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>are else

dumb frogposter

Give me your (you)s or else...

h-h-hey joe c-c-could you give me mackinnon for tanev pls

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please dont shoot, mr auvinen

What happens to the Lafs rebuild when they visit Dallas and Auston has to go back to Mexico.
Do they get a compensation pick?

Canada greatest ally

Why is pulju so such? As an oilers fan I'm really disappointed in him. He can't skate and his iq is equivalent to a rock.

He is being Edmonton'd.
He'll be shipped to St Louis shortly for a 6th round pick.

hello leafs

How is it our fault he can't skate or make a rudimentary hockey decision?

good name imho

YOu know what I want, now HAND THEM OVER

During the draft I was initially disgusted and shocked that Pulju was drafted by edmonton.

Following day I thought: "hey its not that bad, they got a young team and mcdavid. They have surely learned from previous mistakes!".

How FUCKING WRONG WAS I FUCK YOU EDMONTON OYU RUINED MY PUILJUI

FUCK FUCK

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE EDMONTON FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART

HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE

U!!!

Mexihews BTFO

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He did both just fine before he got to dedmonton ergo it is your fault.

Oh fuck off faggot pulju is destined for a career in the ahl. Stop producing busts.

He had a knee surgery, missed training camp, doesn't understand English, get's benched for long stretches when he should have been in the AHL all along getting his feet moving and getting used to the small rink.

As I said he is getting Edmonton'd right now.
It will all be over soon, so just sit tight.

I wish he would be in the AHL

but NO, instead he sits in the FUGGIN pressbox every game.

FUCK U, FUCK MCLELLAN, AND FUCK THE ENTIRE PROVINCE OF ALBERTO

Should have traded down and drafted a defenseman t b h. Pulju is going on the same path Yakupov went on. It's funny how everyone gives us shit for all these picks yet they're all busts. Poor scouting obviously but it's such bad luck at the same time.

ps. manituuba is based

see Laine of what pulju could have been if he was put in a proper team

>Edmonton
Burn it

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>gary lawless

thats a good name

kari laiton

bustju has too much media attention on him to be sent down, looking back the oilers of all teams drafting a high profile finnish bust is probably the worst case scenario

>put pulju with mcdavid for a couple games
>he doesn't do a fucking thing and misses multiple tap ins
Somehow this is the oilers fault?
He is too dumb to play with mcGOAT

paint ruined my imagine for some reason

Get a screenshot program lad

i use puu.sh

>Poor scouting obviously

Any other team and he'd have score over 10 by now.

>plays with the second best player in the world
>can't do jack shit with him
You're delusional

>rnh busts
>yakupov busts
>draisaitl busts
>eberle busts
>mcdavid busts
>pulju busts

"I-I-IT'S NOT OUR FAULT I SWEAR!"

McDavid is shitting on the league and even he can't spoon feed this brain dead mongol. There's no amount of mental gymnastics to prove me otherwise.

You could include Nurse to that list.

Still more valuable than fucking bustjarvi

Post yfw you realized the Blue Jackets have less regulation losses than every other team in the league.

Daily reminder that Pulju feeded McBust his career only hattrick game.

thats mcmemes fault, mathews is making hyman look like a competent player while still somehow scoring with him on his line, mcdavid is on another level to him and he cant even make bustju look like a 4th liner

sometimes mcmeme needs reminders desu

This. Could you imagine Pulju with great playmaker like matthews? damn they would destroy the league. And oilers fans dare to say that mcdavids is even close to being generational lol. Even lucic was better with Kopitar. Lmao

Oilers have been drafting 1st overall for so long that their fans seem to not know it's not very common for an 18 year old to step right into the NHL.
Developing players is normal for every other team but Oilers.
"You either step in and dominate or you ride the bench until you kill yourself"

If you get picked by the Oilers and you're not a generational talent, you might aswell retire. You're done.

>such obvious damage control for bustjarvi
Fuck off pegga off he sucks get over it

When you get over that playoff line

E L I T E
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I thought that all the Pulju/McDavid memes would lose their comedy with them being on the same team.

I was wrong and I'm so happy.

>the vegas trademark response isn't due until june
>we have to wait a half a year with this shit hanging around

this expansion is the least exciting process, at this point i'm starting to wonder if anything exciting will even come from the draft

>can't score on real goalies
>can't score when he doesn't get favorable matchups
>can't score without Scheifele
>can't do anything else

>"pp-babby"
>over half of the goals scored on even strength
hmm, really processes my brain cells

why are there three mcdavids?

>not even a ppg player

every single rookie is a bust confirmed

*teleports behind you
"why do you think rookie"

oilers fan here

i cant believe the laffs drafted busthews over laine, laine is going to continue at this amazing goal scoring pace and wont regress or slow down at all, i know because of all the hockey knowledge i have accumulated over the years watching amazing quality prospects develop on my team, laine is going to finnish(hehe) with 50 goals this season.

scheifefe has only two primary assists on laine's goals
and lundqvist, crawford and schneider aren't real goalers?

>finnisher

heh

Teenage hockey soon

Is he elite?

Puljujärvi > Laine

Check em

>rags
>Chicago babby
>who?

Holtby is the only elite goaler

Laine is already superior to Matthews, and I was shitting all over Laine at the start of the year.

I just wish >we could've gotten him to play on McDavid's line. It would've been like Ovie on Crosby's wing.

>Home PP babby

Literally Gaudreau 2.0.

B U S T
U
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T

Puljujärvi was compared to Blake Wheeler by Bob McKenzie so that's not bad.

God damnit I knew we should have picked Laine. Why can't the leafs go a single season without getting absolutely memed on?

Nice Puljudubs - it is confirmed

crawford is a huge meme

Leafs fell for the "americans arent busts" meme

>those stats
Absolutely meme

oilers fan here i personally guarantee you that laine finishes the season with more points than busthews

Laine's confirm that Pulju actually should wear 39

Yeah but would you rather have Wheeler 2.0 or Lemieux 2.0?

Not after he sustains a season ending collerbone injury

what american team will busthews be playing for in 5 years?

Manning broke McMeme's clavacle

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Hahaha Lehkonen is so elite, lads! Certainly tearing up the East with his superior playmaking abilities.

Wish >we had Laine desu baka

It was Del Zotto that landed on it. Manning just angled him into the boards

Quebec City.

Matthews is better than Laine by every metric other than goals scored. Matthews plays on the third line with two guys named Joe and gets second unit PP minutes. Laine plays on the first line with two other former first round picks and plays on both PP units. Who the fuck knows why Babcock uses Matthews like he does - he's already better than Bozak and Kadri - but Laine's production relative to Matthews' is solely a function of the opportunities Laine is given than Matthews is not. Matthews' fancystats blow Laine's out of the water.

you ruined music for me
that was awful

Oh really? Well even your post number seems to support Laine, Mr Laffsfan.

Fucking SALTY americuck lmao

>Matthews is better than Laine by every metric other than goals scored.
>all those secondary metrics

can't even make this shit up

>this asspain
triggered sunbelt cuck detected
Nice laines btw

Laine plays less than 1minute and less than a shift more than Matthews a game.

Get rekt Yank.

Guess again, son.

>w-w-what do you mean Laine won't maintain a 20% shooting percentage for the whole season

In parlance you'll understand, Laine is getting lucky. And luck has a tendency to correct itself.

Werenski > Laine

I meant this guy t b h fäm

Did they remove flags, or is my internet just a pile of gay shit today?

Based laine with that amazing 21% shooting percentage, i personally guarantee he will maintain that all year, hes that fucking good

nucks fan here btw

5v5 Points/60

Matthews: 1.91
Laine: 1.87

Laine has played 72 more even 5v5 minutes than Matthews. That's about five more games' worth of 5v5 minutes. All situations, Laine has played 105 more minutes than Matthews.

You're done here.

I wish for the Edmonton Oilers to be the next Stanley Cup champions

No harm done, lad

heh

I'm surprised you even answered that guy. The whole post was based around quality of line mates not how many minutes he was given.

Players scoring 20+ goals maintain a 20%+ shooting percentage over the course of a season once in a blue moon.

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Luck is not something that comes to mind when you watch his goals.
Literally all of them are highlight reel snipes.
His shot is just too much.
I fully exoect him to hover around 20% all season and most of his career.