K Sup Forums i need some help or advice

k Sup Forums i need some help or advice
I really really really hate pubic, guys or girls, it's an instant turn-off for me, makes me floppy. My current girlfriend has quite a bit of it. I've talked to her about it and she's pretty adamant about keeping it the way it is (trimming a little sometimes but never shaving)
I really want it gone but I don't want to sound like a cunt and just say "bitch shave ya snatch"
What do
Pic related is how I want it to look

Don't be a fag, accept the hair and have sex.

she is right to keep it if she wants. her body.

you are right to dislike it. just how your nature works. but you cant really demand it.

Posting CP is against the law, have fun in jail fag.

Good meme. I might have laughed at it if I hadn't seen the same one 25 fucking times already in the last hour.

Option a, you can meet half way with a request she may have in return to waxing (don't shave, dumbass)
Option b, stop being a beta fag by being with someone who you aren't happy with sexually. Be honest, be firm, and be ready to leave if you don't get your way.
Option c, turn the fucking lights off when you fuck and never eat her out.

Only one thing to do. Break up with her.

Deal with it and stop acting like a little bitch.

>"Lyke omg eeww pubes"

never seen it, laughed sensibly

Just gonna a have to date younger then

I'm happy with her sexually and I'm not about to leave her over it, it's just kind of a pet peave

Also why waxing over shaving? Are there advantages or disadvantages?

Say this is what you like. You know that she is making a point and honestly just sounds like a rabid feminist but if she cared about you in bed then she'd respect your sexual choices.

If not then fuck off.

Get her a gift certificate to a spa and include a Brazilian wax. My wife accused me of being pedo tried it and has been hairless 5years now

Don't worry OP I hate pubic too.

make her an appointment to get a Brazilian and pay for it.
If she goes, make her an appt once a month
If not, next her.

Worked for my bitch. She gets a Brazilian across the street from where she gets her massages every month.

It's not a feminist thing, the last time I talked to her about it she mentioned something about it making her feel like a child and that made me feel like a pedophile so I kind of just backed off of it

How expensive is this shit

Waxing hurts more, sure, but it's better for the long run.
Pretty sure there's like good wax that doesn't hurt as much either. But yeah google it

Oh that's easy

Tell her that it's not being childlike that's a turn on, it's that pubic hair is a turn off. And there's a big difference between the two.

Drive that point home by reminding her that you won't see her as any less of a woman, but sexier and that you really would appreciate it if she could accommodate you in bed like this

I dunno man, I'm not the guy you're responding to, but I'm seeing lots of ways this can blow up in a guy's face. It's like giving someone deodorant as a birthday gift. Sounds like it can be pretty badly misinterpreted you know?

>why do you want me to look like a 10 year old?
My gf always says this to me when I ask if she'll shave for me.
I want to tell her that a 10 year old probably isn't a roastie, but I'd rather not go a week without sex

I always hated the

"you like it bald!? What are you some kind of kid fucker!?"

Bullshit people use, I like it bald because I love going down of women and it's hard to do that when I gagging on a hairball not because I have some fucked up fetish.

Yeah this is pretty much the same thing she says to me.

Faggot

My thoughts exactly

Also shoutouts to anons who give actual sound advice that I will likely put into practice, thanks friend

The fuck do I care how she misinterprets it? Women interpret shit like fucking children. Of course she's gonna throw a fit and say that it makes her feel like I don't find her sexy unless she's clean shaven or waxed. But she still comes home and I still bury my face into her freshly waxed pussy.

Depends on your perspective. Not that expensive to me, but I'm comfortably upper middle class.

I guess I'm like middle-middle class, I could spare some cash every so often as long as the number has less than 2 zeros in it

MODSSSSSS!!!!!

Are you fucking stupid?

Don't fuck her for about two weeks and in those two weeks let her catch you watching porn with shaved pussy specifically

This aint brain surgery, autismo. Just ask her to shave at an opportune moment...maybe right after you have eaten her out.
>You are so attractive, but the full bush is a real turn off for me.

>every human female without pubic hair is automatically a child and I must now scream at the top of my lungs for the mods to come delete this thread
Go back under your rock you fucking knuckle dragger.

she's 14 you pedo

I think it's like 50 or 60 bucks. Not that bad. When she comes home the first time, pick her up, throw her on the bed, and fuck her like a caveman. Incentivize her to keep it waxed and she will.

Do you think you're some magical pussy-wizard who can tell how old a woman is by looking at her gooch??
Eat a fucking brick

We also need to talk about you. Is your shit manscaped? Your hygiene on point? Do you put cologne on before you fuck so you smell good?

Or do you fuck without showering first, forget to wear deoderant, and only brush your teeth once a day?

A woman emulates her man. If he's a stinky blob she will be too.

>2016
>not knowing that specific underage snatch

what has this place become

I do all of that except put on cologne
I shave my dick, balls, taint, ass, armpits, mustache. I just dislike body hair.

Good. Get her a fucking appointment. Tell her she's going, don't ask her.

If she says she won't, and then still does, you'll know you're on the right track. Acta non verba. Ignore her words, watch her actions.

Bokay.

>2017
>still shaving pussies

>>knows how 14 yr old pussy looks
you troglodyte

That pussy is freaking beautiful.

i get off on watching muh durk sliding in and out of das spam purse and the beaver pelt gets in the way. simple as that.

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Not all feminists don't shave, some women prefer not to look like a fucking 12 year old.

>but if she cared about you in bed then she'd respect your sexual choices.

Isn't this the pot calling the fucking kettle black? Thats a two way street fuck face. She has every right not to shave her crotch, its her crotch. I get compromising, some women are ok with giving into to a request they arent 100% behind. Some aren't. Stop being a closet pedophile or move on and find your perfect pre pubescence analog.

If you don't already shave your pubic hair yourself then thats where you start.

Fuck it, go together if you want. Get a couples massage and matching Brazilians or whatever. If she doesn't go or bugs out, then great. Next her.

>Ignoring all the health problems waxing causes.

It's spring guys, summer isnt for another few months jesus christ.

kys pedo

see

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christ above

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ITT:Pussies virgins and metrosexuals who don't know the art of a fine vagina.

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I gagged at this. So fucking disgusting

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'cuse me waiter? there's hair on my roast beef

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Immunity cat tho

ITT: faggots who love hair that looks like shit

Sauce?

I can see why OP wouldn't like THAT. But a little hair never bothered me.

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Massage and wax...$150

Do it for her (trim everything, then shave just to leave a stripe, she'll be comfortable with that) and make that lead to foreplay.

Delicious.

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Gonna jump ship on this thread now since it's just people calling me a pedo for a reason I still don't understand and other people posting gross pubey women to intentionally gross me out
Thanks again to the anons who actually gave helpful advice, yallrcool
byenow

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This is now a tasty real vagina thread.

You're clearly a pedo or a fag and perhaps no hope for that. Nothing better than a nice patch of pubes to help capture her scent.

red bush
10/10

Yes, this. I hate hair. Fuck. That. Shit.

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>ITT:Denial

Cant you pussies admit porn has cucked you into a false ideal of the female form? Waxing and shaving causes tons of health and comfort problems. But you pre teens cant think beyond what the jews tell you. Good goy's, all of you.

this

This user gets it.

Oh I've got quite a collection. Love me a fire crotch.

Pussy needs shaving!! Its hygenic and more attractive.

BTW: last week sauna, except older people almost all the visitors were fully shaved.. Having a hairy pusdy or dick isnt 'normal' :) just visit a sauna abd discover almost all people shave their dick or Pussy

>Yes, I'm a sensitive young man who wishes he never had to grow up and become a real boy.

Kys.

>Pussy needs shaving!! Its hygenic and more attractive.
Wrong on both accounts. Skin irritation from unneeded friction, ingrown hairs, sweat rashes, etc.

And again, only millennials and rich fags go to saunas, the wanna be cutting edge of "culture" are also cucked by porn standards. FFS.

I don't mind a nicely trimmed landing trip, or a triangle. But I'd prefer..it clean shaven. When I pick up a hoe up at the bar, I don't expect much. But, if I'm dating someone they will shave for me, because I'll do all the same.

They will shave for you? Only if they want to you deluded idiot.

If you love her, start watching lot/only hairy porn and jack it till you like it....

Yes, she will. If she doesn't, then I'll find one who will. Easy. I'm picky with my women. Super high standards. Don't fuck under an 8/10 but I'm only a 6.5/10 7 on a good night.

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If she doesn't have a landing strip or shave it just do the same and see her reaction. I bet that will make her shave.

Hair stinks, its messy and hides the most attractive parts. Its discusting :D
Skin irritation I find it bullshit. Man shabe without irritation, just use the right tools!! I shave my dick and balls, my wife shabes her pussy and we both have no problems..
Sauna is for all people.. Just visit one and see real life and real people.

Stop posting this trash..it's not the 80s anymore. Fucking nasty..

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Tell her that you will eat her out more often, if that bush is removed

Step 1: leave her
Step 2: buy a van
Step 3: pretend giving away candy

I took the wrong thing from what you were implying. At least you arent autistic enough to force the pint. Good on yah.