To all straight anons, if you were offered $80,000 to have sex with a gay man for 30 minutes, would you do it?

To all straight anons, if you were offered $80,000 to have sex with a gay man for 30 minutes, would you do it?

>Anal and blowjobs both giving and recieveing
>STD free gay man
>Guranteed secret

No I'm not poor or gay

Probably

Hell yeah I'd do it. 80 grand. 80 fucking grand, you kidding me?

$80,000... Guess I have my price...

I'd do it for a few hundred what the fuck do you mean 80,000

ye. it's just pain for 30 minutes and 80000 is pretty nice

Yeap. Easy choice.

$80,000 is a lot of money. I'm not poor by any means but that would pay off both my vehicles and all my debt.

>Would become a faggot

you wouldn't become faggot. you would become a prostitute

Not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

I couldn't suck their dick, I'm way too sloppy for that. I'd be embarrassed.

It's an interesting question. What is your lowest price? Think about that... What's the lowest amount you'd accept to essentially become a gay prostitute? Lol...

it would be more gay not to fuck a guy for 80,000 dollars if you were poor... except if it's a nigger everyone knows niggers have aids

No BJ's, but yes. Then I'll just pay 5 k to this nigger I know to kill him.

i would agree to it then just rob the fuck when i get there aint no cock touching me but my own

>I'm not poor by any means but that would pay off both my vehicles

Having to finance your vehicles. Not just buying them outright. Ok poorfag

Is it taxed?

I'd do it for free

You are a bad negotiator.

fecal fiend shitstain detected

I'd do it for half that.
>student loans paid
>credit card debt gone
>down payment on a house

Oh, please. Most people finance their vehicles you tard.

and of course. I'm bi and 80g is 80g

>people would ask where you got all the money from
>live rest of your life knowing you're a prostitute

it says "to all straight anons" though. that's like being "gay anons, would you bang a hot chick for 80k?" "hell yea, i'm not actually gay so i totally would"

yes, easily

Ohhhh I missed the straight anons part. I'm a chronic skimmer when I read. My bad.

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Shit id do it for less

150k and turn off all the cameras and other such devices hidden all around this room or else I sue you.

this

>I'm not poor
>pay off
>all my debt

nigga you are in the negative and you aren't poor. nice logic there, buddy.

80k for 30 mins
2,666$ per minute
Fuck yes I would

Probably but always wanted to suck a cock.

Plus I love getting anal from the missus, so that's not an issue for me.

ofc, 80000 for 30 mins of shame, totally worth it

$80,000 isn't enough.

It needs to be a life-changing amount, like $2,000,000.

I'm bi but dickgirls disgust me; I'd do it, though can I close my eyes?

Shit for 80 thousand, I'd do it in public. But only if he bas built like an an NFL lineman and hirsute.

Nah.

Maybe $800,000 I'd consider, but I already own an apartment, a semi-detached house, and a cottage.

$80k is not enough for me to be gay.

I would but I don't have that much money

Would the fag be good looking?

Yeah cause everybody just has 45 Grand laying around to buy a fucking brand new car or truck cash

yes

He meant straight guys, not fags.

I guess nobody is straight then.

I aint gay but 80K is 80K

For $80,000, you could post that shit to the interweb and have my wife and grandparents watch......

^
Truth be told.

sure, if he didn't mind having sex with someone that has a vagina

only if furry lion or rabbit

I'm not gay, but for 80K I have to think about it.

Yep, sure would. I'd strongly consider it at $20k.

Hey, money's money. I could do a lot of shit with that.

Do I get more money if they can tell people?

I've already done it so where is my $80,000?
I don't quite understand why there seems to be a separation between anti pc and homosexuals. I understand that what is considered pc is constantly changing at the hands of a few retards but most lgbtq people, at least the ones i know, are the most anti pc people out there. I think the people doing it for attention are the people that make a huge fuss but the people who actually feel different don't give a shit because they are so different from societal norms that they just have never cared.

tits or gtfo

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Yes, $80,000 can buy a lot of guns. Hell, it could buy a boat.
As long as he's guaranteed STD free.

For $80k I'd even do it if people knew about it. $80k is a lot of money and any of my friends that wouldn't also do it for $80k are idiots.

This thread proves that everyone is bisexual.

>Valuing your hetrosexuality for that much
Faggot

i'm poor as fuck and want to fuck with a man anyway at least once

so definitly yes

it's not pain, it's a nice prostata massage that will make you cum :)

I'd do it for $1k

In a second, yes sir.

I'd do it for a kiss from the said man and a pack of m&m's. Yea, I'm gay before anyone asks.

this, anything 1k or above, no more than 1 hour

I ain't gay but $80,000 is $80,000

I would do it for less than a thousand mate

Deal ;x

This. It'd be about 40k for me after taxes.

>$80,000

>I'd do it for a bottle of rum and a pack of smokes

Sloppy is key. Now get back to suckin, head queen!

This

If he's a Jared Leto looking motherfucker I'll skip the condoms AND swallow his load

> straight guy
> self conscious about sucking dick

Pick one faggot.

Hell yeah! Never tried it so don't knock it til' you try it right? Worst case scenario? I get a shitload of cash and i'll hate myself. Best case scenario? I'll get a shitload of cash and notice i like it! Win/win

That's the only man I'd let nut in my mouth

not him but i am also straight and would be self conscious

gross though it may be i would indeed care if it's good for him because i generally care if the assistance with which i provide people benefits them as they expected, whether it makes a difference in the reward or not

for example if my task were to bathe a fat slob who is too fat to bathe himself

and the price is whatever

if i do this and i hurt him, or i don't get him as clean as i could have, and i still get that reward, i'd feel kind of disappointed for his sake, the fact that i disagree with his lifestyle doesn't much enter into it

same deal here

Son of faggotti kys

I'm trying to find someone right now to do it for free
80 grand just making a good thing better

80 grand sure.
Shit I'd do it for 10 grand.

Yes, I would do it for much less, but I won't argue w 80 k.

Fuck the $80,000, I'll do it for free.

Tax free? If so then I'd douche, shave my asshole and lube up

Where at user?

Zach hall?

Is it? This is actually a very important question

780 Canada

>government-sanctioned gay sex
>don't worry, trump is watching over you while you get reamed desu
>mfw

yep. no brainer.