/epl/

doggo edition

old

1st for Zorya!

BAD thread tbrqh

martin tyler needs to fuck off and retire already

4th for Sup Forumsnime.

>pogba

>Man United fans getting beat up before the match

kek

Pogb/a/.

A poor defenceless lovely horse was hurt by a Leltec fan.

I mean, look at a horse. It's amazing.

So for United to go out, they have to lose and Feyenoord have to win?

Not going to happen. Shame.

>Newspaper reports suggest he is a target for the Blues and a Chinese club.

>"Why should you go to China when you are playing in England?" said Wenger.

CHINKS BTFO. Sanchez will never go to a country that would happily eat his fucking dog.

>>"Why should you go to China when you are playing in England?
Money
Better league

Wew that was hard.

>Better league
You're memeing too hard.

I always thought you could eat your dog in the UK as well

>Better league

>Pogba touches the ball
>"OOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"

I hope you realise that ABUs benefit from United reaching the EL knockouts

Cat? Yes. Not dog. Dogs are considered domesticated animals, so they're under different laws. Cats are considered wild animals, so you can eat them if they're yours.

You can get dog meat, you can't eat your own or somebody else.

>Pogba makes a 1 yard pass that is completed
>THAT'S WHAT YOU PAY THE MONEY FOR

...

United could win the EL and the LC, it would be a good season and guaranteed CL football. As an ABU, I'd rather see them fail now.

...

United without European football have a greater chance of qualifying for the CL than through winning the EL

Good goal, but what's he done now? When did he last score?

Two last Wednesday

I disagree, I don't see them finishing higher than 2 between Chelsea/Liverpool/Arsenal/Spurs/City, a knockout cup should be a lot easier for them.

Mourinho has killed Martial by forcing him to do the tracking back meme anytime he plays

Daily reminder this wasn't even in the GotM shortlist.

This is bullshit btw, stupid cunt I ate a German Shepard pup last night

>higher than 2
??
I have to agree with this because Manure stand next to no chance of winning EL

wow literally Btfo the entire country. Like who would've thought England is better for playing football.

>ABUs

He doesn't think they can finish in a better position than at least 2 of the clubs he mentioned

Some faggot journalist asked that question going like

>hr dur Sanchez is a target for Chelsea and China, what are your views on that?
>Wtf? Why would he move to China?

>mfw

chinese prefer white fur dogs to brown ones.

Opinion on the thread so far?

Sanchez confirmed for joining Chelsea then

They didn't want to encourage weebs.

>implying Chelsea are gay enough for Sanchez

I see, that's about right. But Manure with EL will struggle even harder in the league, and that should be fun

>mfw even with that post anons have to bully us

w-why?

Daily Reminder unless you support Liverpool, Chelsea or Spurs, you should fuck off out of /epl/.

>Liverpool

>Liverpool

>tfw ABU

>Liverpool

How ones one support Liverpool, Chelsea or Spurs on Sup Forums?

>gif
>doesn't move

what did he mean by this?

>Irish namefag so drunk he can't even type grammatically coherent sentences

W E W LADDIE BOI.

bad post

good posts

>mfw this board is so shit but I keep coming back

>tfw those quads were mine

Yeah, I think you'd be happier somewhere like Sup Forums or reddit desu.

I think batshuayi is the best belgian forward serving in the Premier League but I don't know how he's going to get playtime with diego costa ahead of him

I dunno. You seem pretty familiar with what they're like, fill me in lad.

Conte just wanted to prevent Arse and Spurs getting him. That's all. Also, I won't be surprised if United buy Lukaku.

We should have a Manure version of this

Places where people hate fun and complain a lot.

Are you the same guy who was whinging about Sup Forums yesterday btw.

not even the best Belgian forward in Chelsea m8

>I won't be surprised if United buy Lukaku.

that should solve their problems

Elite opinion: Sup Forums was never good

You serious??? Fuck! Can I have your autograph? Damn, feels amazing to be in the presence of someone who got quads on Sup Forums!

Give me your money first

No? You're honestly telling me, after last nights Madrid game, this board is a reactionary piece of shit?

Literally 3 people were moaning about that in the last thread, all from different countries.

If you think spammming the same fucking type of threads is making this board 'good' then you're part of the problem.

United have lots of problems, but I'm sure Lukaku couldn't hurt. Mouyes seems obsessed with Elbowni so actually have a striker for those type of tactics.

That's not an elite opinion, you'd struggle to find a more ordinary, run of the mill opinion regarding Sup Forums.

>people start spamming 'kek'
>no contribution to the thread
>no contribution to the topic
>no contribution to the board
>HUR DUR UR WHINING XDDD MUST BE SAME GUY! BOOGEYMAN!

Wew.

>The >Moyes era
>The tripgod era
>Not good

Well, I mean, yeah, sure! But NAH.

Elite opinion: Sup Forums has never been better

No better to shitpost on, Norway. You fucking spacker.

>Moyes

+1

Personally I didn't even notice whatever it is you're complaining about so the specifics are irrelevant.

You just seem like miserable twats desu.

Undeniable truth: moyes > mouyes

Elite opinion: Proxyfag bandwagoners need to fuck off

Elite opinion: Every one without a British flag are terrible posters and should be kicked out of /epl/ for good

based anichebe and defoe not taking unnecessary shots

I think I was the first person on Sup Forums to call Mou >mouyes.

I know I was trying to force it for ages before anyone else joined in.

I invented Mouyesinho.
Lets be friends/

No you weren't. I was there you stupid mong.

Yep, and I'm moot (on holiday in Butlins)

Fair enough mate, you're opinion and all that. I just think it's caused the shift in mod severity, that's all.

>I think I was the first person on Sup Forums to call Mou >mouyes.
That was me you stupid lying piece of shit. Fuck off.

Elite Opinion. My opinions are the Elitest. No come backs, no backsies, no crossing your fingers, no jinx, no padlock, no image macros of any sort protect you from this.

With that in mind:

Elite GOD TIER Opinion: Liverpool will win the League Cup AND potentially the Title. Last weak was a jammy bit of luck desu.

It's a valued contribution, user

Didn't think that would be so controversial.

I genuinely have a better life than all of you

Not difficult

I'm on my third rum and coke of the afternoon, beat that.

Nothing to be proud of desu

Probably. I'm a rich NEET who doesn't do shit all day. Never need to work a day in my life. Yet that leaves me directionless and lonely and concerned women want me for my money.

He's doing coke, that's what he's doing.

>1-3
>4-3
>we wuz unlucky n shieeet

but you're still on here so how good could it be

What football team do you play for?

Both me btw.

Thanks for the (You)s

>we wuz unlucky n shieet

not an argument, toothpaste. we were. this is undeniable. we're still 3rd and we have played all the tough matches already. by the time qtinho is back, we'll be easily 1st or point off 1st and can start raping it up.

>72975928
Stop taking credit for my post you pathetic twat, deal with the fact that I'm a better poster than you.

Imagine if fucking Shrek and Poogba did that, you'd hear about it daily

HAHAHAHAHHA

>Leeds owner Massimo Cellino has been banned for 18 months - effective from February 1, 2017 - for breaking the Football Association's agent regulations, the governing body has announced.

>Cellino's suspension prevents him from being a director or shadow director of any club, while he and Leeds have each been fined £250,000.

>He was charged with breaching the FA's football agent rules over the sale of Ross McCormack to Fulham in 2014.

leeds promotion please

Pffftttt hahahaahahhha.

ARSEKEKS CAN'T EVEN WIN THEIR PRECIOUS POLLS ANY MORE.

Some things never change, the FA know Leeds are dodgy, but never try to change it.
As long as the EPL clubs stay in line, they really give a shit about football.

>no option for everton

why?

>not an argument
Not an argument

Meaningless, he still owns the club so what the fuck does a ban do?

This post was also me.

>not an argument, toothpaste.

I had one, but it slipped out of my mind

oops!

LGTSS

>PrisonCellino

there are talks about some other cunt buying the club so maybe he wont be allowed to sell it no more unless it goes through till the ban takes place

You're right, it was a statement. You're a quick wit, user!

>being a Liverpool fan

It's happening