Mexico is America's Mexico

Mexico is America's Mexico.
Guatemala is Mexico's Mexico.
But who is Guatemala's Mexico?
Who is Guatemala's Mexico's Mexico?

Honduras is Guatemala's Mexico. It's like Guatemala but worse. I've visited my grandparents in Guatemala and I've seen some shit(Literally too ayy lmao).

does Honduras have a Mexico?

Haiti

'I've never heard anything about Nicaragua before. Let's play it safe and say El Salvador is Honduras' Mexico.

There are no roads in Guatemala's rural area. A bunch of rocks and pebbles senpai.

Haiti is everyone's Mexico, the same as Dominican Republic. They don't count.

There are paved roads in most rural areas. In what shitty area did you went?

Belize

El Salvador is literally as bad as it gets crime wise in our hemisphere

Santa Cruz Barillas

Delete this

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all you need to know is that nicaraguans should be burned

We're ok

>Be Central America
>Be Guatemalan President
>Promises to fight corruption, turns out family members are corrupt
>Be Honduran President
>Promises to fight corruption, turns out family member has connection to druglord
>Be Salvadorian President
>Promises to fight corruption, turns out the former President from your party is corrupt
>Be Nicaraguan President
>Promises to make Nicaragua prosperous, entire family runs governmental affairs

Central American politics is pretty amusing.

>Haiti is everyone's Mexico, [...]
They're not our Mexico, that's New Zealand.

I've never even met a Haitian in Australia, and I've met people here from most African countries.

I assume there's a couple hundred living in Melbourne somewhere though.

Guatemala is our Canada (but poor), our Mexicos are Honduras and El Salvador.

Rouge states need to come back

Always a British neet posting about Central America.

Only one thing can explain this,

A U T I S M

They're our Mexico as well.

Just recently the north is full of Haitians who were denied entry to the US

I bet he is a belizean inmigrant

What about Thailand? It's like China's Mexicans.

>Huehuetenango
Yeah, one of the poorest areas in the country

>Huehue

Why is central america such a shithole?

Something about USA backed military governments and death squads or something.

I plead the 5th

Too many factors.

bump

Ur mum is my Mexico

Guatemala was fucked before that. Colonialism was way worse and atleast those dictatorships were anti communist.