My GF just left the country to travel with her friend for 2 weeks

My GF just left the country to travel with her friend for 2 weeks.
Last week I made $30k (bought a property for $50k, sold for ~$90k, something like 10 in tax/fees/etc)
I just bought an oz of weed and about $150 in booze.

What do I do next?

Fuck off normie

get rekt i'm one of the most fucked up people here

just because I'm not a NEET doesn't mean im a normie

i've got no friends, thats why I don't know what to do next

get a hooker

how do I get a reasonable looking hooker? how much would one cost in Seattle?

Loan me 10000 dollars. I will pay you back 350 per month for 36 months

I don't believe you

just do what I did, get a loan from the bank

I got a loan from the bank, bought some property, then resold it for more. i read all over the internets about property and areas and landvalue, looked at what was likely to go up, created a limited liability company (key part) then got the loan.

Thus

Go buy a case of magic the gathering cards (~$550) and build a deck. That'll keep you occupied for a week. Then fund your nearest gaming hall and go play

need help, how do I get the good hooker?

also i'd prefer a hooker that would drink with me and hang out before we fucked. is that a thing?

that doesn't sound like fun to me

Well you are smart to not believe me. I am sneaky Jew.

honestly tho, if you make to make money, make an LLC, take loans, do a risky investment, abandon if fail or laugh if succeed.

LLC is key. then you dont have to pay it back (if you do it right)

Buy a bike and travel to some pretty as fuck nature-rich place and then fuck a hooker at midnight on a roof. Looking at stars while being fucked is gold. Just dont buy the cheapest one

Thanks user. You're a cool guy

that sounds amazing. good time of the year for that too.

but where the fuck do you get hookers in 2017? like, obv not on the street corner. craigslist seems fucked. backpage?

gl man, i failed 3 times before it worked. 3 failed companies that took loans and eventually went bankrupt. but I didnt. cuz I was an employee.

just make fucking sure you're not liable. no sole proprietorship, do NOT do that shit.

there are websites where girls advertise themselves. Pick one that you like best but dont believe if they write that they are new. Also most of them work for for organisations even if they write they are 'private'. Every single one should have bodyguards even if they say they dont. Check for GFE girls maybe

can you recommend any sites?

Im from Poland, here we have roksa.pl or odloty.pl websites are in english so you can see how it should look in your country. Cant help us anons

Get an eightball o coke, call in some hookers and have a nice little congrat party...

Weed? Faggot get yourself an ounce of coke and 2 nasty hookers to spend a couple of days with you. Invite some friends over and make the hookers piss on each other. Gamble the rest of the money online

This

that sounds terrible. but i'm openminded, how would i set such of a thing up?

There is an indian casino about 5+-1 hours drive from here. I'd rather bet it irl, I feel like it would be more exciting.