You come home from work & find this on your bed, what do?

you come home from work & find this on your bed, what do?

i would call the cops tbh

gtfo from my house you fat subhumans

i'd fuck the one in the middle

Y'all are picky I'd enjoy all of them, three fattys sucking my cock sounds good to me.

Shout "Who put these pigs in my room!"

Call the abbatoir.

I immerse in them, stay all night long n never forget for all life

Turn 360 and walk away of course!

I can see it's obviously not my bed. Must be the wrong door... hum...
Apologize and leave.

get some props for the bed

720 and walk away

2 viagra and half a g of coke, bang all 3

Rape.

Nothing. I'm a whole-foods vegan and either they are going to leave because I don't have any junk food or they are going to get skinny because you can't possibly stay that fat eating tofu, apples, and whole-grain pasta.

It's win/win, really

cuddle with them in bed

Check my fridge and cupboards for stolen food so I can file an accurate police report

turn 45 degrees walk away

Figure out why we didn't build the twin towers on theses bed posts.

ayyyy

Grab my pistol, there are three animals in pain

360? Hahaha xD , you'll be on the same direction. Maybe 180..

epic post my friend xD

I fuck the skinny one.

Welcome newfag.

>skinny

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What is a newfag? xD

edgy cancer fag

Three gun shots to their heads. Despise of weapon and clean up. The cleaning lady calls the cops crying about the scene scene she. just entered.

Be glad my wife and her friends have lost some weight

Turn around, run away, become a homeless junkie due to PTSD

this fuckin guy.

Looks like my ex. Or at least how I'd like to believe she ended up.

Take em' out to the freezer and keep em' for when winter comes.

Look for my harpoons

Do a 180° and walk backwards

Bang away.

Do a 360 and walk away

Realize that I'm not going to get enough penetration with 00 buckshot. Load shotgun with rifled deer slugs.

That's exactly what Joy Lane Dude did after he killed that old man!

>Throw a blanket over them
>grab my bat, and start hitting the blanket
>scream Pigs in a Blanket
>Pigs in a Fucking Blanket!

Feed them and rub their bellies, of course. How else am I going to satiate my feeder fetish?