Dubs chooses what I say next

Dubs chooses what I say next

If you were a Japanese friend request on my hojework the I you the link you to do play later to the visual to your phone die and is it for Facebook I got a great time as well my phone just die my and I'm sending the same as the only guy

"Child porn doesn't do it for me anymore, could you please send me nudes so that I can make sure I know what I like ?"

Do you like JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE?!?!?

Blow me

lets quit the chit chat we both know why we are here
give me your number and we will see further

how big you're nipples are?

bye

Have you had your pussy paddled lately?

reroll

Hey I think you have an amazing smile let's go to prom together

look behind you

Ayyyy bitch, lemme get that dick ;D

Reroll bust same msg

win

Double winrar

rolling for this

triple winrar

Have you ever seen whales?

If you had a feminine penis I would let you take my virginity

op is a fag

winrar

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Can you wear a butt plug with a tail attached to it next I see you?

Mother fucking quad winrar

quints

almost brother

winnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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want me to give you the old flanderiono?

*claping* nice job delivering op

want to see a dead body?

she will ignore chose a new one

thanks op

i bless you with this pepe

Is it gay if I like dick in my ass?

I like how your office chair smells.

roll

My mom's leaving soon...

I like to suck the skid marks from your panties

Should this count?

No but this should

You're pretty when you're sleeping

WINNER

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wwwwwww

Gorgeous moose nipples

look

Nice one op, just have to wait for the response..... if it ever cums

Reply

This is making me moister than an oyster

Thanks bby

If you were my wife I'd let you fuck other guys in front of me.

Oof

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Sometimes I dream about cheese

I have mixed view on pro choice. On one hand it kills babies, but it also gives women rights.

I wish I could make America great again but I prefer throwing my turds against the wall

Pac-Man, more like packing a can of dip, yes yee.

Who do you identify as and why?

Me?

I'm like the Master Chief
>I'm strong
>I'm fast
>I hardly talk
>I am weapon proficient
>Had a rough life as a child
>I'm badass

So once upon a time I was making a sandwich right? Good ol white bread was looking pretty fine with the mayo dripping out the side... I just couldn't help myself! Before I could think my dick was inside the sandwich and it felt like heaven. My god was I railing that thing, a tornado started to spurt around the room. My cat grabbed my dick in an attempt to save its life but sadly my dick was going so fast it melted upon contact... And that is how I lost my cat.... Poor lil bastard, i miss him sometimes...

No more dubs yet :(

here's your dubs

FUCK so close

Isn't dubs but posting anyway

>You are fake news

eyy there we go

Ive raped your mother.

dubs confirms it

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Kek

s s sorry about the earlier things i said
r r really i am
i enjoy browsing 9gag for my source of fun. I hope you do to!
btw
*tips fedora*
my body pillow says i'm a ladys man
i hope you don't get jealous when i sleep with her
tomorrow we can celebrate my waifu's birthday and then we can have a threesome after!
*tips fedora for extra style*
i can also show you my cool fedora tricks which my waifu enjoys a lot
also can i have permission to record you making out with my waifu body pillow?
pretty pretty please?
s s s sorry if this is a lot but i want you to tickle my neck beard in bed while we watch SAO
*tips fedora for the last time*
m'lady

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That shouldn't count, right?

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Do you like cider?
Because I was looking for a chick that likes dicken cider

rolling for this

gets

winrar

Got

oh shit

Nice

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has she replied to anything?

kek

user I have a question. Uncut or Cut dicks?

I still have my foreskin if that's what you mean.

winrar

Nope

>Can I get one Whom'st'd've please
>Sorry sir Whom'st'd've machine all broken

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE DUBS

Let's skip the chit chat. Do you sniff glue, and if so will you sniff it out of my ass?

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check these singles

I swear if this gets dubs

"Sorry, I'm a faggot who can't be bothered to type "How are you doing" and have to abbreviate it to HYD. Which is an even shorter nigger form of "How you doing" or even worse "How you doin' ". I plan on killing myself because my intelligence level will only harm society as a whole. Not even from a reproductive stance but from purely existing on this planet."

Adjust your bust before it combusts