THERE'S WATER FUCKING EVERYWHERE

THERE'S WATER FUCKING EVERYWHERE

rip

At least it'll purge the spiders and snakes for a while.

well yeah, you're a (big) island, you shoud be used to it.

IT GOT THE YATALA PIE SHOP
JESUS CHRIST NO

>he doesn't know about the jellyfish

Gods wrath for Pauline Hanson

Dirty wh*te

I thought water was blue not beige.

go away ahmed

alluah ackbar Bruce

We've had fuck all rain down here along the south coast of NSW. A couple of cool days ahead, this morning got down to around 13℃ at 3am. Real fucking keen for winter after feeling that cool night air. Such an amazing feeling considering a few weeks ago it was sitting at 30℃ at midnight. 15℃ must be the perfect daytime temperature.

it's brown because it's dirty

maybe in your poofy country

Water is weird in Queensland.
All those Great Barrier Reef tourist shots are photoshopped, you can tell by the pixels. It's actually muddy and full of crocks who nest in the corals.

I saw a big turtle at the great barrier reef

>I thought water was blue

it's clear you american

That was actually a bunch of cats taped together.

Why would you come on the Internet and just lie like that?

water is clear

Huh

Well they won't trick me next time!

In 'straya everything is brown.
This is a camouflage, so that it is harder to spot it against a background of spiders.

No one gains anything from trying to rewrite history and change the fact that water has a natural pink tint to it.

Don't trust to those northern tour guides. They're notoriously dodgy in the reef trade.
t. turtle pro

A huntsman spider crawled out of my tap when I went to have a nice glass of rose water last night. Scared the ever living shit out of me.

where do all the bugs go in a flood?

Onto the dry spots where the other Australians are.

Dry places: trees, cars, houses

we eat them

Wan Long Chinese food store cold storage.

all of them?

the vagina of the girl next to you

The bats eat those
who are later ate by the guys who work at the local Wan Long Chinese food store.

I wouldn't call your mother a "girl"

>be Australian
>get FLOODED LOL XD -

Ahh no one gives a shit

...

Well not till after paying, at least.

they have killer jellyfish and killer sea snakes.