ITT: We write awful Simpsons episodes

ITT: We write awful Simpsons episodes

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the real simpsons writers already got it covered

Nice try simpsons screenwriting guy.

Homer rapes Apu, guest starring Bazinga

Episode: "Gaza Chicken Strips"

Homer moves to Gaza after finding out they're all obese

B-plot: Bart abandons the family and becomes a European refugee.

Bart plays Pokemon Go, only to discover an old abandoned dam where the bullies gather up to do LSD. Invited guest: Drake.

Lisa becomes paralyzed from the neck down after getting trampled by fellow liberal hotheads protesting in a rally against Trump's presidential campaign. The episode follows her getting used to life in a wheelchair, operated by breathing into a straw. She can no longer talk. Bart hooks her catheter up to her IV as a prank and she dies from septic shock overnight, unable to alert her parents.

That would actually be fucking hilarious and I would pay serious dough to see it

What's the b-plot though?

Homer get ipad

Krusty has a crisis of conscience and retires from show business after his father dies before ever approving of his career. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes worried about Homer's health and life expectancy.

Impressed with a news article about how much money e-celebs make Homer decides to start a Youtube channel but does it on Youporn by mistake, turning into a bdsm sensation.

Guest starring modern philosopher Sasha Gray

Donald Trump becomes president and WWIII breaks out until Lisa proves Trump hired a Russian militia to falsify results. This discovery gets Trump impeached and allows Lisa to become president. She gets overwhelmed with all the issues though and turns over her power to the strongest woman she knows: Hillary Clinton!
After Clinton takes power the war torn Springfield is now peaceful and better than ever.

Apu gets angry at his computer due to internet trolls, decides to make a habit of shitting in the streets of Springfield
everyone argues if stopping him from shitting in the streets is discriminating against his Indian culture
Lisa begins the designated shitting street trend too
I dunno how to end it though

Home rape world
final chapter-

Snake robs the springfield bank with all the money on the city but his car gets stuck on the designated shitting street, proving that accepting other cultures is always good on the long run.

>All family members are killed in a horrible car crash
>plain silence and image of road for 20 minutes until the starrings drops

guest starring Paul Walker

That actuslly sounds like a good plot

hommer is dead

Home buys a new TV

...

They all age one year over a season break and we need to get used to them being 1 (one) year older.

Bart smokes meth for the first time
Lisa gets a BF who tries to sxt her
Grandpa turns into an app
The bullies end up being cybertrolls
Homer arrested for downloading wikileaks files
Santas Little Helper gets caught having interspecies sex with snoball.

Never fear we have stories for years!

Marge decides it's finally time to separate from Homer, and quickly moves on with her life. Homer is initially devastated, but soon stumbles into a romance with a younger woman.

marge goes to rio olympics and gets zika
subplot: homer and bart get hooked on pokemon go

Holy shit, now that's a new and interesting plot

Es hora?

:v

Bartg and hitler die lol.

Kien ya leyo luna de pluton by dross?

that's because it was one

Don't even fucking start with this shit.

UNA

In a direct refference to the US current elections, Bart and Lisa start competing to be the new student body president, Bart behaving like Trump and promising to expel the Spanish teacher (who's puerto rican) because she's giving bad grades to the students, and Lisa behaving like Hillary, promising a more equal school for girls and boys and a perfect studying environment, as well as trying to protect the female teachers (particularly the Spanish teacher who's threatened by Bart).
B-plot: Homer gets addicted to Pokemon GO, or some parody of it, like Poke Mongo or some shit
All this, however, will only be televised long after these subjects are relevant

This is the weirdest meme

Es drozz pedazo de mierda.

Go away shill

After getting praised for her feminist views at school, Lisa decides to create a blog, but ends up getting harassed by evil MRAs and gamergaters and has to be pulled it of depression.

B plot is Bart joining Trump rallies after he finds out he's allowed to be racist in them, but has a crisis of conscience after he sees a Hillary Clinton speech.

Guest starring Anita Sarkeesian.

geg

>Bart is killed in a driveby
umm. not sure where to go from here guys...

How Homer and Marge met on Myspace

That was too easy but I laughed anyways

...

>Lisa complains that Homer doesn't respect women
>Homer sets out to prove he does respect strong women by joining Hillary Clinton's campaign while she's in Springfield
>Hillary voices herself
>Lena Dunham also cameos
>Some half-assed plot about Homer trying to stop Mr. Burns from airing a Trump ad
>episode ends with Hillary giving "inspiring" speech to Lisa

This is most realistic. They'll maybe make fun of Hillary for being slightly out of touch and pretend it's fair.

Homer inadvertently falls in with the "GUNdy" clan after reading right-wing websites like "Bartbart," and "The Sludge Report." Blaming "Demoncrats" for all his ills he joins the Gundys and their followers in taking over the Springfield tire fire (this is now a national part or federal property or something). Through his idiocy and mishaps Homer convinces the Bundys to turn themselves in submit to the state.

B story is Lisa extolling the virtues of gun control by way of convincing Herman to close his (implied) gun store and instead take up the cause of clean energy. Herman makes a fortune on wind generation (caused by the tire fire if Swartzwelder will let us use his name.)

>Lisa wins a study abroad scholarship. She is excited to go to India.
>Bart decides to prank her and takes her place and is flown to India.
>While there he decides to skip the school and take in the culture.
> Once bart returns he brings all sorts of bad habits from India back. he pickpokets people and shits wherever and whenever.

B plot - Principal Skinner tries to make Lisa happy after the mixup. he makes he Vice Principal and attempts to have her make some positive changes to the school (new library etc)

> Bart however wrecks the school with his bad habits. Many students begin to act like bart, ruining what could be a utopian school.

Special guest Jared Leto.

A new clown enters Springfield trying to take turf from Krusty and he's totally crazy! Krusty tries to make him fail but every attempt makes him more popular. Eventually Krusty gives up and everyone hates the new clown once they realize what a bad actor he was.

B-story: Ms. Hoover reveals she started drinking after she encountered the glass ceiling while working at the Hoover vacuum factory and Lisa has to help her get her groove back.

Fresh off the counter

Bart cums and has to hide it in Lisa's hat.

Ned attempts suicide as he can't stand the idea of losing Maude and Edna in his lifetime, Lisa happens to be nearby and unwittingly converts him to atheism. Guest star: Neil deGrasse Tyson

B plot: Homer tries a brief stint at rugby in order to appeal to the international audience, as usual he has brief success before he cocks up and leaves the game.

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i can see this

entering the school, she stumbles on the step, she looks around for a hand to pull her up, no one will care about her, she realizes that she has no friends, coming home receives a joke from bart, she does not care, bart try understand, lisa, meanwhile, seeks friends on the internet, she find a group in tune with her, but soon she will realize that they have a separate life from her, wanting to deny the reality she's going to look for her friend in shelbyville, she find her, she say "I am LisaS!" the friend replies "oh wow nice, I was going to take a cappuccino with my friends, you want to come?" lisa accept, after a while she notice that does not have much in common and when they finish talking about "well, I should go, bye" "Me too" "I must go" she remains alone and sees herself asking a hand, this time a hand reaches her, it's the hand of bart, he explains that she can not force a friendship, one day she will find REAL friends but he will always be his best friend.

b-plot Burns wants to rob a diamond with ploys that will fail in hilarious fashion.

A Nigerian princess named Kemi comes to Springfield, as her father intends to work out a uranium deal with Mr. Burns, and Homer is chosen to protect her. Moe, having recently lost his money to a Nigerian prince, believes Kemi must be related to the scammer, but soon starts falling for her.

Back at school, Lisa sees a boy choking on pizza. She performs the Heimlich maneuver on him, reveals his name is Lucas Bortner and he's a competitive eater. She doesn't think that competitive eating is for him, and suddenly gets a crush on him. She then thinks about changing him. Meanwhile, Snake, grateful for Bart's actions, steals the PlayStadium 4 of Zach Galifianakis and leaves it in Bart's room.

The Simpsons return to New York City after Bart discovers that, out of all of the female interests he has had (such as Gina the juvenile delinquent, Jenny the nursing home volunteer, Darcy the pregnant teen, and Nikki, the fourth grade girl who flip-flopped between loving and hating him), the only one who liked him was Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel's daughter, Mary, and now that Mary's made it to the Big Apple to be a writer for Saturday Night Live, Bart wants to see her again.
During this wacky adventure of New York City, the Simpsons encounter many stars, such as Ken Burns, Zooey Deschanel, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Anne Hathaway, Maurice LaMarche, Don Pardo, Natalie Portman, Kevin Michael Richardson, Al Roker or Sarah Silverman

Homer and Lisa are buddy cops in Canada, where they get to meet Seth Rogan who's actually a secret agent directly employed by Queen Elizabeth to infiltrate the United States.

Bart and Marge meanwhile have to bake cookies of Milhousesl's birthday but something goes wrong

That second one is a real episode.

Due to Homer's incompetence, Maggie dies in her sleep. Blaming himself for it, Homer spirals down the road of madness, as strange and disturbing things begin to take hold in Springfield. After having a vivid hallucination, Homer wakes up to find the entire town abandoned and in ruins. He eventually finds a mass grave, filled with the children of Springfield, including his own.

Hommer then drinks the doif

Lisa complains about something and Marge is like "well what are you going to do about it?" But Lisa doesnt know, but then a current celebrity stops by and tells Lisa she can do everything she wants.

Meanwhile Bart sees like a gopher or something and teams up with Homer to like capture it and dump it in Flanders garden.

In the end the gopher ruins Homers favorite sitting spot and Lisa accomplishes nothing at all but we're supposed to feel like she did.

Homer and Marge have another baby because they think a new child will save their marriage. The baby is born with a brain deformity caused by the zika virus. Marge is too distraught to take care of the baby and stays in her room crying. Meanwhile, the medical bills for the handicapped baby pile up because of Homer's lousy insurance.

One morning, Homer wakes up to find Marge missing. A letter on the fridge describes how running away was the only way to escape the misery of her life. Homer decides not to search for her and raises his 4 children on his own.

Creepy

Springfield gets a batch of Syrian refugees. Nothing goes wrong and everyone is enriched by their culture. Episode ends with a desperate plea for everyone in real life to accept refugees no matter what.

>have you ever slept outside and had a butterfly fly into your foreskin?

>Amazons have tight vaginas so falling trees don't trap them by landing on their vagina flaps
That was fucking dumb

Lisa gets a nigger boyfriend.

I guarantEE you this shit will happen soon.

>Homer discovers what cucking is and becomes obsessed with it
>Meanwhile Lisa becomes a writer for Buzzfeed
>Guest starring Aidan Gillen as some guy who works for Buzzfeed

Chief Wiggum fires stray bullet that kills Carl after deflecting off of every smartphone playing pokemon go in Springfield

Flanders denies the holocausterino

She will get a muslim bf first.

kek

Tbf they could do another future episode and tell the story of how Lisa became president, it would be an obvious call back to the ' President Trump' joke and they could draw parallels to the episode when Sideshow Bob rigged the Mayoral election

Marge gets pregnant and Lisa convinces her to abort the baby. Then Lisa convinces her to instead get impregnated by a black muslim man, and she ends up giving birth to quadruplets. B-story: Homer is contemplating voting for Trump and goes to various rallies. At the end of the episode, Lisa convinces Homer to vote for Hillary.

Carl moves in with the Simpsons and Homer has to sleep in the treehouse

Monty Burns runs for Mayor against Marge, saying he will build a wall to protect Springfield from immigrants

At the end, the election makes the old mayor the winner, and Burns said he didn't care about springfield

B-plot: Bart makes Yourtube let's play as PewdieBart

holy fuck, that was top notch user

This is dead on.

More like Homo, ZABINGA!

Bart finds a copy of marge's playboy shoot and masturbates to it. Meanwhile Lisa adopts a black baby from africa and gets AIDS after breastfeeding it

The kids start playing pokemon go but nee Flanders sets a lure and starts raping the kids who show up, eventually Lisa gets raped and she can't tell anyone or else Ned will kill her. She tells Marge then looks the window and Ned saw the whole thing. He takes a knife to her clit, cutting it off and forcing her to eat it. He tortures her for days until wiggum finds him and shoots him. Cuts to Ned meeting his dead wife in hell and they make love over disturbs cover of the sounds of silence

Bart gets bit by a radioactive Spider-Pig thanks to Homer's incompetence/work related shenanigans.
Develops Spider-Pig powers which he at first uses to his benefit, but decides on using them to do good after Homer gets shot in his stead while he was messing around with Chief Wiggum using his Bacon Web. Ends up fighting The Atomic Vulture (Mr. Burns) and his side-kick, Seaman (Smithers) in order to stop their madcap conspiracy to induce a nuclear meltdown in Springfield for the insurance money. Meanwhile, Lisa and Marge try to get Patty and Selma to stop smoking, but end up smoking themselves. At the end, it turns out Bart was in the hospital all along, his superhero adventure a fever dream brought on by radioactive pig bite, and both Lisa and Marge are on the edge because they can't get their nicotine fix.

top jej

They'll never stop the Simpsons! Have no fears, we've got stories for years, like:
Marge becomes a robot,
Maybe Moe gets a cell phone
has Bart ever owned a bear?
Or, how 'bout a crazy wedding?
Where something happens and doo doo doo doo doo
Sorry for the clip show.
Have no fears, we've got stories for years!

Simpsons/futurama crossover

The professor creates an alternate reality device that malfunctions and allows them to enter the world of the Simpsons when homer and the family is trying out their oculus rift.

Bender and Bart go on a crime spree. Homer and fry bond over bullshit. The professor tries to fuck Marge. Lisa and the two girls discuss feminism. And zoidberg spends the whole episode trying to get Maggie to talk.

Lisa tries to come to terms with the rape but she ends up commiting suicide. Bart blames Homer and kills him the rape.maggie and kills himself. Marge is now homeless In Detroit suffering from aids

Moe goes through a sex change.

Sub plot: Bart starts doing coke.

Maggie grows up in the sewers eating rats and contracting a infestation of maggots in her skull. She finds Marge and they end up in a incestous relationship they both die of aids

Is that a meme I missed?

I havnt watched Simpsons in literally 6 years. Caught it on TV the other day and are they trying to be family guy or something?

it was absolute trash, it started obviously with the Simpsons, but then it suddenly switched to a story about a dish cloth rag that speaks..

wtf

You know how Fox has a weird way of counting Simpsons episodes?

They refuse to count a couple of them, making the amount of episodes inconsistent.

The reason for this is a lost episode from season 1.

Finding details about this missing episode is difficult, no one who was working on the show at the time likes to talk about it. From what has been pieced together, the lost episode was written entirely by Matt Groening. During production of the first season, Matt started to act strangely. He was very quiet, seemed nervous and morbid. Mentioning this to anyone who was present results in them getting very angry, and forbidding you to ever mention it to Matt.

I first heard of it at an event where David Silverman was speaking. Someone in the crowd asked about the episode, and Silverman simply left the stage, ending the presentation hours early. The episode's production number was 7G06, the title was Dead Bart. The episode labeled 7G06, Moaning Lisa, was made later and given Dead Bart's production code to hide the latter's existence.

In addition to getting angry, asking anyone who was on the show about this will cause them to do everything they can to stop you from directly communicating with Matt Groening. At a fan event, I managed to follow him after he spoke to the crowd, and eventually had a chance to talk to him alone as he was leaving the building. He didn't seem upset that I had followed him, probably expected a typical encounter with an obsessive fan. When I mentioned the lost episode though, all color drained from his face and he started trembling. When I asked him if he could tell me any details, he sounded like he was on the verge of tears. He grabbed a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to me. He begged me never to mention the episode again.

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remember when homer get uber
classic

The piece of paper had a website address on it, I would rather not say what it was, for reasons you'll see in a second. I entered the address into my browser, and I came to a site that was completely black, except for a line of yellow text, a download link. I clicked on it, and a file started downloading. Once the file was downloaded, my computer went crazy, it was the worst virus I had ever seen. System restore didn't work, the entire computer had to be rebooted. Before doing this though, I copied the file onto a CD. I tried to open it on my now empty computer, and as I suspected, there was an episode of The Simpsons on it.

The episode started off like any other episode, but had very poor quality animation. If you've seen the original animation for Some Enchanted Evening, it was similar, but less stable. The first act was fairly normal, but the way the characters acted was a little off. Homer seemed angrier, Marge seemed depressed, Lisa seemed anxious, Bart seemed to have genuine anger and hatred for his parents.

The episode was about the Simpsons going on a plane trip, near the end of the first act, the plane was taking off. Bart was fooling around, as you'd expect. However, as the plane was about 50 feet off the ground, Bart broke a window on the plane and was sucked out.

At the beginning of the series, Matt had an idea that the animated style of the Simpsons' world represented life, and that death turned things more realistic. This was used in this episode. The picture of Bart's corpse was barely recognizable, they took full advantage of it not having to move, and made an almost photo-realistic drawing of his dead body.

Act one ended with the shot of Bart's corpse. When act two started, Homer, Marge, and Lisa were sitting at their table, crying. The crying went on and on, it got more pained, and sounded more realistic, better acting than you would think possible. The animation started to decay even more as they cried, and you
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could hear murmuring in the background. The characters could barely be made out, they were stretching and blurring, they looked like deformed shadows with random bright colors thrown on them.

There were faces looking in the window, flashing in and out so you were never sure what they looked like.

This crying went on for all of act two.

Act three opened with a title card saying one year had passed. Homer, Marge, and Lisa were skeletally thin, and still sitting at the table. There was no sign of Maggie or the pets.

They decided to visit Bart's grave. Springfield was completely deserted, and as they walked to the cemetery the houses became more and more decrepit. They all looked abandoned. When they got to the grave, Bart's body was just lying in front of his tombstone, looking just like it did at the end of act one.

The family started crying again. Eventually they stopped, and just stared at Bart's body. The camera zoomed in on Homer's face. According to summaries, Homer tells a joke at this part, but it isn't audible in the version I saw, you can't tell what Homer is saying.

The view zoomed out as the episode came to a close. The tombstones in the background had the names of every Simpsons guest star on them. Some that no one had heard of in 1989, some that haven't been on the show yet. All of them had death dates on them.

For guests who died since, like Michael Jackson and George Harrison, the dates were when they would die. The credits were completely silent, and seemed handwritten. The final image was the Simpson family on their couch, like in the intros, but all drawn in hyper realistic, lifeless style of Bart's corpse.

A thought occurred to me after seeing the episode for the first time, you could try to use the tombstones to predict the death of living Simpsons guest stars, but there's something odd about most of the ones who haven't died yet.

All of their deaths are listed as the same date.
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Home pooed in the pool and Marge ate it then farted all over the place and Maggie went wee wee on the rugs...... Lisa rug that is lol

A gender swapped remake of Radioactive Man is announced. The comic book guy leads leads an online trolling campaign against it, which Bart joins after Lisa is cast as Fall Out girl. Eventually Batt comes around after a speech by special guest star Leslie Jones.

Why don't we try to come up with good plots instead?

The episode's B-plot involves Homer becoming a Sanders supporter in the hopes of getting free stuff.

You forgot the hyperrealistic blood

Bart sees future Bart going nowhere in life as a result of his fear of his inevitable death. Turns his life around by taking control of his life, being kind and loving to his friends and family. The episode ends with showing the original bad reality vs the new one showing how his actions helped and changed everyone life. The final scene of the Simpsons shows Bart looking at the camera. The lights fade as if to show the reflection of the TV toward the viewer. Showing that it is now your turn. Final episode o the Simpsons serves to say "All things come to an end but how react makes it how it is"

Not sure if it's really "awful" but here you go.

>The family are eating at the frying dutchman, where one of Bart's pranks causes the restaurant to be damaged
>Amidst the wreckage, they find that a piece of a treasure map, and the Simpsons make Bart help the sea captain to repay the damages
>Professor Frink determines the composition of the material the map is written on, and they can locate the other two pieces
>One is in the power plant, in the nuclear core, which Homer casually walks into to retrieve
>the second piece is in the retirement home, Bart obtains it while making sure he is not seen by any of the residents otherwise he will be forced to stay
>Bart and captain piece the map together and set sail to find the treasure
>affter sailing to the spot, they find there is a small island but there is no treasure
>Deciding to cut their losses, they sail back to Springfield, where they tell everyone of their island
>Mr Burns finds out about it, and it turns out the island contains radioactive material, making sailors who decided to stay there go crazy, hence the pointless map
>because Bart and the captain were the two to discover the island, they are the legal owners
>Burns buys the island, so he can mine for radioactive material, much to Lisa's detest
>the money they received from the sale covers the cost of the damages

Bart gets a massive fucking hard on and jerks fucking right off and right when he's about to finish he shouts "EAT MY SHOOOOOOOOORTS" echoing through the cosmos and shit alans hear it and invade earth bart comes to the rescue and saves the day with his massive erection and jerks off afterwards.

Homer falls in love with a Marge.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

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Lisa gets gangraped by a pack of niggers.

Oh wait, you said 'awful' simpsons episodes.