a small penis?

What's it like having a small penis?

at least i'm not gay

good point

I wouldn't know

It's alright, not my problem if I'm the only one having fun

Your mom doesnt complain. I guess itit'd be hard to with any sized dick in your mouth though.

Please get that foreskin removed you fucking savage

Why would I?, its not a problem :D

It's ok

It's not too bad.

5.5" fills her arsehole well enough

5 is average, no small tho

But you're small, user

That isn't usable, user

I'm just under 6" hard (and im talking if i'm really excited)

5" girth and uncut.

It's totally fine for the ladies, every tinder match that I end up sending nudes on KiK or Whatsapp say "mmm fuck that's hot" and "I want to suck that so bad" and they love it when we do fuck.

When i'm soft though, it's like 1-2 inches, sometimes it's so bad (like after gym or exercise) it's almost inside me, sucks when I piss as it goes all over my balls if I don't fold my foreskin back a bit and push my fat in.

:(

Ask your mom

How you would know though

Little over 6.75 and 5.125 to 5.25 girth on the best of days. Where does that put me?

Ask your dad

>Just under 6"
>small
>implying

No one find it weird that Sup Forums is composed of genetic losers yet somehow have huge cocks that also appear on porn galleries?

Hmmm.

At some point a pumped dick just looks kind of gross man

hahahh he has to pull his fat when he takes a piss

fucking fat as fatass confirmed

No pumped btw
How big btw?

fucken loser stays at home all day pumping his cock with a penis pump

hahahaa fucking compulsive wanker closet nerd confirmed

So are you bigger then?
and there's no pump btw it's limp here

You worship big cocks.

Horrible

Whats it like being a midget with an average dick?

Op here, reminds me of my smallest ex's dick. I loved comparing mine to his.

makes kids easier to get into

How big was he?
And how big are you?

Yea cause the rest of the males in the human race have dicks that you couldn't measure upto except for ur ex. And he's a midget with a midget dick too.

I'm 8 he was 4.5

Twice his size, amazing
Are you turned on by smaller dicks than yours?
Did you love his small dick?

8 inches in the midget world equals 4 inches.

Jesus christ his ex has a 2 inch dick

His ex had a 2 inch cockatoo

I got fagget trips

No not really but like how much smaller guys are turned on by mine as opposed to fags with big dicks

small boi is jelly

Did you frot? i want to try this with someone with a bigger cock than mine.

...

Samefagging so he can have some1 2 talk to to change subject. Not even the average pervert on 5chin would say something like that to something like THAT.

>as opposed to fags with big dicks
What you mean

Yeah we did, loved it

>samefagging
Newfags are so funny sometimes

There needs to be a genocide that lines up every single gay person to shoot them.

That should stop the aids from coming.

Settle down bud go to bed

I find gays are bigger on average than straight guys

>Not even the average pervert on 5chin would say something like that to something like THAT.
Did I say something weird?

4.75 Inch penis here with extremely bad premature ejaculation (I literally bust within 30 seconds of entry of pussy/ass, 60 second w/ mouth, and 90 seconds with handjob)....also 5'5 manlet

I had a ton of one night stands with randoms (60-70 in total, almost all very attractive to be honest) during my 20's and would never sleep with someone who knew any of my friends (I had to turn down tons of my chick friends and chicks that knew my friends)

I ended up marrying a chick who thank god prefers being eaten out, orgasms in a couple of minutes and doesn't mind i'm a small dick minute man....

And ur proud that youv spent half ur miserable life jacking off to Sup Forums.
The devil has a grip on you son.

Yes you posted a pic that gave me aids. Thats weird enough.

That isn't op, I'm op.

Why are you in this thread if you aren't a complete faggot

Little newfag is mad

Have you ever tried frotting with both your cocks inside the same condom?

What. Do you have magical senses that can sense the presence of op in a comment? Pssh shutup you walking abortion.

Newfag is cock drunk, he can't think straight

Im bored bro. I dont know why im arguing with people i cant see hear or smell. Luckily i cant smell you pedos.

Go sit on your daddy's knee

>arguing
>in b
millenials are disgusting

Walking abortion is the shittiest insult I've ever heard like wtf

Atleast you know how being alone and gay feels like. Sup Forums gays are the worst.

Are you a fucking kid?

...

idk

>kid
Dont arouse him with that word.

Thats a small can.

Are you a lonely adult?

I was going to go to bed but now I have to jack off because this thread is really going places

disgusting
don't say he needs to get that foreskin removed you just need to concentrate on removing ww3 near your vagina

kek

Do you have an albino cock?

Yeah you saw the word
>kid
And it triggered a dark urge.

How easy is it to get fucked by a big cock if you're fat?

I think he's just butthurt cuz he doesn't have a foreskin

Go on

BUMP XXXXDDDDD

seems you have a bigger dick over there

Why is your dick a weird shape?

With the amount of faggots, jailhouse faggots and traps on Sup Forums, you'd think there'd be Sup Forums fag orgies.

It's time to get ready for school sweety

someone's is jealous? Or just smaller?

wtf your dick looks like a bent slim jim, wtf did u do?

dicklets are always a funny thing

>dicklet
I'm not samefagging as the other guy who said your dick was shit.

Stop being so insecure about your bent dick
>I'd rather have a 7 inch normal cock than a 9 inch melting Popsicle

It's discouraging, I don't know if I'll be able to satisfy a girl sufficiently enough. She'll probably end up cheating on me or leave

How would I know?

you're so small

hi dicklet boi

>talks about being insecure
>replies when someone calls him small
Someone is also mad

4.5", never had anyone really complain I'm too small because they say I 'know how to use it', but I know the answer deep down, FeelsBadMan.
Guess it helps I get off to fantasy cuck scenes

Please post more.

ayyy lmao

How do girls react to that?

Post pics

what are you a fucking faggot?

Gay bro?

FeelsBad

Kek ya

lmao 9 cm how small are your hand?
have to be a virgin.

We all are straights guys who love dicks, that's all
Otherwise you wouldn't be her as well, right?

Only faggots dont like dicks after all

ìs* sorry i'm from somewhere in Europe.