Help me Sup Forums

Help me Sup Forums

I've just done the most disgusting thing of my miserable life.

>be me, mid 20's, pretty good looking maybe a 6/10
>Get laid every so often, respectable looking sometimes very hot ladies
>Car guy, always fixing other people's shit
>girl i used to know from high school lives near me
>LANDWHALE.jpg, easily 350lbs
>was unaware of this, knew she was chubby not obese
>says she's moving out of the country, has a daily driver car she needs gone
>2001 saturn decent shape shitbox car
>says she wants me to fuck her for the car.
>dwell on this for about a month, free car for sex? how bad could it be
>fast forward to this morning
>she wants to do this, i'm free
>guess i'm a prostitute now
>alright, clean up and come over here
>she pulls up, jesus she's bigger than ever
>sweaty as fuck
>we go into a camper trailer I own
>she strips
>SMELL INTENSIFIES
>JESUS WHAT AM I DOING
>she starts blowing me, solid 30 mins
>still couldnt get %100 hard. fuckin no way am i going down on this rhino
>she bends over (only position not blocked by fat)
>here we go lads, fuck her for like 3 mins
>go soft, blame it on whiskey dick
>finger her for seriously fuckin 45 mins, arm starts going numb
>she finally finishes and says wow thanks blah blah blah
>i'm on the verge of vomiting
>she gives me the paperwork for the car
>i immediately go shower
>TWO SHOWERS LATER SMELL IS STILL ON ME
>wash hands with carburetor cleaner,rub on clothes dont even care at this point
>oh sweet release

Now drinking heavily. What the fuck did i do Sup Forums. Anyone else had this experience?

the trick is to fuck them in the shower

I have no experiences to match this, thank GOD.

You live with yourself and remember it every time you drive the car.

You are now a whore.

Damn man,that shit will haunt you for the rest of your life. I am not trolling you,but every time you see that car,it will make you remember that day and how you got it. That shit is bad juju. Sell the car and buy another.

pics of her

you are a sub-human

What he said

Please tell me it's a 5spd LW300.

NOT driving this car. I have way better cars than this pile. Taking DMV paperwork (in my fucking car) and selling this shitbox ASAPP. Flipping it for cash

I fucked a fat chick once, I only got semi chubbs because she was 18 and me 25, I didn't even finish, my dick just went soft after like 5 minutes and I told her I didn't feel good and made her leave. I just try to repress the memory of it and forget it ever happened, it works pretty well, but it still haunts me in the back of my mind

Atleast you got a free car out of it amirite

Curious too. Maybe someone who looks like her want to have something I can picture in my head

hmmm how many miles? i could easily sell that for at least a grand here in cleveland if the interiors decent and it runs decent. id say thats worth it.however if the interior stinks do yourself a favor and dont clean it yourself lmao pay a detail shop 80$ to do it

I fucked a fat woman far a bottle of southern comfort once.

It wasn't worth it.

I've done some stupid and/or questionable shit to myself but this takes the fucking cake i think

Shit man,if you sell it for a grand,you could try and convince yourself that a girl paid a thousand bucks to fuck you... Emphasis on try though...

did she smell like pan dulce?

Literally chugging SoCo right now. your story beats mine LOL

You only fingered a fatty for 45 minutes to get a shitty car. I work 40 hours a week at a shitty job and don't get to finger fuck all and still have to buy my shitbox.

like you know badussy + butt crack booty juice?

Whatever, you're still a whore.

You fucked a fat chick for money.

Gonna take you a while to manage to mostly forget about that. I say mostly because you will never completely forget it.

yes, when it comes to regrettable sex,
receiving blowjobs only is the answer.
even when tricked by a trap, I still came bucket.
felt disgusting afterwards, but traps had no gag reflex and swallowed all evidence. luckily no mysterious warts or whatever resulted.


as for the car, the seats probably reek of swine sweat and the drivers seat is flattened. get the interior fully detailed, seats steam cleaned, then get sheepskin covers on ruined seats, as sheepskin will mold to your shape, since they are currently shaped like her huge buttcrack and floppy bovine pussy...

Car has good interior, nice sound system, new wheels with those stupid white trash plastic kmart hub caps on them. has 112,XXX on the OD. could easily get $1300 here i'll list it for $1500.

get aspolier ad a bode ket

but is it a 5spd or a slushbox?

jesus thats exactly right. smells like bad fish farts or something

that's how every previous girl has felt about fucking you.

sorry yeah it's an auto i think 4 spd. go ahead n hate normies want the auto in most cases

fatso detected

Dude. . .just spend the next three or four days drinking your ass off. With enough damage to your brain cells, maybe it will all seem like an unpleasant dream or something.

Seriously Sup Forumsro. . .booze is your only hope right now.

in other words, just average american sex.

Remember this user- fucking a fat chick is like riding a scooter. Its actually fun unless your friends saw it

Quit bitchin mang.. U fucked a fatty for a car? That's a great deal

yeah like shellfish and ass.
its ok bro.
i fucked a fat chick behind the bar one time to get out of paying my tab.
it was like $400 or something like that - so i likened it to paying off my debt. FUCK. Never again.

worth every second dude