Its 420 lads, post your best weed stories

its 420 lads, post your best weed stories

>be me
>dude lmao
>erry day

> call friend
> got anything
> nah mate, there's been a bunch of arrests up central victoria
> but i'll call ya when i hear something
>
> that was two months ago

What a terrible picture of weed to be wasted on a dub.

the first time i smoked weed, i got so baked i thought i lost my balls. thats the goal today.

Anyone like my rolling skills?

> shits on OP's pic
> doesn't post a better one

i'd post a better one, except

im in outer space right now.
i got some cannapunch and 4 different strains of weed.

Why is the tip slightly darker brown?

We went camping one time and have to pass a border check point on the way back home. Smoked all our weed camping for fear of border checkpoint being open.
Half a mile before station we see it is closed. Pull over to piss and friend finds over half an ounce of weed in a big jar. Smoked pretty good.

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Pretty neat. They look like pencils. Ever use a glass tip?

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Its a filter

I'm vapin right now too

>be me, 15
>third time smoking
>with stoner kids from school
>play dumb game where you hold your hit until the bowl gets back around to you
>space.api
>am i real
>walk to 7/11
>buy some chips and an iced tea
>walk home
>eat entire box of cinnamon toast crunch
>fall asleep next to my cat

ive quit since then but being a kid was lit

The lighting end.

Be me, sophomore in college, 1995.
Be dry as fuck.
Friend who normally doesn't smoke weed knows a hookup.
Friend is black so figure it'll be dirt weed, but something is better than nothing.
"I got 5on it!"
Friend comes back with tiniest bag o' ditch.
Friend starts breaking it up.
Rolls blunt. We all smoke it. Getting high.
Rolls another. We smoke. Blazed.
An hour later, he breaks up some more and rolls another. Who, wha, where?
By the end if the night, we had smoked 5 blunts. All from one tiny nugget that just kept breaking up into more weed.
Friend is a preacher's son.
MFW friend pulls some Jesus "loaves and fishes" type miracle with $10 of the brown frown.

ive got this vaporizer and i cant ever get the right high from it. some times il just get this intense high, and other times its just weak. what temperatures do you usually use?

Vaporizers are for faggots, faggot

>go to the homie's sister's house.
>Grilling, Meal prep, hot tub, lil bit of weed
>mid week light bake
>Friend's sister comes home
>Brings big ass ziplock PACKED with kush
>"I Dunno guys, we work tomorrow"
>wutareyouafaggot
>5 people smoke a quarter of a gallon sized ziplock of spicy sativa
>My vision is Glaucoma af super dark af occasional flashes of blinding light
>Whatthefuckisgoingon
>Drive home somehow
>its 4am I have work at 7
>Shower somehow
>go to work
>autopilot
>drive home and crash hard
>wake up at 11pm feel like ass

The next day I went to work my boss told me he had to run interception on me so I wouldn't stare my job away to any other manager dude said I couldn't form complete sentences.. I still buy that guy drinks.

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Back when a nickel and dime would last you and dank weed was just "chronic"

>poor

How good is this rolled

Dubs speaks truth

First time I see a decent human being. Usually when people post picture of their fingers holding something their nails are damn dirty etc, you seem to actually cut your nails and wash your hands. Well done!

Dumping. Happy 420 lads.

>be me
>in army
>fresh outta basic
>haven't smoked in weeks
>haven't had a beer in weeks
>waiting on ride
>go to bar in uniform
>big no no but fuck it
>grab a guiness
>go to pay
>bartender says its paid for
>try to leave tip
>bartender refuses
>have chill time talking to bartender
>bartender says she going out for a cigarette
>join her
>cigarette is actually blunt
>fucking lit
>ride finally shows up
>say goodbye to bartender
>bartender thanks me for service
>shakes my hand
>gave me a gram
I made two of the shittiest joints out of that gram but they were the last i smoked. that was 4 years ago.

> Be me
> Train to foreign festival
> Have 12 grams of freaking quality hash in the stash
> Stewards warns over intercom:
> "approaching border of shitty ex-communistic fuckhole within few hours, there will be dogs!
> Getting little nervous but, what the hell, stash hidden carefully.
> Steward announces several times about the dogs
> Getting paranoid for customs and panic
> Only way out, throw it off the train
> Meh...
Moment of clarity
> LD50 THC is somewhat infinite...
> Eat all 12 grams at once, with a liter of chocolate milk for fat
> No dogs at the border
> Did not die,.
> but was in heaven for 3 days straight

This one time when I was 13 I got high. Now I'm 37 and still get high. The end.

secluding one way to get high from another is for faggots, faggot.

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A backwood i rolled. U like?

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Sorry to tell you that you wasted your money. Good vapes start at $100.
Cheap Vaporizers like yours are all made by one company and labeled different names.
Look into the flowermate, for budget, or arizer air, or a used pax 2.
Desktop look for a used Da Buddha or silver surfer.
Look up the Vape Critic on YouTube. Don't be afraid to spend decent money on a Vaporizer. When the original pax came out I bought one and it still works.
They even replaced it once, still has 1 year Warrenty.

Trips of the devils lettuce

im not saying it doesn't ever get me high, but its different every time even with the same strain and temperature. it certainly works quite well, i love it... but i cant get it tuned.

This one time, I didn't smoke weed because I'm not a pitiful druggie piece of shit.
Grow the fuck up.
/thread

Not a good story but I always get strong anxiety, derealization, 120bpm, and it's a total nightmare whenever I smoke, ever since I first tried it years ago. It's so bad that I have literally never enjoyed weed once in my life. Every time I smoke I instantly regret it, I get twitchy and anxious and don't feel any sort of euphoria or anything. HOWEVER last night I took .3mg xanax an hour before smoking and holy shit it was great. I finally, after 10 years of not getting it, understand why people like weed. Music is amazing, playing guitar is amazing, funny shit is even funnier than usual, truly a 10/10 experience.

Weed has never felt to me the way others describe it until taking it with xanax. Took .25 xanax earlier and I've now got more weed in me now. It's so good. I can't believe I've been missing out on this all these years.

It just sucks though because I only had xanax from when my doctors gave me a couple for flying in a plane and I only have one .25 pill left.

Potheads are losers.

Okay kid.
Some of use dont like or can smell like smoke at work. Vapor taste great gets you high and better than inhaling combustion.

Oh dam, this post is flawless

I have better pictures but I fuvking guess there's a file size limit now.

Good enough to smoke

Ever notice that no one has a particularly interesting legal weed story? It usually goe "this one time we smoked way to much indica before going canoeing. I was so scared". For interesting stories you have to talk about dabs.

Lol I actually work outdoors. You just caught me out the shower.

Yet here you are on Sup Forums wasting away wondering what could have been. If only you had asked that girl out? Or if you applied yourself to your studies? It's too late though. Atleast I'm high.

Story #2.
Junior year.
In with some friends who friend grows hydro. G13 and White Widow to be specific. Back in 1996. That kind of super high THC was virtually unknown outside of small circles. It was my first introduction to strains and real dank stuff.
Friend asks me to drive him to the growers house to get some weed.
Show up. Muthafucka has an ashtray of keif on his table and is doing bong rips of pure keif.
We smoke. He hands my buddy the cola bud of a plant. The thing looks like an ear of corn. It's 12 inches or so. Too big for a baggy anyway.
We roll the megabud in paper towels and drive back.
On opening his front door, friend's dog tears as out the door and down the street.
My friend goes chasing after, weed in hand.
I follow the trail of paper towels and catch my friend.
He hands me the now naked 12 inches of pure funk, say "I've gotta find Doggo!" and promptly disappears.
I casually walk to my apartment (just a few houses away) praying no cops pass by (it's a bad-ish neighborhood near a medical university, so likely).
Place weed on table.
Tell roommates (sister and her BF) "look, but don't touch".
Leave to assist in dog search.
Catch this look as I'm walking out the door.
Shared with them once we found doggo.

why does it look like you rolled it with a kleenex, what kind of paper is that dawg

Haha fuck how did you not go to sleep. Bet your shits smelled like weed.

If you're stoned right now then YouTube asylum episode one. Not American horror story. Just asylum

>go to pal's house to hang out
>he propositions the ingestion of meme plant
>whythefucknot.avi
>pulls out a big edible gummybear
>100 mg per bear
>cuts it into thirds
>it tastes like medical memeplant smells
>help him start unwrapping a crate of some weeb trading cards
>oh fuck i'm ascending to the astral plane
>pause the cardage and wade my way through the rapidly accumulating fog of highness to take a shit
>feel like i'm rotting from the inside out
>come out and settle onto the couch
>too high and disoriented to get up and drink so i get thirstier and thirstier as we watch nature documentaries
>i feel like a mummy and i can sense every cell in my throat convulse and twitch in protest when i swallow
>pal leaves me alone to meditate on the mysteries of life
>our other friends come back from bowling, i'm on the couch giving them a thousand yard stare because my mind is in fucking alpha centauri
>go to sleep, wake up, drive to a tabletop session a full 24 hours later still high

legal weed stories? what??

Cautionary tale: be careful with xanax.

I almost died twice because of it. Your brain becomes so relaxed/numb from the drug, your receptors can inadvertently stop telling your brain to breathe.

The drug does its job. Too good sometimes.

My mistake, on both occasions, was taking a bar too close to bed. I had taken a few earlier in the day, and I wanted that 'feeling' again.

So, I'd eat another one, smoke some joints, and pass out, or head to bed, jerk off, and then pass out.

Then, on those two occasions, I woke up in the middle of the night gasping for air. Bad.

Honestly, I didn't think anything of it.

Then, one day, I was casually mentioning this story (in relation to a convo about nightmares, thinking that's what I had at the time) & my buddy who is a pharmacist and regular drug user looked at me all concerned at asked if I had been eating xanax (him, knowing I liked to eat bars).

I said yes, and he filled me in with the above information.

It's how Patton Oswald's wife died, it's how Heath Ledger died, and it's how a lot of others die too.

It's easy to get carried away. Be careful. Xanax can be very fucking serious.

And I love drugs. I'm just trying to be helpful.

This is the best advice I can give anybody: stick to weed. It feels great, it's becoming more available/cheap, and you can never OD. You can eat on it, sleep on it, fuck on it, not go crazy on it.

Also, if you don't like the 'buzzy' cerebral high of certain marijuana, stick to Indica dominant strains. They will give you more of a relaxed/body high. THey're also great for insomnia -- knock you right the fuck out.

Peace.

Smoke another one moron. I have plenty of girlfriends/friends /money. I haven't given up on life by turning to drugs. Stay mad faggot. You are inferior in every way.

Weed doesn't make people trip lol. There's really no "stories" to tell about weed since most people don't flip their shit when they try it.

Colorado and Washington. Nothing really interesting happens when everyone just gets their own weed from a dispensary. The social aspect goes straight out the window. Especially since there aren't many weed friendly venues

They call that game baseball for obvious reasons

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A lot depends on your grind and also the moisture contain of your weed. Obviously better grown weed will also give more vapor since it has more thc+ other compounds.
I let my weed season for a bit if too moist. You can always rehydrate with the moisture packets used for cigars.

>right now
>chillin
>looking for pen
>can't find pen
>mild frustration
>ah well it's 420 i'll smoke some weed first
>smoke joint
>find pen

Anons what it like to be a stoner? I've never been able to smoke much because it gives me insane anxiety but I've always wanted to. Tell me what I'm missing :')

Has anyone really brownies so far as even decided to use no marijuanas even go want to do look more like god

Im 36 and have a girlfriend who keeps bugging me to marry her when she graduates college. I think I'm at an age where it's ok to get high. Especially on special occasions or when ill.

moist weed is better?
i figured dryer weed would be better.

>just got done smoking with some friends
>about to go to bus
>ask if anyone wants to come with me
>dudebro says he can keep me company
>as we are walking we come across a railway stop thingy
>train is coming so we wait
>I'm getting impatient because I want to get to my bus
>we kinda start arguing but without any aggression and we're giggling like japanese schoolgirls
>the train finally comes after a few minutes
>after it passed we continued walking to my bus
>ffw to the bus ride
>realize we didn't have to wait for the train
>realize there was a second path we could have taken that would lead us to a tunnel under the rails
>realize how fucking retarded stones people are

its like an advance increase in the perception of your existence.

>tfw my little sister came to visit
>can't get high as a kite on 4/20

feels bad man

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Here's my story for this 420.

> got job interview with amazing company
> landed position
> paid internship
>6k sign on bonus
>20 bucks an hour
>spent ~300 bucks to buy detox shit cuz I smoke an easy 2 zips a month (indoor grower)
>currently taking test clear's "toxin rid"
>10 day program
>drink over a gallon of water a day with pills that taste like tainted lemon lime Lucas from the 90s
>farts smell like death
>awful shits, never solid

Enjoy your 420 guys

That's entirely due to retards mixing drugs that they shouldn't. It's almost impossible to kill yourself with benzos alone, contrary to popular belief. Especially with a recreational amount of 1-2mg. Even 10mg would only make you black out and possibly fuck you up mentally/violently.

>Heath Ledger
He had "oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam, and doxylamine" in him. Two different opiates and three different benzos. Not to mention doxy, an antihistamine, potentiates opiates already. Mixing CNS depressants (downers) is what does it. That includes beer but I'd be hesitant to call weed a CNS depressant, especially if it's giving me 120bpm heartrate.

Also .25mg is a therapeutic dose. Only irresponsible retards eat bars at a time.

Here's some gear porn, for the techie weedsmoker.

Arizer Air (flower vaporizer)
G on G
Bubbler

finish him

Only sativa edibles have actually given me cevs, color change, tracers and almost open eye visuals.
It wasn't off 33mg like this
Must have been minimal 1k

Try a high CBD indica. That might show you what it's like for others. I like stratos indica pills. You'll feel good and since it makes you a touch nervous you won't get couch locked like everyone else on indica. Then go for a nature walk

It depends on your brain chemistry. My brain is similar to yours, I get depressed after smoking. But only if it's Indica based herbal potpourri. I like Sativa lot more and it doesn't give this kind of depression or paranoia. So it might be you are just smoking wrong plant and perhaps too much.

>A good sativa should be about as stimulating as a strong cup of coffee. Typically used during the daytime, sativa will energize you with their strong cerebral effects. Many marijuana lovers choose sativa when they’re looking for an uplifting and creative buzz.

Also eating lot of fish oil will help to balance your brain actually quite a lot.

all these pictures of dabs makes me wish i hadnt blown all my money on strait flower.....

on my graduation day in 2013 my dad gave me a piece of weed he had kept sealed in 10 plastic bags since his graduation in 1983. I smoked it and it was legendary...i mean it was super weak but the whole idea of it was legendary. 100% true story

>kek

I don't remember any

Why'd you quit?

Fuck. Attach image, dummy.

>be me
>live in bible belt so weed is bad mkay
>have shitty kitchen job but good friends
>everyone chills after work every night
>buddy and i go on beer run
>pull up to a stop light
>i know the light is long so start to roll a j
>roll that shit, light that shit, hit that shit
>puff puff pass
>friend takes joint hits it
>gives a what's up nod to someone outside
>light turns green, we drive off
>friend laughs his ass off
>wtf are you laughing at
>cop was in the turning lane
>super paranoid rest of beer run

mangoes tho

No the opposite. But you can always make some it mosit again if you wanted to smoke a bowl. Or just have separate stashes.
Sorry for the confusion.
Pro tip : Vape your weed 70-80% done and save around 3grams or less if you want.
I usually make a banana, peanut butter, milk or yogurt , chocolate and Vaped weed. Maybe ice cubs sometimes.

Actually dabs are a waste. If you want to get way too high try thc cotton candy. It hits way too fast and hard. Since the metabolite is more bioavailabile and it's just suspended in sugar it's basically the perfect method.

Haha damn if that had seeds you would have been set.

>be me
>getting lit with friends at a park a several years back
>done smoking and dabbing, high as fuck
>decide to go play basketball at a nearby school
>tell friends maybe we shouldn't go
>friends of the friends who don't live in the neighborhood have vandalized the place several times
>some teacher working overtime thought it was us who had done that and called the cops
>I see the two cops walk up around the corner, stop, and hide there
>all of us had weed related items
>ohshitfuck.png
>I whisper to one of my friends that I saw them, as to not attract their attention and casually get away
>Fucking dumbass yells at my other friends "hey guys! user says there are cops back there!"
>Cops come out of hiding.
>ohnonononono.jpg
>we get detained and searched
>I'm the only non-minor
>had half a gram of oil, which has a stricter regulation around it than weed
>everyone getting searched twice over by each of the cops
>my turn
>first cop finds the oil, tells the other cop that I have it, and then puts it back in my pocket where he found it
>wut.pdf
>The second cop comes up to me and asks "have we already searched you?"
>I almost immediately respond, "Yes"
>doesn't search me a second time
>o.jpeg
>the cops make all my friends call their parents
>they don't make me call my parents
>the second cop, who seemed to be in charge, tells me, "alright, welp. you can go."
>wut.pdf.pdf
>I freeze up for a few seconds because I'm seriously confused
>second cop: "what are you waiting for? you WANT us to arrest you? get out of here."
>OH.JPEG
>I briskly walk away, fearing that the other cop would speak up about the oil
>weeks go by with nothing happening
>nothing happened

Also, I was the only one not in handcuffs because they'd run out of them.

I still can't believe that shit happened.

Dab = verb
Wax/hash/whateverthefuck = noun

Fucking kids these days smoke so much pot they don't spend enough time learning their grammar.

You don't smoke dab. You do/smoke A dab.

Beelzebub hay stack!

i forgot to mention that i have edibles.
edibles are indeed the key to blasting off into outer space, which is where i am... floating in the orbit of planet rumplenump.

Made this bong but unfortunately i had it in the car and cops searched my vehicle for drugs. It was the only bit of evidence that didnt appear before the judge

yea he actually got to bring a seed back from Jamaica that his guide gave him and my mom on their honeymoon. He would tip them even though you weren't supposed to so he hooked them up. We had some cool father/son experiences when i was in high school... involving seeds haha

i hate the word dabs, but im still gonna use it because thats what everyone understands.
if you want to be technical, then sure you are correct.

Weed from the 80s sucks dick unless it was Thai stick. You VERY rarely even saw chronic. So seeds are likely doobie from then and wouldn't have survived under normal conditions.

I say concentrates.

Story #3
Home for Christmas break.
Old high school buddy has seasonal job at Christmas tree lot.
Visit friend at work, he's closing up.
Friend says, "hey come with me."
We follow.
We enter bunghole of giant lighted inflatable snowman.
Friend sparks a J.
Proceed to hotbox the shit out of the inside of that snowman.
Exit snowman.
Illuminated 20 ft snowman is farting weed smoke for 5 minutes solid.