/heem/

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schaub

schooby bless

>tfw two boys fighting this week end
It's gonna be stressful

Ngannou and?

it always hurts when two boys fight boys

my boy dat choi

Heeminder: Ignore the Spainsperg.
>pic related

People who really believe that chink is a good fighter are in for a rude awakening.

oh shit here comes dat choi

You have to join one of the following groups. They will help you prepare for your debut. No other choices. This is it.

>The 5 Percent'ers: Rich Piana. Good nutrition. Supplements that push the edge of legal. Problem is you will leave humanity behind and become a Mutant.

>Master Kim's Dojo: Trained by Schaub, Callen, and Rogan. Cons is you will be spied on in the showers and lockers by Callen. Perhaps drugged by Rogan and molested by him.

>The Lost Battalion. Kid Nate, Eugene, that fat guy that trains mma and other members of the Bloody Elbow staff will help you.

>Master Kim's Dojo: Trained by Schaub, Callen, and Roga
>no eddie
dropped

Unironically, The Lost Battalion.

10th planet BJJ isn't meme enough?

Show me some open bets, pussies.

>MMAAA

10th planet is the memiest.
>dude don't worry about being mounted just go for the kimura

Wait a fucking minute, Lando Vannatta is fighting this weekend?!?!?!?!?! Why didnt anyone say anything!

OP here. The real OP. The one who posts headlines. You're welcome btw. Just giving you guys I'm out here looking for scoops right now. I'm on BJ Penn. com, MMA Fighting, right now looking for news for you but everyone. When I finish it up I'll be sure to post the link to the real thread in here and redirect you theresk you can abandon this shit one. Schaub Bless.

Thanks

Keep me posted

Whew I was worried I was gonna have to post in this one.

/HEEM/ CHALLENGE:
Write an MMA themed gay porno

It's called Jon Fitch vs Damien Maia

...

The 5 Percent'ers. Gotta confuse the body, right babe?

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It's fucking real boys

>404

No shit. I broke that news here days ago.

It works for me, but I'm on mobile

>Cheerleading and Muay Thai granted provisional recognition as Olympic sports
dam son

>its real
dana white will allow conair to do 1 boxing fight aswell you guys bet on it

if they can book floyd vs conair he will let him

We did, a few times. People were quick to dismiss 206 as a shit card but if you actually look at it, it's rather good

What's so special about lando?

>dana white will allow conair to do 1 boxing fight

He won't allow anything since legally the UFC cannot stop their fighters to do boxing.

says the guy who will be watching it for free

source

he might be a legit contender, or he might be a meme

Lads Woodley has called out Nick for UFC 209 and he's also talking about fighting Conor

Honestly wouldn't mind the former. It shafts the top lad Wonderboy but if Nick comes back in top shape and somehow manages to win it'd be pretty good

5% God dammit

>Nick Diaz
>winning a relevant fight

The problem is that we are so spoiled for title fights/super fights these days. i can only think of 2 ppvs in the last several years that weren't headlined by a title fight; goob/ Diaz 2, and silva/Diaz, but those were both highly anticipated fights between stars. A lot of the modern fan base wasn't around for 3 round non-title ppv main events

>thinking nick can win

Right just got the call from my main two boys that they're not going to Muay Thai training tonight

This happened last week too, but I don't like going without my boys and my hip hurts

Should I go? It's in twenty minutes

Nice blog.

Hence the "somehow" lads

If the fight did happen I wouldn't even be too surprised to see Nick HEEM'd

You won't make it if you make such excuses

You're right, I'll go

by even suggesting that he could win that fight makes you a fucking casual

Sounds like you're backing down

>the double champ

who?

this is why you will be never good and always will be roleplaying a tough guy online

Go but make sure you have a fag first.

Ah yeah sure in the year of upsets I'm the casual for suggesting another

Yeah great logic wow super

Bloody idiot, doubt you've ever got your predictions right for a card anyway

Since when did I do that? I'm one of the hardest kickers and striker in a gym full of pikeys

Fuck off, you don't lift mate, role playing

>year of upsets
>literally picked Elliot to win
>still memeing

take your weak b8 elsewhere

You're not GOAT until you knockout someone out with hands, elbows, knees and feet
Anderson Silva: Pass
Conor McGregor: Fail

you're not wrong

>literally picked Elliot to win
Who did?

>Since when did I do that?
> I'm one of the hardest kickers and striker in a gym full of pikeys
I really hope youre pretending

What's your bench press?

It's factual you little runt

Do you even train in a combatitive sport?

>Ah yeah sure in the year of upsets I'm the casual for suggesting another

427

>irish
>thinks I dont trane
I could literally low kick you in the head

Irish are one inch taller than the UK on average and two inches taller than the US

I'd unironically slap you about the place fat man

Amanda Nunes is a top 15 p4p fighter
Joseph Benavidez is not

Why?

Yeah, for a completely different fight you tard? Diaz will walk into that fight with far better odds then Elliott, DJ is the #1 p4p fighter, it's a completely different situation.

You can't deny it's a year of upsets either and if you do want to, then you can't deny it's a crazy sport where anything can happen

>Since when did I do that?
>proceeds to type online tough guy post

lel

Yoel pass


My boy has beaten two former champs, Souza and Kennedy, other tough fighters.

Joseph just lost to Cejudo mate

because feminism
cyborg is top 15 p4p
edgar isn't

Could Conor beat McGregor?

None with his feet
Almost

>no upcoming Conor fights
>dead sport
>dead general

Who's gonna be the biggest UFC star by the end of 2017? No one that's who.

And people still pay to watch shitty PPV cards.

>mfw

I'd love it if he heem'd Bisping with a head kick.

Joanna Jedrzejczyk would beat Khabib if they were the same weight.

filtered

Imagine a world where Yoel never failed a drug test and Bisping never touched UFC gold

I think she would beat him right now, she has elite TDD and scrambling. She is almost impossible to keep down and on the feet she is levels above Khabib. I have JJ by a wide UD.

Fabricio Werdum would beat Mighty Mouse if they were the same weight

She already has longer reach than him, lel

Wonderboy will end his career

The best timeline.

That's insane
Khabib's reach isn't even that tiny for his weight class

the 64 inch reach is false, its actually 70 inches.

INSANE

JUST BANANAS

65" isn't special for strawweight

JUST

I was under the impression it was longer than Khabib's 70, which would be insane

>pls dana one more chance

At the weigh-ins, Justine Kish came in at 116.4 lbs, over the women's strawweight limit of 116 lbs. As a result, Kish was fined 20% of her purse, which will go to her opponent Ashley Yoder and the bout will proceed as scheduled at a catchweight.
based yoder has a 69" reach
69

What a fucking deal 0.4 lbs is fuck all

20%
that's $2,000
wewlad

Alright guys listen up, it's me, the real OP, the one who makes good OPs. I just started doing this really important shit, which means I'm not going to be around to make the OP anymore, I'm just way way too fucking busy with all this important shit I'm doing

Anyway, I'm going to get back to doing this super duper important shit, so just so you guys know, I'm not going to be posting here as often anymore, due to how much important shit I have, so just keep in mind that whatever OP is probably being made is not very likely to actually be me doing the posting, because I'm really really busy lately

Just keeping you guys in the loop, I know how important my OPs are for everyone around here, I just wanted to make sure you guys all knew how busy I am, and that I also won't be making the OP very often, thank you.

Is this pseudo-sport dead?

Be honest: to you PAY for the product? No trolling allowed.

are you a boxing fan

I pay for literally every PPV

Aldo vs Artem when?!? The fight the fans want

Boxing much more dead than UFC

All anyone talks about nowadays is MMA and when there's a big boxing fight like kovalev ward it's just a hyped up boring hugfest

I've dropped a few dollars on tickets to UFC events.

It's called having money. You should try it sometime.

>Row: S

bruh...

btw I dont pay jackshit because the ufc doesnt cater towards yuropoorfans

you think im going to pay for a ppv that airs around 4 AM? fuck that shit

>tfw last LHW white champion was Griffen