My best friend's mom died yesterday and my mom died today. Go figure

My best friend's mom died yesterday and my mom died today. Go figure.

mumpocalypse

it's a mom genocide, dude.

Well, you seem to be taking it alright.

That's good.

Holy fucking shit.

My best friend's mom committed suicide, my mom just straight up got murdered.

The goyim know. Shut it down.

Should've posted in that thread OP

I am very composed about it, I don't get why people are crying.

and why exactly did you murder your own mom?

That's because you have autism, sweetie.

I didn't.

If I did, I wouldn't have said go figure, it would've been my fault and I would've known why they both died on back-to-back days.

Idiots, bet you both didn't reply to my post yesterday. I told you your mom would die

You and your best friend should have replied to my post.

Eventually you'll break down and shoot up your local high school. We all know how much anons love their mummies.

Nope, she got me checked 3 times when I was a kid, I am just un-remorseful. She suspects I might be psychotic, but hey, fuck it, I don't wanna kill anyone, it's under control.

I did, my friend didn't.

They had to check more than once?

>i might be psychotic

edgy as fuck dude

Also, time to start using past tense when referring to things she thought.

She was concerned about the lack of remorse. Very concerned, she wanted me checked so much that they might actually find autism, she didn't want to be told her son is just that way because of a disorder that has lead to billions of murders.

It really is, but as long as I know why I think the way I do, edginess doesn't matter.

But if not you, who DID murder your mom OP?

She still suspects i'm like that.

In the afterlife.

The afterlife that doesn't exist.

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOKY.

I don't know and don't care, she went to an appointment and never came back, as long as the asshole(s) get stabbed in the back by some strong karma, shit is fine.

Coool!

It's wicked!

Are you sure she just didnt get sick of you being a faggot and left?

Well, for one, the GOVERNMENT doesn't know where the fuck she is, secondly, I don't live with her, i'm not a goddamn basement dweller.

What do you take me for, some fucking neckbeard?

oh

yeah shes probably in a ditch somewhere then

let's cheer up this thread with some light hearted rekt!