Hey user, hows your life been recently?

Hey user, hows your life been recently?

OP here, empty template if you need it.

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Not bad.

Applying to grad school this year, and hoping to no longer be single. So it could be a lot worse.

You can lower sex life if younmeant literal sex, but im feeling pussy and ass and boob alot lately

That can be a hard time to search. Or have any meaningful relationship, you kinda have to choose between relationship and studies. Its hard to find an in-between

And licked a tit

I did long-distance in undergrad, and that was hard enough. I'd like to pretend that I'll be able to do both, mostly because I don't want to imagine getting out at 33 and still being single. It will give me a substantially higher income, but I won't pretend it doesn't bother me.

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Thats me

why would it trouble you?

also dubs checked

sigh

shitty with signs of more shit

This

Because I compare myself to others, and comparison is the root of inadequacy. Part of me feels like I should have a relationship to present myself to the world, even if I logically know that isn't true.

It'll happen in it's own time. That may be soon, or it may take a while longer. Either way, optimism is a lot more attractive than depressive cynicism, so that's what I'll stick with.

Is your name Daniel?
Cause damn.

Jonathan, actually.

I'm sure plenty of people walk through this, Daniel included. Which is nice, because other people understand what we're going through.

5/6 so far consider themselves above average intelligence. Fascinating.

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I'll have you know I took an online IQ test, and it placed me in the 99th percentile. Clearly, that facebook test knew me better than you plebeians ever could.

Now excuse me while I use my superior brain to browse a Taiwanese beaver farming board.

ehh took me a while but i stopped worrying what other people thought of me and just did waht makes me happy

in the end seems to have worked out better overall that way

Hello

>caring what people think of themselves on an anonymous message board

That's a healthy view. I'm mostly there, just with a few lingering thoughts now and again. Which, really, isn't so bad.

ye im skint but im good :^)

>implying I care

lol

Shit, like it always has been

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good engineering job that pays well but sitting around all day and then commuting 1 hour for the last two years is causing me to gain weight. also haven't been laid in almost two years

I'm doing nothing with my life and I can't think of anything I want to do.

just got a six-figure offer, moving back to NYC
feelin' fine
hopefully the money + happiness + renewed confidence will help me end the dry spell

I've only met two dumb people who knew they're dumb. in 26 years.

>Rosicrucianism
How a nigga gonna return to pre-alchemy-ban Paris just because he get into steampunk

Not too bad. Once I'm done with college hopefully I'll have money.

what are you studying user?

Computer Science--the job market is looking good and coding is fun. What field are you in?

I dont love my girlfriend of four years anymore.

But I have absolutely no friends so if I break up with her I'll be completely alone.
Plus, she's an absolutely wonderful person and it would break my heart to break her heart.

I start my EMT certification course late next month, so I may actually have a future that doesnt involve living with my parents.
Or, maybe it'll turn out that I cant cut it in the medical field and I'll just be a fuckup for all time.

Guess we'll find out.

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I'm a web developer
It was hard to find my first job and I took something underpaying, but I'm in the money now and got an offer three weeks after I started looking.

the future is bright user. I don't even have a CS degree, you'll probably have it a bit easier.

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wow sad
hopefully your dub sevens will bring you luck

bump

I hope so.

Thanks for the hope dude

That's right fags, I still rated my intelligence as ABOVE AVERAGE.
Consider the following:
>the Dunning-Kruger effect could fuck me equally hard either way, so why not be optimistic?
>around half of people around the world live in abject socialism-induced poverty, and most of them are unusually stupid as a result compared to people who learn and know things
>I didn't color over an artifacted jpeg because I know how to edit images on a very basic level
>you're still reading this, and if you don't reply your mother will die in her sleep tonight

Pretty shitty

I'm kinda satisfied. Could use a little more money, though.

what do you do for a living if i may ask

no way anyone on Sup Forums has a physical health that high

I hate everything

Rich NEET, he withdraws trust fund money for a living.

Nothing more intelligent that a wealthy emo.
Are you a Supreme Gentleman? Do you own a minivan?

Well I punch people in a cage for living, so my income kinda depends on me being in shape.

I play violin for a major symphony

no

Which league?
Which weight division?

I keep telling myself that I'll step in the cage one day, even if just for a couple amateur fights, but my striking needs a looooooooooot of work.

My life is objectively not that bad. I'm a cancer researcher, I've fucked 21 women, and my dick is 7.5 inches. But I'm also a depressed alcoholic that finds no real happiness in life, only perpetual boredom and occasional thoughts of suicide.

>all these allegedly intelligent people with barely any sex life

Do you not want sex or what's the deal? If you're smart, you shouldn't have any trouble fooling women into fucking you.

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No league, I just fight whenever I can. I have a contract with NFC Finland, but that's not really a steady source of income at all.

Currently at 77,1kg.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ok its not. fuck it.

>cancer researcher

There's your problem. Getting out of research was the best thing I ever did.

I don't have a trust fund and I'm not a NEET

I wish my mental health was worse, so I wouldn't need to understand how shit my life is. My life experience would probably be better if I was mentally handicapped in a wheelchair, moaning and drooling on myself.
Right now I'm stuck in the middle, too stupid to hold a job, but not stupid enough for the government to take care of me.

look at me go

I genuinely enjoy it though. I get meaning and value from it, which I know I wouldn't get from most other jobs. Unfortunately, it's also pretty lonely and seems to make it difficult to make human connections. I can tell it makes me a bit autistic.

I'm jealous. Good luck, stay safe.

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dont mind. your aesthetics bar is clearly above avg.

Not a life worth being jealous over, but thanks!

My masters degree is going well, I guess, but that's about it. Excuse the potato quality, I made it on a shitty mobile app.

from an earlier thread, but still the same scores

cheers, bumping up the overall stat to two.

Waddya mean by "sex life"?

Otherwise, I'm fine with life.

Underrated kek

Could be worse I guess. Also pls rate me i need an honest opinion. Racial slurs are tolerated.

R8 me pic

See a therapist, pronto

Kek

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I feel like I am slightly above average looking,if I was taller I'd give myself a 7/10,

I'm fairly intelligent and perceived as such by colleague, family and friends.

I work alone and spent most of the time during the week by myself which leaves me unhappy since I consider myself to be rather social. I wouldnt go as far as saying "I'm depressed" though

I have no physical conditions but could be in better shape.

I have a new sexual partner every 1-2 months and the sex is mostly satisfying. thanks internet

I have a roof over my head, food in the fridge and a car, but beyond that there's a tiny bit of saving and barely any room for spending

could be better, could be worse
thanks for reading my blog

Are you a kike or a sand nigger?

The second one im from that country with the pyramids

im doin pretty damn good user

Not so good. But, it could always be worse.

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>4chanGames.blogspot

You're objectively about a 5-6/10. The majority of people are around there. As a male, you don't have to worry too much about your looks. Gain power, influence, and wealth.
Egyptian is one of the more acceptable forms of sand nigger. Nice job of choosing the better of the shit ethnicities.

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Thanks i'm gonna work hard in life to make you proud user. Im sure being 6'2 doesnt hurt either

it's a wonderful spot (?)

I dunno...average overall, I guess

>mfw great life by sacrificing physical and mental health

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fascinating that perhaps stupid people in bumfuck ohio maybe dont know what Sup Forums is?
or maybe stay on retardbook?

those guys get paid fuck all you are lying

more pics?

Feels bad man. Everything works out in the end i believe DEUS VULT