I am in love with a girl from my school

I am in love with a girl from my school.
I stalk her blog everyday and fap to her. How can I make her mine? She is like the perfect girl. sarcastic, artistic and exotic...

By stop being a fucking creep....

I get nervous when I see her irl

...

Talk to her about her blog, be romantic, but sound well rounded like you know what you're talking about when you speak. Say things like: "the exquisite message in your art leaves my genitalia extraordinarily erect in which I must proceed to self pleasure until I erupt all over my hand and computer"

Does she have an Instagram?

But seriously OP, talk to her. You might find out she's just a cuckin' fuck kekekekek and to which jusg have a good laugh and jizz over some other bitch

art hoes are something you shouldn't be trying to fuck

no just her blog

She seems chill tho.
she makes fun of the crazy feminist in our school and doesn´t care what anybody thinks

this, art hoes are fucking crazy

idk she is like the coolest thing ever.
she dances ballet and reads a lot of poetry.
And her sense of humor is great. That is all I know

why?

She won't be into you. Focus on school.

Objectively, at your best (aka well-groomed, hair styled, in a crispy fresh new clothes) - how would you rate YOURSELF?

On a scale from 1 to 10.

this

7. But I just can´t talk to her. I am too shy.
She often makes fun of boys who try to flirt with her in school...

You want some fuk?

/Thread

of course...I just want to hold her hair while she blows me

Moar

Any more photos of her?

Sorry, OP. Not happening. Masturbate to her a bit, then realize that drawn girls are better for the time being.

Wait for another shy girl to appear on the horizon and approach her. Then you can mold her into the girl in the original picture.

Sooo yeah, no chance, OP. Sorry!

..
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I mean you ca always rape her, if you wanna go full "I'm a forchen user", /r9k/ bro.

She once jokingly said she is into rape.
In theatre class...

Couple questions to try to see what's going on here:

1) what grades are you two in?
2) do you consider yourself "cool"? would MOST kids at your school consider you to be a cool/chill dude?
3) are you really into anime?
4) what do you do for fun?
5) have you had girlfriends before?
6) what high school stereotype would you describe yourself as? nerd, stoner, jock, etc...
7) do you smoke weed/drink booze?
8) do you have a drivers license and access to a car?
9) have you at least kissed a girl before?

Lot of questions, but if you answer them accurately I can give you some input before I have to leave for work.

Pro tip ; you cant im in the same situation as you and i cant do much. Best option is to talk casually and see if that leads somewhere through the way she acts when you are around. Stay calm and dont give a fuck if she likes you or not

Does she explicitly state what it was about those other guys she didn't like? Try doing the opposite of what they do

If you are already stalking her blog and posting on Sup Forums for advice there is nothing you can do. Give up, you are obviously a grade A autist.

1) 12th grade in germany btw
2) yeah pretty cool
3)no but asian girls
4)games...play soccer
5)yeah
6) shit idk
7)not really
8) yes
9) yes
$)

I think she just likes making fun of boys. Because one boy once cied because of her... she isn´t nice but.. yeah

Link us her blog, so we can get a better feel for her

Give us her tumblr faggot

I like where this is going.

fkn bad idea

why?

i just wanna see for myself

OP, everyone in this thread is a virgin and a liar. Misinformation at every step.

Only one piece of advice can save you, and you have to use it well.

Get to know her, get inside her head and truly understand what she wants, become the friend zone, OP, and mold yourself into who she wants.

But you must do it naturally, convince yourself that you are what she's looking for, become it. That is the only way.

Anything else? Is a fucking joke.

Just create a fake facebook/instagram/whatever account and try to get into contact with her. (This did not work for me though)

you sound like you're doing way better than i was expecting haha! that's good.

alright man, let me break it down to you then: what you do in high school, besides getting good grades and not getting a criminal record, will have ZERO impact on the rest of your life.

so just ask her out. chicks dig a guy who has the confidence to let her know he's interested in taking her out on a date and getting to know her better. do your best not to overthink this. and if she declines, handle it gracefully and move on -- no big deal, there's PLENTY of other chicks out there, and you're better off knowing that you gave it a shot and can now move on. you'll have plenty of success in dating if you keep this attitude (and generally are + know you are a guy worth dating).

>become the friend zone
>mold yourself into who she wants.

"*Become a cuck, OP*"

Fucking killjoys.

found her blog honeyglazedgirl.tumblr.com

I think I really have to try this... even though she can be a cold hearted bitch when you ask her out

Dont talk about her blog unless she knows you follow her, learn as much as you can about her from it and if you are genuinely into the same things you can casually bring it up someday. If you're not into the same shit, force yourself to like it to be the best goddamn man in the world for her. You'll find her at music gigs and art shows, perfect place to chat. Godspeed user, I've done this before

this is cringey af

don't just flat ask her out. Warm up to her but make your interests clear, fast. Within a day or two of having your first good conversation, ask her if she wants to meet for beer or coffee

Can u realisticly hook up with someone u fap to?

it really works. if you become convinced you only have the one option and MUST make it happen, it can actually hurt your chances (both in dating and, interestingly, work interviews) because you behave differently -- with a "famine" mindset, aka less confident.

if you were a chick who would you rather date: (A) someone who has plenty of options, or (B) someone who thinks YOU are the only option? i think this trips a lot of dudes up because they think (B) is more romantic or something, but the reality is women prefer (A) because it's an indicator of a successful, desirable person, and it's even more meaningful if that person chooses to date you over others. the EXACT same thing applies to job interviews, which is why i mentioned that also.

fuck off nerd, i'm trying to help

I was willing to help but seeing as you lied about her having an Instagram I changed my mind. I found it before that other guy and wasn't going to let anyone know but I guess it's too late now. Sup Forums being Sup Forums I wouldn't be surprised everyone in this thread has pestered her by now so say goodbye to her blog and good luck finding out anything about her now

Rape her then? What's the harm in that

user you don't want that fucking skank, she's just going to break your heart and drive you crazy. She's the kind of girl Chad's hump and dump back into the parking lot.

Is this her?

She looks like the kind of boring ass basic bitch that's "special and unique".

Only good for a pump and dump.

I thought she didn´t. Guess I am not that great of a stalker then

blog link plz.

My friend recently fucked this girl he had fapped over for nine years. Dream big user

kek

what are you talking about? all the images you posted have "tumblr" in the name lolol

we talked about instagram first of

I follow her and just see her pics on her dashboard and save them. And I have no insta mysel so how should I know

Thanks for the advice....well the one advice I got.
Gonna talk to her tomorrow

kidnap her and lock her in your basement

Hes a bad stalker indeed. All I had to do its put on google her tumblr name "honeyglazedgirl"

Like kek dude.

There's a high chance someone already let her know some stalker is going to approach her tomorrow maybe wait a couple days... or weeks

Buy a hamster, paint it in pink, give it to her and tell her: ''his name is Asscheeks''
Proceed to bang her after she wets herself.

Ask her if she shaves her vagina

can we get her facebook?

probably doesn't

Just kidnap her and keep her in your basement until she develops Stockholm. You couldn't come up with this yourself? You're not that bright, are you?

Let's get to it, shall we?

Holt fuck, She reminds me of ivorydolphin.. She be 22?

Did he cum prematurely, I feel like that could be an issue.

she is asian
here a protip for asian girl
give her money she will suck your dick

Not an inkling of personality on her blog just pastel makeup shit. Idk what you fell in love with her tits? Plenty of bigger naked ones on pornhub for free.

well rip op

Vani Mayoi, living in Germany?

In the time since this thread's creation she removed the Instagram link from her tumblr and made her account private it's like I said nice going OP you kraut moron

Bet you have used this pic before OP

Any stalkerfags here? If so, invade her privacy for the kek

Just get as hold of as much cash as you can and offer her money for sex. If she says no to 500, double it. And keep going till she says yes. Everyone has a price.

You are trying to describe like every other fucking wanna be art hoe ive ever seen. They seem great and their humor seems fucking amazin but they they tend to be stuck up bitches but i could be wrong just hit her up chances are she will laugh at one of your jokes and end up talking to you more.

If your really at the same school like her you should know that she got a boyfriend dont you?

Appears as though she has a boyfriend?

And you're stalking her?

Probs gonna get analhilated

Prepare your dick anonfag

youre grasping at straws and you know it dude. just accept shes gorgeous but youre not her style. you got better things to do than idolize some girl.

its pretty easy for girls to look great at 17-19 but the 10s always turn into blubbery entitled dogshit at age 20. hang in there and hook up with a solid 7 who loves to suck cock. youll have way more fun.

So beta.

sorry whats that?? i cant hear you over my

fucking
dubs.

sit back down little dog.

>i'm so beta the only thing i can achieve is by random chance

>believes dubs gives him some kind of power.

So beta.

The day Sup Forums board actually gave really good advice.
It is the end of days boys...

That's good

Doesn't sound like a German name at all.

My name is Andres and I'm Japanese.

Doesn't sounds like a Japanese name at all.

Retard.

Shes an asshole

You forgot autistic

this guy

Can confirm

None of this advice is valid unless you can answer this honestly. Are you attractive?

Post a pic of yourself and her tumblr or whatever the chinesse girl is into

this.