Offensive jokes

Offensive jokes.

why didn't the ghost go to the party?

he had no body to go with

your mom

Why did the nigger steal?
I guess this joke doesn't really need a punchline.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume

Being a ghost myself, I take offense at this so called "joke".

Why did OP make this thread?
Because he's a faggot.

when polled, 9/10 people enjoyed gang rape.

Thing is that its not a joke

RAPE IS FUNNY HEIL HITLER

Aaron Hernandez (neck) out indefinitely.

What do you call a nigger on the moon?
A problem
What do you call 1000 niggers on the moon?
A bigger problem
What do you call all the niggers on the moon?
No problem

Underage b&
Pls get out.

I called the rape help hotline
but it is only for victims, dammit

why did hitler kill himself??

he got the gas bill

FOUND TTHE NIGGER CUCK

What does a dead nigger and dog shit have in common?
They both turn white after a few weeks.

What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gives up

projecting your blatant virginity and angst

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?

the pizza doesn't scream when i put it in the oven

What is the hardest part of being a pedophile?

Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

whats the worst thing about being a black jew?

being at the back of the oven

I wanted by computer to run faster, so I painted it black.
Now it refuses to work

UR PROJECTIN UR VIRGINITY U CUCK

say what you want about pedophiles

atleast they slow down in school zones

Nice one m8

How is my sex life like black jack?
I am trying to get 21 but hit on 14

What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy?

A pizza can feed a family.

What do madaline mcann and a submarine have in common?

They're both at the bottom of the sea full or seaman.

First joke in this thread that made me smile.

My turn!
Q: What do you get if you put an infant in a food processor?

A: An erection.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
5: 1 to arrest the bulb for being broke, 4 to beat the room for being black

THIS IS RACIST

Donald Trump


.....he is the joke...

Three Jews walk into a bar

Just kidding

It's a gas chamber!

What do you call a woman that thinks women can do anything a man can do?


wrong

What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid?

Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?

When are niggers allowed to carry knives?
When its in their backs.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

Your dick is a joke

What's the difference between cancer and Blacks?
Cancer got Jobs

What do you call a nigger on the moon?
A problem
What do you call 1000 niggers on the moon?
A bigger problem
What do you call all the niggers on the moon?
An eclipse

>Fixed

lmao

0/8 bait

What is a word Whites can call Whites, but Blacks can't call Blacks?
Dad.

How do you get an Abbo pregnant?
Cum on a rock and let the flies take it to her.

top notch post incoming:

Whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout?

The boyscout gets to come home from camp

As god is handing out noses, young Chaim walks over and asks:
"How much per nose?"
"My son, these are for free", god replies.
"Then give me the biggest one"

It's not the true one !
True one is :
What is a muslim in the Seine :
Polution
What are all muslim in the Seine :
SOLUTION

FOUIND THE CUCK

well you got quads soooo get out nigger cuck

Oh look, a bunch of underage faggots repeating jokes they heard on plebbit. Here's a few good ones:

>What's the difference between an appendix and a Muslim?
>One should be removed before it explodes and kills you, and the other one is an organ

>What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
>The woman

>Why are black people so tall?
>Because their knee grows

Or, when polled, 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette

feminism

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Trump

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One time I was fucking this girl.
After a while I flipped her over and just rammed it in and finished in her ass.
After we were done and cleaning up, she said, "it was pretty presumptuous of you to just take my ass like that".

Then I said "presumptuous? That's a pretty big word for an 8 year old."

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what's worse than throwing a baby down a helicopter?

throwing him upwards

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When is the only time you should concentrate on a nigger?
>Behind the eyepiece of your rifle.

What is the most confusing holiday in the city of Harlem, NY?
>Father's Day

What to hear something funny?
>Women's Rights

HILLARY

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What does the KKK leader's Harley-Davidson sound like? - RUUN NIGGER NIGGER RUUUUUUUN NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER ...

One time I was eating out my grandmother.
After about 5 minutes I heard someone shout "hey!"
It startled me so bad, I jumped up and hit my head on the coffin lid

why are black people's palms white?

to count pennies

i think you mean edgy kid jokes

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I farted out my giney and i think theres a dead fish up there or something!!!

> Audience cheers and applauds

hahahahahahaha

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Fair warning

What's harder than a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Got me there

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"Shit cunts, shit cunts everywhere" said every oldfag post 2008.

Also,

Get fucked, cunts.

everyone on Sup Forums is an offensive joke

especially the ones that get offended by hilarious racists jokesters

Little girl sees dad coming out of shower, she points at his junk and asks "daddy what's that?" He says "that's a penis honey", "well when do I get one daddy?"

"As soon as your mom leaves for bingo honey"

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Did you get this from the video I shared in the India thread yesterday?

/pol

Is that Adele???

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Why do niggers act like apes? Because nigger is ape.

kek

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fuck

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.
:D :D :D :D :D

Come on, he found the perfect loop hole to get out of a murder conviction.

What the fuck is this now? Make sense kid cause whatever the fuck this and that stupid trump meme are supposed to mean ya lost me. And probably 99% of the thread.

Well played.

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>the video I shared
Some people don't know how anonymity works.

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What is aniniyotmirhy?