ITT we talk like we are from reddit

ITT we talk like we are from reddit

Hey did u hear about United Airlines xddddddddddddddddddddddd schezwan lmao

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

good evening gents *tips fedora*

thanks for the gold! bless you kind patron

Trump for president

You've been gilded nice stranger

Fuck off to Sup Forums

Huh, TIL! And then the whole class clapped

RUSSIA! TRUMP! PUTIN!

He's a traitor, IMPEACH HIM!

COLLUSION, M-m-Manafort!!!!

can confirm, was class

Bump

Updoot!

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We did it, Reddit!

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This.

Hehe :3

can confirm, was clap

Like /u/729817644 said, confirmed. Much clap. Don't upvote this.

Traps r gay and I'm gay. Eat my boi pucci

Doctors of Reddit, whats the craziest thing you've seen?

>not a doctor but my friend's uncle's wife once had gangrene.
>Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! :D

Gd it, I kek'd

Kek

Le fedora tip xD

Le reddit army reporting in!

Hold my stethoscope, I'm going in!

Found the Redditor!

aaaah so close to 1337 lel. nice dubs tho

the thing about arsenal is they always tries to walk it in

>Am I gay if I fuck a guy? Or only if he fucks me?
>Edit: TIL I love sucking dick

>dubs
ಠ_ಠ

dubs

Actually, sir, "dubs" is when the last two digits of a post have repeating numbers. I can see how you might make that mistake, though. Cheers!

Fedora tip to you good sir!

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Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Found the dad!

*teleports behind u*

This thread is... punny

Edit: Wow I can't believe this is my top comment, how embarrassing!
Edit 2: Thanks for the gold kind stranger.

xD lel I love memes and my fedora is black

DAD!! Get off Reddit!! XD

Trump is evil! Muslims are VERY peaceful! I'm pretty sure terrorist attacks are just staged so we can have a war with the middle east!

#NotMyPresident

Xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

You can't teleport behind me, I have a face for every direction on my head

DAE le Trump is literally Hitler?

No matter. My legendary amaterasu (which we all know is impossible to evade (duh)) will take care of that.

SUGAR GOLDEN FIST OF THE RAINBOW LAKE, ATTACK!!!

*attacks you*

That sent shivers of cringe down my fucking spine

*lightsaber starts glowing*

There are no llimits to my power XD XD

*swings at you* :P :o

hehe I'll get you next time XD :DD :o

*uses force choke* XD :) >.<

What the MATTER :) XD can't speak :P XD :P

I am a redditor actually.

Fuck off we're full

I love you reddit! x:)

MAGA MAGA CUCK CUCK MAGA CUCK RED PILLLLLED BUILD THE WALL

SZHCEHCUAN SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!
ELON MUSK IS GOD
H3HH3 IS GOD
KURZGESGT IS GOD
CPG GREY IS GOD
IDDUBBBZ IS GOD
FUCK AMY SCHIMER
EUGENICS
I LOVE YOUTUBE COPYRIGHT DRAMA. WELL WILL BE SEEN AS CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS ONE DAY

Hey reddit, I'm in some big financial trouble. Long story short, I just cannot stop buying dildoes for my asshole. But that's not the only problem.. I can't stop buying other things, chastity cages, butt plugs you name it. In addition my wife left me for some guy that goes by the name of Jamal.. Seems like a cool guy, they took custody of the kid but I'll still get him on weekend! Well anyway, long story short I have to pay child support and alimony. Also we still owe money to the bull that my wife and I hired and well, long story short she's making me pay for it all.. So I'm about 50k in debt, had to sell my car, my house and whore myself out to men to pay for a motel. What should I do?
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Wow I didn't know this post would make it to the front page! Yes, I would totally kill myself bit I just cannot sucking dick
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Thanks for the gold kind sir!

Neil Degrasse Tyson in 1980.

FUCK BLACK SCIENCE MAN.
HE Likes amyass shumcucker!!!!

Wtf? Is that his dick up to his belly button?

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

It's his astronomical unit.

Kek