Cristiano Ronaldo is an alpha male

Cristiano Ronaldo is alpha as fuck. He is doing what any sensible man should do in this age we live in. He is raising a son as a single father and teaching him male values. Modern western women want to raise their sons to become girls by dressing them in skirts and telling them to pee sitting down. They are a lost cause. Ronnie fucks 10/10 supermodels and weather girls but doesn't get emotionally attached to them because he knows that being a cum dumpster is all they're good for. Ronaldo is an alpha male who doesn't take any shit from women. Remember he dumped that bitch Irina for disrespecting his mother. Alpha as fuck. Truly an icon for all males out there.

he looks like a flying squirrel

Mirin dem lats?

He is literally, and not even in the soccer player sense, but literally a homosexual

>homosexual
>fucks 10/10 supermodels

pick one

>pee sitting down
I don't see how that's unmanly

my yuro parents always stood by it for some reason

No one has EVER seen Ronaldo fuck a supermodel.

Socialising with hot women is a trait of the homosexual though...'fag hag'

>No one has EVER seen Ronaldo fuck a supermodel.
Of course not, he's not a fucking pornstar.
>Socialising with hot women is a trait of the homosexual though...'fag hag'
And fucking them is a trait of an alpha male.

>mentally ill manbaby
>acting rationally

Physically and in terms of measurable success? Yeah, no disputing that.
I have my doubt as to how 'alpha' he is judging from his confidence issues.

Liberace and Little Richard "fucked " 10/10 models too, Ismo

Tippy toeing is a part of Portuguese culture. All their players do it. Nothing to do with insecurity.

>He is raising a son as a single father and teaching him male values

he hired several tutors and babysitters to nurture him. he does jackshit with his "son".
the little shit is just PR prop for his instagram posts.

You're mentally challenged if you don't think he has a great relationship with his son.

seriously doubt that m8, as autistic as you think he is, its his fucking kid

But you do not know that he has fucked any supermodel. If you have proof that he has I'd be interested to see it.

The best we know is his semen impregnated an unknown woman once.

I don't have any proof. But that doesn't matter because Ronnie is innocent until proven guilty. Meaning that unless YOU can find evidence of him fucking men, I am right.

>ronaldo and badr in speedos.jpg

you just KNOW

What if I am gay and to me being innocent would be that he's gay, at which point he's innocent until proven guilty and YOU need to prove that he's straight?

Also there is a lot more evidence of him being affectionate with men than with women...fact.

I'd say he's 70% gay 30% straight

>I'd say he's 70% gay 30% straight
He's 100% man and 100% slayed hundreds of supermodel pussies in his lifetime.

Nah mate that is 100% false. Why is Finland trying so hard to deny CR7 his happiness? He's a gay man trapped in a straight mans world, let him come out, let him embrace who he is. Stop gay shaming.

He might be bi but definitely not full homo.

Like I said 70/30

I don't know what you're trying to do with this tired baiting finland. we all love CR7 for the character he is even if he's a fairy faggot on and off the pitch and even if he'll never be quite as good as the GOAT, messi

ronaldo has unintentionally cultivated this narcissistic, dainty super-built metrosexual persona and it's his problem to fight it. though tbqh I don't think he cares. once his career as a footballer is over he'll come out and be the number one gay spokesperson across the world, exactly the kind of spotlight he needs

I admit he sometimes comes across as narcissistic on the pitch. But that's just due to his competitive nature and frustration towards his teammates' shortcomings. Off the pitch he is a generous and humble person. Spends a lot of time with his son and friends, does charity work, visits sick kids in hospitals and so on.

Doesn't make him not gay

Thought we already went through this

most players do this just not as often as ronron

>l-look guise I'm with a hot woman!! You see? I'm n-not gay guys!

Finland is confused because there are no hot women there, he doesn't know how the world really works.

>anyone in company of a hot woman must be gay
>Italian logic
Great argument.

Sup Forums btfo

I think Ronaldo is straight. If he is gay he is definitely on top fucking a lesser male.

O for sure theres no doubt about that. I don't know that hes ever sucked a dick, but I'm sure he's had a lot of twink lips around his..

Does Badr Hari cum inside "him"?

What's some hetero things about Cristiano Ronaldo?

samefag

>projecting this hard

The only supermodels Cristiano Ronaldo-sama fucks have a dick.

Anyone with his money is an alpha male