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mcmeme wants out edition

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He should've just gone to europe after the draft instead of having to suffer the embarrassment of captaining the soilers desu

ITT: Walkcunt

>Mactavish still part of public life
How is this allowed?

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why does he walk

why was this webm made for ants?

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>Price gets a 1 game suspension
>team gets BTFO
>collapse begins and is in full nosedive by Christmas
Truly a magical time of the year

Flams are E L I T E

>Chad Johnson is the Flames Saviour
Huh, who woulda thunk

not sure how to compress webms 2bh

Isn't it normal for goalies to peak really late anyway

People should call him "El Fuego" in honour of Chad Ocho Cinco.

Sweden saved by the bell in the last thread 2bh.

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She'll basically talk mad shit but if you call her on it she just calls you "rude" and plugs her ears. Embarrassing,

when can we have another lockout

In conclusion: Fuck Sweden. That is all.

i can't go back to watching the KHL

I CAN'T

>KHL over Liiga/Elitserien in a good prospect year
This is why you fail

>that goal by Tavares

must be hard to score such a goal and lose.

>The NHL said Thursday it doesn't believe the application to register the name Vegas Golden Knights with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office will be an issue that requires a name or logo change for the expansion franchise.


reminder that Bettman is a lawyer in profession

typical bitch. it's not even worth arguing next time.

what is in a blocker glove? apparently something that makes it heavy, right?

It probably won't, but it's still bush league as fuck. The contention if from a small college that's in debt. They could easily pay them out for use of the name and their logo, which is a lot better than the NHL version

yes, I 've read that. Whatever.


AHA! Carrey Price confirms the reasoning of the Capitals: "run the goalie over, score a goal, that seems to be the nature of the League these days".
So everyone seems to be thinking that goals are made from deflections in front of the net.
Why? Most goals I see are scored by dekes or one-timers.

Yeah, probably. Her failed attempts at humour do make me laugh at least, so I guess she's not completely useless.

So is this level of whining what we can expect from McBabby in the future?

So glad I got him as a FA in my fantasy league.

>Most goals I see are scored by dekes or one-timers.

Not in the playoffs or tight games, at that point you need garbage goals (screened deflections, subtle goalie interference) or an elite player to step up (Tavares, Crosby, etc.) to actually score.

A lot of padding and hard plastic

Pretty rude to punch with one

>garbage goals

yes, I 've said before that I like even those goals, they show effort and team work.
I understand what you mean. SO your interpretation is that what those players mean is that everybody is practicing to get the goals that make the difference? The golas that any team can score?
But I think Price was right, is interference being called when there isn't a goal?

yup the simplest and most effective goals, getting fancy implies a higher turnover or giveaway risk. Goalie interference can be called when there's no goal, it's just that players are smart enough to just use their sticks to retrieve the puck from under the pads instead of checking the goalie.

Could the Maritime Providences support an NHL team?

honestly, it can be hard to tell when you 're watching live, to me it seems that everybody is stepping in the crease in those moments.

not a chance to be desu

You now remember the Torpedo System.

Nah, that's the Reverse Flying V senpai.

McDavid is basically a lock for the art ross right? Hart as well?

>T
>H

what the fuck?

Crosby can give him a run for his money if his shooting percentage doesn't go down.

Probably unless he misses a few games. If crosby keeps his form up he's going to win a few awards.

>still mad

>every team in the metro has scored more goals than the washittington craps
Fucking no offense, THE FUCKIGN CANES HAVE MORE. AHHHHHH

>mad at southern hockey

That's the flying
>implying

Torpedo and Halfback. The d-man is also called the Libero.

Ultimate meme tactic, it's glorious.

For anyone who's ever felt offended on an internet forum, this song goes out to you:

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Don't forget Canadians are the most beta creatures on Earth.

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Holy shit, I totally forgot about this. Fucking saved.

Who the fuck picks on the little guy, so glad that the Jets will always be irrelevant and shit

jets will always be crushingly mediocre desu

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Remember when Swedish hockey prospects weren't 90% the Somali immigrants like some kind of fucked real life cool runnings? Me either being that old and being on Sup Forums would be depressing

>some kind of fucked real life cool runnings?

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

wtf laine didnt score?

The Sweden U17 ice hockey team

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>Laine post
>Lemieux dubs

Nothing to see here, folks, move along.

>post about dubs
>lindros dubs

nice

>post about lindenrose
>#1

Nice

>post about number ones
>barkov dubs

woah

>post about barkov
>double two

Barkov confirm double shit

10/10 post

>post shit about barkov
>laine dubs again

Beaut.

>tfw The Oilers will never Ever make the playoffs again in my post-20 life. Once was enough.

fug U both!

So if the flyers and oilers meet in the playoffs which player is going to cave McDavid's head in

Discontinuing his blog made him bust

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Mike Richards in his comeback after signing at the deadline and winning the conn smythe

>tfw flolyers have fucked us over two seasons straight.
My dad hated the flyers, because of Hextall. I loved the flyers because of Lindros/Leclair
>tfw becoming a rivalry again

I can't handle /hoc/ all these numbers are making me so horny

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Simmonds you say.

me:
here. I loved that line. Had Rod Brindamour in the elite version.

He's a meme against teams with some semblance of defensive structure

Sorry, it was meant as an answer to you. But I lost the (you), so here's another one instead.

Didn't watch NHL back then myself, so I can't really add anything to the discussion though

He may be a Finnish product, but he's not a finished product. Gnome saiyan?

were you even born, might I ask?

Believe it or not, I was

what year?

Why do you want to know?

i'm bored i'm drunk
I dunno

Fiar enough, 93. You?

Lmao holy FUCK that's cheeky

86
I saw my team win the cup... when I was four and didn't really care that much.
got back into hockey when it was montreal vs LA
My dad was cheering for LA (gretzky obv) and I was cheering for montreal because "they are canadian". Thank god that mentality disappeared.
1997 was our best playoffs, even though it was a round ad a half.
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Still remember my family jumping up and down

I swear I had a webm of it, but I guess not

you are

what you will...

so if you get in a dark path

just remember

you are

what you make

of yourself

You sir, are drunk.

I feel sorry for Sweden. She's basically a tripfag through no fault of her own. She's literally Greece.

Doughty did all he could for a 2 on 1

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This doesn't help me at all. It just makes me blame myself even more.

you did

it to yourself

but dont fret

you can change yourself

too

I have another question /hoc/

What is the most comfy arena to watch hockey in?

thank you

my home arena

I've only been at Coliseum/Skyreach/Rexall

Nice, too bad you were so young back then. At least you've got a couple of good playoff-memories then. And you're due for one more rather soon than later.

I've got memories of my team winning the cup too, but like you, that was before I really started to care about the league. I was older than 4 though.

>Thank god that mentality disappeared
absolutely, you never want a rival to win!

Sweden is literally a 40 year old Somalian man pretending to be a girl to get your money. Wait and see. I played hockey in Sweden and I've seen betas like you lose their bucks to these freaks routinely

It's not that bad. I mean, I can leave if it really starts to bother me.

Nice

Lel, I'll come after yours first ;)

>we
are not due for shit.
11 years straight.
But a first round playoff would explode the city like it used to do vs dallas every year.
I'd kill just for a first round sweep exit