Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Still here

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Still here.

Explain.

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>get yourself hard
>call roommate
>finish before they come in
>if not you look them in the eye and finish

I don't wanna look some ugly fatass in the eye while jerking it.

Well there has to be some danger. Maybe a crush?

>Shitty coffee

It's military themed, i'll make a 75/25 blend of coffee ground and dirt

We know, you'd rather be looking at a toddler

Fuck off virginweebs. No one likes you.

Post the next fucking page. You post this page almost every fucking thread.

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beep boop

Beware, he might dangerfap you one day...

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Why would I train cumming as fast as possible though?

I would actually. He's really ugly. Like Miho, but without the hat.

>729874764
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I highly doubt it. We don't interact much.

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Knowing a former serviceman, pretty much. Niche market, that. Make sure you serve everything on a wooden paddle.
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Because friction burns turn into calluses over time.

Rei how do I find my prostate?

Oh. I thought it was going to get really lewd.

Well I'm alive....And ran a solid time. The power of koume compelled me. Now I need nurse koume

>boop

Boring...

I had a few close calls when I shared an apartment with some people...
The girl came home, which I didn't hear. She had her 9/10 petite friend with her.
They burst into my room just moments later...

Nope. Its the proper reveal of how Rory deals with bullets.
Post more nurse Koume then.

Yea... tell me about it. Have you ever tried sandpaper?

I too am curious for entirely scientific reasons.

Damn, you sure wasted an opportunity there.

It all depends on how pretentious the sales pitch is, millennials will gladly buy something they don't like if they think it's political commentary that aligns with their views

Or nurse Kurumin

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Are you okay?

I have numbed my left hand before. Its really odd having something you cant feel.
Deconstruct it. Serve it in beakers and flasks. On the wooden paddle. With a pickled onion. And a side of mac and cheese.

So they've fucked, right?

Think I might stop with the moonrunes.

Lube up, feel around 2 inches towards your body. You should find a walnut shaped bulb. Rub that while fapping.
You might want to have an enema before that.

Sure, entirely scientific.

Nope.
Starting to get tedious?

Hey Koume, being alive can be pretty neat.
No nurse Taiga sadly... Have maid instead.

Wasn't too bad, ended up getting invited to playing cards and drinking.
Free booze!

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QOTT: If sexy grandma Rory were trying to seduce you, would you fug her?

That's doable.

I maybe in more pain then right now.

Surprisingly . Not as bad as I thought.

Hot keys are being dysfunctional. Plus I have filenames now.

>not saying yes to that question
What's the matter with him

About to do some raids, Here's hoping i don't get cancer this time

if Tomoko looked like an adult, would you fug her?

Kurumi is very kind
Unless you're an asshole

She did save a kitten after all

I did that too, but it felt mostly weird. Any other stuff you'd recommend?

>mfw
You know me. Curious but professional.

One minute earlier and you'd been playing something better, with them being the ones chugging liquids.

11s are ridiculously reserved.

Yup.

How should I stick my finger in?

Yes on both

Not canon, but this is how I could imagine her.

Because he's a quirky otaku protagonist that is totally unique you guys

:ok_hand:
Id feel obligated to. She went through all that effort. Gotta reciprocate.
Ah. Next step is being a tripfag.
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He cant choose.
Coconut oil.

You are right. However... If she likes you she will definitely make an effort to tease and make you squirm. It could be fun.

They really need to hit all the tropes, don't they?

It's like SAO all over again, but at least Kirito picked Asuna

>Elf wins in looks
Fucking stupid 11s.

>Personality wise. Kurogosu
She's only had 900 years to work on it, it better be good

>PROTECTIVE INSTINCTS
Fate of the daughteru

Going to class, later nerds.

What are you talking about?

She's not like that at all!

Maybe...
Was multiple close calls like that, the girl I lived with had no idea what privacy is, I could wake up from her jumping onto my bed in the morning...

Sadly she wasn't more than a 5/10 and I didn't want to make the living situation awkward, so I steered clear of lewd stuff.

He picked wrong. Asuna is the Tuka of SAO.
Glad you agree that Tuka a shit.

Lying down with open legs or crouching makes it a bit easier, use your middle finger because it's longer. Most people have trouble locating it at first, try and be aroused when you do so, it makes it easier.

Well, scientific curiosity is what got the human race where it is today, so keep at it.

Would you prefer the loli that gets written out of the plot half the time because she's just there to be a token?

Thanks. I'll try it later. Do you do it a lot?

missed opportunity

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It's basically the only way I fap at this point, I use a dildo mostly.

I dunno. Shes not technically a loli as shes much older than 8. Shes meant to be 14 before becoming an apostle. And personally just a much better fit than others.

Does it feel good? How big is it?

Interesting.

FOOOOOL!
She wanted to succ and you blew it...

Oh wait, I did a typo there.
Was meant to say curious butt professional.

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Maids are nice. They take care of you too. Very acceptable.

Certainly not. Certainly not.

7''
And yeah, I'd say so. I've grown pretty accustomed to it and in some ways it is an acquired taste.

Far from that, I'm a phone poster.

How much do you get in? Have you had a real person and if so is it different by much?

Good to know Im not alone there. Though I have transferred all Rorys to computer to sort.
>except for stuff I got tonight

nothing fits in Gate, it's a mess

Yeah, she's not, she's pure

Earn money on your phone...
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I know, I know...
I moved out shortly after so I probably should have gone for it.

For doing what

Cl
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Um, the whole thing, I don't know honestly, I don't have a measuring tape on hand when I do so.
I have done so twice now, one quite recently, and yes, it is wildly different, one is an inanimate object, the other is a human being, there's a world of difference.

Claim

F U C K O F F

Yeah, I don't know what happened there.

Hi guise

It's funny how fast this thread can completely die.
Was pretty fast just 25 minutes ago.

Hai

It's dead, I just...fuck

Are you male or female?

youtube.com/watch?v=P8lOpbz2BmM

Whatever.

I like her. Yoshino has amazing hair though
It's weird like that. Nice dress

H-How are you?

Hi Tomoko. Sorry I fell asleep last night when we were talking.

Yoshino is pretty cute, but she's never really in the story

They started on my computer.

I really like it, sadly there's like 2 images I've found where she's wearing something like that.
I do have a couple Kimono pictures though.

Koume in dress, nice.
Have a Kimonom

I'm alright, just drinking some coffee. Yourself?

I'm doing well, I haven't convinced myself to get out if bed yet though. Coffee and breakfast sound pretty enticing though.

Akari

m.youtube.com/watch?v=nr8qx9LduE4

Hi Alice! How are doing?

Sadly, I guess they didn't want the loli as a major love interest. Even though they pushed the sister at the end. I like shy and quiet
China dresses are rare. The kimono is always more popular

Adorable
Eating some lunch, how are you doing? How are your classes?

Sounds good.
What time is it where you're at?

>Koume thighs...
They are both cute, but China dresses are better

Tohka and Origami seem to be the main two love interests, everyone else just kinda does their on think

Though I remember reading the writer of the series thinks Kurumi is best girl, so he'll probably keep her important

I'm doing well thank you. Classes are okay but honestly I'm ready to be finished. I'm in a position where I can get A's but I really need to buckle down and focus. How about you?

It is 10:00am here. How about where you are?

Sounds like you're doing quite well with your calsses, I'm just going to be happy if I passed a couple of them I feel I did poorly in. All done classes now though, just waiting to do a work term

Do you have this one?

Got any themed komonos? Like with stripes?
I like this one, reminds me of this one
On the probable side yes. She's the most well liked by everyone. Sadly if presented with the picture I think at best two would be the maximum number needed

That's how I felt last semester. I got burnt out and got a C in one of them :/

At least it's over for now though. Is a work term like an internship? Or is it for school?

I don't, thank you! She is so adorable!!!

Not a terrible time to leave bed then.
It's just past 5pm here.

Don't think so, they are mostly flower patterns, think I only have ~5 Kimono pictures.