So what's the funniest/weirdest thing you've done at school

So what's the funniest/weirdest thing you've done at school

>really fucking weird kid
>jacking and watching porn his his Ipad on full volume
>Principal walks in to piss
>kid still watching porn
>kid doesn't come back for 2 weeks

approve an exam

> real

I used to jerk off in class all the time, and I would also sneak into the girls bathrooms and watch them.

Nothing special, just masturbating in the bathroom.

Tried marrying teacher.
>sorry

When I was in primary school, my teacher wouldn't let me leave the classroom to go to the bathroom, so I pooped in the corner of the classroom

I dont have money to go to school

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>be me
>4th grade
>causing shenanigans
>teacher pissed, moves desk to back of room
>sitting there, have to shit
>amazin idea
>pull down shorts and begin shitting out the back of the seat
>forget that our classroom is connected with the one next door
>the door is open and the whole class from next door watches me lay a log
>teacher from next door sees me and screams
>scares me and shit flys out of my ass at record speed
>get sent to principles office
>asks why i did it
>"I was mad and thought it would be funny"
>move a year later

>be me
>autistic little music snob.
>thought liking EDM made me cool
>hanging out with the potheads behind the bandhall
>they're the only people who tolerate me
>playing hackysack when some dude shows up
>big jock from football team is apparently charming his way into my group of "friends"
>he starts small talking with the girls
>they bring up music and EDM
>jock mentions his recent discovery of "Dead mau-five" and how he likes his music
>autism activates
>run up to him and kick him in the fucking shin
>IT'S PRONOUNCED "DEAD MOUSE" NOT "DEAD MAU-FIVE" REEEEEEEEEEE
>run away to the library before he beats the shit out of me
And that's how I introduced myself to my best friend.

I was sitting in history class as the teacher and the TA (a full grown man) argued and then screamed at the top of my lungs "YOU'RE RUINING MY CHILDHOOD BY ARGUING."

slept trough the entire thing, later realized how much time i wasted by being there

>was homeschooled

Forgot to mention, i now nothing of anything, yet i am a programmer know. programming is easy if you can at least think. there are douches out there that write complex code, but they don't last long since no one wants to read complex code and maintain complex code. Keep it simple.

thats kinda cool, more? how exactley did you become friends?

Levi?

11th grade.. gorgeous new girl starts school.. I introduce myself and make small talk. Fast forward to lunch.. my best friend sees her and says "Holy shit! Check out the new girl!" I tell him that I already met her. I suggest he go introduce himself and reassure him that she is super friendly but that she is hard of hearing but she reads lips so just talk loud and slow. So he goes over and speaks loud and slow to her. After he leaves, I tell the girl that my friend is retarded but he's a super nice guy. I tell her to give him random compliments because he loves it! Few days go by and my friend says to me "I think that girls digs me! She's always complementing me!" ..went on for about 2 weeks before they caught on.

During highschool
Stole most of the signs indication classrooms, directions etc.
Ordered pizza from janitor's room with their phone and had it delivered in front of school.
Made pancake preparation at home, poured it into a bottle, grabbed a pan, went to physics lab grabbed a bunsen burner and made my goddamn pancakes.
Ah also brought a chicken in math class hidden in my sportbag.
Assaulted some random in classe with a foam sword.
And probably lot of shit I can't remember right now.

I once accidentally the whole pledgealedgence

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Fart...
If it stunk, raise hand for help....
Teacher would come over to my desk...
And have to stand in the stench cloud....
And I could slam dunk.
Alpha as fuck

Probably slept there, without permission. Then the alarm went off because we were a little stupid (also a little drunk), but after security only coming 1 hour and 15 minutes after we triggered the alarm the security lady didn't even find us. We also had full control over all securtiy camera's as we hacked our schools DVR system beforehand, and we didn't even have to remove footage for security as all the places with camera's we went to didn't have nightcamera's so all you saw was darkness.

>Fat Ginger kid spends all week in class with giant bag of peanuts
>I get a bunch off him
>later, need to shit
>take gigantic dump on top of the toilet
>shit runs down ends up on the seat and floor
>full of peanuts
>an hour later the principal comes and pulls fat ginger out of class
>Janitor found shit
>Ginger got the blame
>tries to talk his way out but nobody believes him

Samefag here.
In showers after sports...
Younger rookie dudes are scared to show dinks.
Sneak up behind them while they are showering.
Piss down their leg. They could never feel it.
Make all the other alphas laugh.
Sometime catch a rookie staring at my cock.
Ridicule them in front of everyone.
Alpha as fuck

Oh fuck I forgot:
Once I applied glue into most of the classrooms locks, we didn't had school for 3 days.

Becoming friends was pretty simple actually.
>next day at school, show up behind the bandhall to hang out again
>kinda anxious because I'm afraid the jocks going to show up and beat the fuck outta me
>one of the stoners laughs and tells me not to worry, the jock was at practice until 2nd period
>mentions that the jock wants to talk to me behind the bandhall during lunch
>ohfuck
>other stones are laughing, saying they can't wait to see the fight
>worry all the way to lunch because I've never been in a fight before
>why couldn't he have scheduled it for after-school?
>I could've avoided it then
>lunch rolls around
>decide to show up because I don't want to look like a pussy
>when I get there, the stones are all on one side playing hackysack
>the jock is sitting down against the wall, doing homework
>he sees me and gets up
>I freeze
>he walks up to me
>looks straight at me and says
>"Yo, sorry about yesterday, man."
>wut
>"I didn't realize I was pronouncing it wrong. Didn't mean to piss you off."
>Ask him why he's apologizing when I'm the one who should be
>apparently, after I ran off, asked everyone what was up with me
>they explained that I was kind of a hipster and a massive retard who liked Deadmau5 and it was sort of a running gag amongst our group to taunt me by pronouncing his name wrong
>says again, he didn't mean to offend me and he's sorry
>fuck me I feel like an ass
>tell him there's nothing he needs to apologize for and that I was just being an artist.
>I apologize as well
>we start talking about music and vidya
>he says he's hanging out with some of the stoners at his place after-school
>invites me to come along
>I accept
And that's how we started hanging out.

diabolical

I used to get morning wood in period 1. My desked faced my friend and hers faced the front board. I'd call her name and when she looked at me I'd say "check it out" and squeeze my cock in my pants.

roll

thats pretty neat, for some reason it makes me think about how i got into larping in highschool.

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used to drop stuff like pencils and pens just bent down and pick them up. this always gave me the chance to look up girls skirts.

Similarly, I'd drop things so I can ask a classmate to pick it up as a means of starting a conversation and getting to know them.

Swallow a pen lid for 5 cents

bet she loved it, if she could make it out that is.

>was a 17 year old sophomore.
>had a lot of pimples and I figured I'd use my mom's foundation makeup.
>By afternoon entire face looked like it was melting
> had no idea

> used to listen to metal music
> bus stop had many other private schools gathered in that one place
>I would always sit on a high wall and never talk to anyone
> I thought I was a anime character from GunGrave
> I would play power chords on my acoustic guitar and scream like it's metal music
> annoyed everyone but didn't care
> also thought I had supernatural abilities
>I watched too much anime

> got into a fight at the bus stop for singing
> jump side kicked the back of a big boxer high school kid
> no damage; I merely pushed off him like he was a wall
> he gave me a bloodied up face
> continue fighting his other friends
> fly kick the tae kwon do boy about my size in mid air while he tried to fly kick me too.
> head locked him and continued punching him but I was still bleeding everywhere
> suspended for a week

> get picked on by older kid
> he gathered a group of his friends
> they find me at a rock show
> asked me to join them for a drink
> they all beat me up
> became near sighted from being punched in the eyes

Nothing too special, but...

>Install emulators for nes, snes, genesis on shared folder.
>Keeps getting deleted, I keep reuploading
>Near end of senior year
>Principal calls me in
>"I know you've been doing this, user."
>Poker face. Admit nothing. Say nothing.
>"Get me tetris and I won't say anything."

I left that man with the classic nes tetris and a clean record.

>in math class
>teacher comes in with steaming cup of coffee
>she gets to teaching the class and she has to brb for whatever reason
>steaming hot coffee sits on her desk
>walk over to desk and unzip pants
>eyes watering with searing burning pain as i dip balls in coffee
>whole class cheers me on
>tuck em away and take a seat
>she comes back and takes a sip
>mfw