Conmebol thread - formerly /copalib/

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Relevant matches this sunday

> Argentina
River-Boca, 13th round Boca to take first place
> Brazil
Fluminense-Inter, Inter to get relegated for the first time in their history if they don't win
> Chile
Colo Colo-Everton, Copa Chile final, winner gets CL pot (wednesday)
> Colombia
Atletico Nacional (1)-(1) Santa Fe, semifinals second leg
> Paraguay
Sportivo Luqueño-Guarani, two rounds left, a win for Guarani to be unreachable
> Peru
Melgar-Sporting Cristal, final first leg
> Uruguay
Nacional-Boston River, Nacional needs at least a draw to be champions
Rampla Junior-Montevideo Wanderers, Wanderers needs to win and Nacional to lose to force a two-legs final


> Bolivia
> Ecuador
> Venezuela
LMAO

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wen hilo

Alguno de Sup Forums aqui?

por qué todos los latinos de aquí son weeaboos?

Meanwhile, Fake Barcelona is already champion here and will receive the cup after destroying one of the relegated teams this Saturday.

No todos. Que se joda el anime.

Nuestro año cabros

Any comfy murderball matches coming up?

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>Argentina
River-Boca, 13th round Boca to take first place

CONMEBOL World Cup representing

On behalf of Liga MX, chingen a toda su perra madre pinches changos corruptos hijos de puta, sin nosotros no hay prestigio en esa mierda de competencia.

>tfw forever stuck in Concacaf purgatory

Thanks

We are gonna miss your meme magic

Damn, chivas had actually qualified too. What are they going to do with mexico's spots? Grondona would have made sure boca got one.

I miss shitposting with you Sudacas during the Copa America

Conmebol increased the number of berths for each country

>sin nosotros no hay prestigio
>literalmente cero (0) libertadores
los mejicanos sólo servían para poner más plata, para nada más.

>tf

You have to go back.

>you will never be a working class south american with a shitty life but great passion for your team

No passion for swedish teams?

Let's change places

> You will never a highclass swedish with an easy life but being constantly worried about immigration and cultural/racial debates, despite never affecting your life

I just want to be relevant at the Winter Olympics, that's all I want

we are the /copalib/ fanbase m8, you are in the wrong neighborhood

>nosotros
chicANO de mierda

saw this pic from the catalog and have no idea what this thread is about but i want to know

what does that tattoo say on homers arm?

Seems like "100% gringo". Some villero slang for sure

Gringo is the nickname for Aldosivi fans, because they all are Italian

t. that picture is 200m away from my home and I know lot of Aldosivi fans

thanks my south american friends

got any more simpsons graffiti

In portuguese, gringo means any sort of foreigner

>they all are Italian

oh villero sland then

I've seen a lot of them in my city, there is a big one made by Alvarado (Aldosivi's rivals) fans two blocks away from the University

Gringo is a common Argentine slang for "Italian"

Yes, same here. Literally foreigner

But most of them here are Italians, so they can be used as synonyms

did we have a Sudamericana collage this year? Chape probably steal the spotlight

who´s hyped for the U20 tournament in january
summer youth tournaments are fucking epic

I don't think anyone really cares about Sudamericana here desu.

That Uruguayan girl is Vitto Saravia? She's as Argentine as it gets

Dude she´s the grandaughter of one of our national heroes wtf are u on

>lives and works in Argentina
>only dates Argies

Also, Gardel and Artigas were Argentine

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I don't get the Uruguayan claims on Gardel and Artigas

El testamento de Artigas empieza literalmente "Yo, Jose Gervasio Artigas, argentino..."

Gardel vivio y trabajo toda su vida en Argentina, hablaba y se comportaba como un argentino y todas sus canciones nostalgicas añoraban Buenos Aires, no Montevideo

Literally me

Gardel tiene muchas canciones dedicadas a Montevideo, pelotudo. Isla de Flores por ejemplo.

Isla de Flores isn't a Gardel song, it was written by an Uruguayan poet

Gardel wrote songs like "Mi Buenos Aires querido"

>go to Colombia
>get tickets to derby bogotano
>kid walking by sells me lollipop
>teenager sells me a blunt
>get high as shit
I woke up in bed with some random Millos fan

never figured out what was in the lollipop but I'm assuming it was coke or acid?

>River-Boca, 13th round Boca to take first place
Kickoff time? What's the latest news regarding the match? Who is favoured to win?

Who would waste coke/acid on a random amerilard you retard

2 days and 4 bongs to go

It's quite even, Boca had been playing good since Gago came back and River has the league cup final 4 days after this game and won't want to tire up all players. They are playing at River stadium and we don't have visitor fans

we all Sup Forums here

Is Tevez playing?
Who are Rivers best players nowadays?
Been wanting to go on a football trip to Argentina for some time now. Would be fun to see some BA derbies

memes

>River's best players
D'Alessandro, Driussi, Gonzalo Martinez, Alario

I think Tevez will play

Yes, Boca will play the same squad in 2 consecutive games for the very first time since Barros Schelotto got the job (39 games)

Boca confirmed they'll play Sara; Peruzzi, Vergini, Tobio and Fabra; Perez, Gago and Betancur; Tevez, Bou and Pavon

River will probably play Batalla; Moreira, Maidana, Mina and Olivera; d'Alessandro, Ponzio, Martinez and Fernandez; Driussi and Alario

The best player in River this season has been Driussi

Thanks
How hard is it for foreigners to get tickets for derbies in Buenos Aires? Thinking specifically Boca-River and some Racing game
Also what are the chances of getting murder-robbed by a cokefiend outside the stadium

Also
>naming the starting XI 3 days before the match
wew

Quite easy for Europeans, you have money to buy an overprised ticket

0%

Why hide it?

Thanks for the info

Because it makes it easier for the enemy to prepare for the game
Rafa Benitez was famous for taking this to the extreme, he never tells even his players until two hours before kick-off because "someone might leak something"

The only thing they hide are the deadball plays

Huh
Who do you think will be the next Argie coach to make it to Europe? We see Simeone and Sampaoli having great success in Spain now (Though I think Sampaoli will have worse results as the season progresses and Simeone will leave for Inter within two years)

Gallardo (River Plate) for sure

He's the best manager in Argentine football, was one of the candidates for the NT before Bauza got the job

Why did South America kick out Mexico from their club competitions?
Are they no longer gonna invite them to the Copa America too?

Mexico left, we didn't kick them

They'll still play with the NT in continental cups

Sudamericana threads were "hosted" in the Copa de Brasil threads

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>He's the best manager in Argentine football

even if that's true it's not impressive at all

copa libertadores and Sudamericana becane annual competitions, and interferes with concacaf schedule.
Even tho playing libertadores has more prestige, it doesn't the monetary benefits of Concacaf tournaments

Exactly. A domestic Cup got more attention from this board than the continental second Cup.

Maybe with the new structure this year people will give a shit about it here I hope. Also, will it be like in Europe when one cup is played Tuesday and Wednesday, and the other one on Thursday?

It would be better if sudamericana was played on tuesdays

They painted some shit over that Homer a few months ago.

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Libertadores and Sudamericana should work with 24 team in each competition

They got relegated to concacaf

But what about the memes? What about the memes user?!

> third world shithole thread
what a timing

Second division player from Argentina got
a headshot with a rubber bullet while trying to calm down his own fans

elliberal.com.ar/noticia/305966/jugador-herido-bala-goma

>bala goma

So for Libertadores next year we already have confirmed:

Brasil (6/8):
>Palmeiras, Flamengo, Santos, Atlético-MG, Grêmio and Chape
the remaining 2 will be 2 out of the following 3: Botafogo, Atletico-PR, Corinthians

Argentina (5/6)
>Lanús, San Lorenzo, Estudiantes, Godoy Cruz and Atlético Tucumán
wtf where is muh Boca and River

Bolívia (3/3)
>Sport Boys, Jorge Wilstermann and The Strongest
holy fuck I hadnt heard from Wilstermann in a long time

Chile (1/4)
>Universidad Católica

Colômbia (4/5)
>Atlético Nacional, Independiente Medellín, Santa Fe and Millonarios

Equador (2/3)
>Barcelona and Emelec

Paraguai (3/3)
>Libertad, Guaraní and Olimpia

Peru (2/3)
>Melgar and Sporting Cristal

Uruguai (3/3)
>Peñarol, Nacional, Cerro
based teams

Venezuela (3/3)
>Zamora, Zulia, Carabobo
literally whos

in any case she's brazilian/portuguese
all "Saravia"s are brazilians originally named "Saraiva" that crossed the border during the war and settled here after the independence

>this girls surname is unironically BARBOSA

Portugal my greatest ally thank you for all the cuties

>"get tickets to derby bogotano"
nice way to waste money m8.

I already miss you

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Mexico would have atleast two had your corrupt organization not changed the rules of the competition at the last minute In favor of your monkey teams

>Chicano talking about monkey teams
Kek
You had chances and blew them all. Keep crying.

Thanks, I was searching for this info.

Boca is completely out, River can classify of they beat central this Wednesday

>Carabobo

that's my team

>tfw my team didn't qualify for the 2017 Libertadores

>Peñarol
>He doesn't knows.

Não há mais cara bobo no futebol

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>tfw my team will win the 2017 Libertadores

>no mexishits

Something good out of the clusterfuck of a rearrangement.

>Palmeiras
Two years ago they were relegation candidates in the Serie A and now they're champions?
Fuck things happen fast in South American footy

>Two years ago they were relegation candidates in the Serie A and now they're champions?
Weird shit happens here because big clubs have roughly the same budget and have to sell the good players to yuros to make some cash, so if someone make good deals in the transfer window, they get very powerful. Corinthians got absolutely dismantled last year.

Our Nacional and Meme del Valle will probably qualify to the Libertadores today.

milloswinslol

Deportes Iquique is Chile2, because U.Católica won both tournaments of the year so they got their spot instead.

sure thing m8

>Godoy Cruz, Atletico Tucuman
rrreee two wasted berths

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GIVE CENTRAL AMERICA 2 1/2 SPOTS AT LIBERTADORES YOU KEKS