Characters have sex

>characters have sex
>guy apparently cums inside her
>she just lies there or even gets up and puts her clothes on

and 9 months later baby is born yes???

That's so hot tho.
I get a boner every time.

The female body is sperm absorbent.

Oh hey that's just what I did with your mom 15 years ago

>implying you've taken part in the physical act with is pro-creation

>characters start kissing and fucking immediately after waking up

Imagine the morning breath stank

>dude cums
>doesn't go piss to clean out his urethra afterwards

>fill a girl with cum
>it doesn't start leaking out
>she doesn't wipe off the leakage or go to the bathroom straight after

>user makes a thread
>pretends he has had sex

>doesn't go piss to clean out his urethra afterwards

Can you seriously piss immediately after cumming? It takes me like half an hour after cumming to be ready to piss. I'll just stand there otherwise. Even if I needed to piss before cumming. That's like the worse feeling ever feeling like you desperately need to piss but being physically incapable. Might be something wrong with me.

probably weak pelvic floor muscles. Or you're Hank Hill

>character is shocked at the thought of graduating high school still a virgin

>Or you're Hank Hill

Memes aside I suspect I do have a narrow urethra or at the very least a urethral stricture.

Too embarrassed/lazy to go to a urologist.

You guys, what does love feel like?

Yeah really, where is the wiping of the poosay?

It's like the opposite of crushing rejection.

I've never had sex either

>Someone cums in girl
>Girl doesn't faintly smell after because of the fact that cum+vagina is an acid+base reaction

not even realistic desu

warm apple pie

Salty bags of milky apple sand.

i made someone happy once, but that was a long time ago

Nah I get this too senpai. Doesn't take half an hour for me though, maybe ten minutes at most.

Like being in a warm bed on a frosty morning,
though your house has poor heating so it's really only toasty in your bed... so you stay in bed :^)