Hello there Sup Forums.
Found a (mostly) intact dead rabbit outside, trips decides what i do with the corpse.
Hello there Sup Forums
kiss it.
eat it.
raw.
bump
bury it you sick fuck
sacrifice it to Satan.
fuck it
this
Buy a big python and feed it to him
>post it too you little bitch
Post proof and space program that bitch
Fuck 5 off
Feed it to your cousin
put in a boiling pot of water
call police say you think its a aborted fetus
the proof is on my phone.
Oh shit!
Winrar
Trips commands it
put your dick in it
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kk Winrar, you want me to call police and say i think it is an aborted fetus?
I feel like that will get me in trouble with the police.
It definitely looks like a rabbit, i dont think they will buy it.
I'm in Canada.
LMFAO the best answer is also trips such win
FUCK IT
eat it user, Allah wills it
holy shit, op deliver or you are a nigger faggot
OP here.
There is a tree-line nearby the dead rabbit.
I will get a camera and record the event from the treeline, police HQ is just down the block from there so i could ask in person.
I don't know how to upload video because i'm a retard. I will see if i can open a drop-box later and let you guys see.
Watch Space jam with it
And post proof
problem is i dont know how to post webm's and stuff like that.
please tell me how and i will provide the proof under the alias: Jack
i can start a discord?
sure.
I still dont know how i'm going to do this.
Likely i could record on my phone, but then i dont know how to unpload to laptop afterwards.
here is dead rabbit (and my shadow).
I will next upload a test video as a .mov and if that works then i will tuck it in my plad shirt and talk with an officer about the "dead fetus"
email it or upload straight to youtube lmao ill keep this thread alive for now
youtube seems like a viable option.
I will do that.
Look for the tag "aborted baby rabbait"
see you later faggot.
I will deliver.
im eager af got a link to your you tube channel?
bump
rip op
a corpse is human, youre obviously an idiot and meant to say carcass
lol
fuck the rabbit until they arrive
second
updates plz
cook it and eat it, of course.
This wins, and not just for the trips.
op
Op is big time cock sucker
i believe he will deliver
bumppp
tfw you think OP actually gonna call cops
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your a beta cuck, fag
nice get fam
op wont deliver
sure its funny when you say something like do a blood transfer with the dead body and get digits but if you want op to actually do it come up with something doable. fucking retards
i was excited
Fuck, same here.
i listened to it all ngl
>I'm in Canada.
Just say sorry and wear a name tag with the name of your carer and his phone number
OP here. I just trolled you all. As if you'd think I'd call the cops?!
Next dubs decides.
Make it something doable.
Pump helium into it and make it float away and/or explode.
Alt: Attach it to as many balloons as you need to make it fly and hope it lands in a neighbours garden or through the sunroof of an unsuspecting car.
Eat it and choke on it until you die
I decay my BFF Jill
reroll
Rip its head off and rub it on your dick.
I wasn't the op lel. I trolled you
reroll
back. dont have one. just look for the tag sometime in 2 days and 18 hours from now.
My plans were obstructed so i kept the rabbit carcass hidden until i can utilize it in 2 days from now.
I figured out an alaby and everything so that i don't get in trouble. I plan on hiring osme chump on the street to take my place and hide my identity. Will say it is a liberal modern art film project if caught.
GTFO faker.
I can't afford helium, i am a poor fag.
Don't worry guys, i will deliver. Remember to check on the project and search that tag in about 3 days from now. If nothing should get in my way i will deliver.
I can expect the results will not be as glamorous as you all seem to think though, but i am a man of my word and will keep to my promise.