Ask as guy who works at kfc anything

Ask as guy who works at kfc anything

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Are you a nigger?

Have you every shoved a freshly fried piece of chicken up your ass?

You guys serve rats?

would you suck down a hefty log of Andy Sixx's?

Imagine feeling it slidding down your throat

Are most of your customers niggers?

as a matter of fact i am not

Would you actually recommend eating KFC?

as a matter of fact i have not

If white people don't eat fried chicken, then what the fuck do they eat?

No (i think)

Do you like fried chicken?

Guzuntight

Do you serve watermelon along with fried chikkinz?

Hell no go to Popeyes it's much better

Popeye's has better tasting chicken fuck KFC

Where i work it's actually a lot of old white people

Mah nigga!!!

Actually a lot of them get the mashed potato bowls

Chicken with them redbeans and rice. Mmmmmm

Uh uh

Not anymore

What are the highest and the lowest your place has to offer in terms of quality?

Why does my stomach hurt? I know it's not because I ate shitty fast food

Why don't you like it anymore?

how hard was it to tell your family that you're gay?

Popeye's for chicken, Hooters for wings. If I can't get Popeye's I'll take Churches as a second choice. KFC is my last resort.

Is your pay good?

I'd say the worst quality item is the pickles you get with the spicy chicken tenders
The highest quality are either the biscuits or the fries because those are the freshest

What exactly do you do at KFC?

Working around kfc food (which is low quality anyways) and not being a huge fan in the first place really takes it out of you

Would you rather eat at KFC or at McDonald's?

Google, mate

$8.50 an hour
So not really

I work the packing line
I put the food in the boxes/buckets and call out your order when you dine in

I used to be an assistant at KFC. Pays around 30K a year starting out, 401k, health benefits, vacation days. It was nice except for the 50+ hour work weeks

Kfc. Fuck mcdonalds

Do you get free chicken? Had a friend that worked at BK untill closing and I would pick him up at night, he would have a bag of burgers and fries

Not that I'm aware of. The most i know about is we get a free drink while on the job. Ive never worked closing hours, I'm mainly working opening hours

Is it true that niggers are especially fond of fried chicken, or is it a myth?

I'll pay top dollar that it's true, but where i work it's all old white men

Do you know the "chicken" you serve is mostly hyper-processed unhealthy shit?

Of course, there's no way this shit's organic/ good for you

What was your weirdest customer interaction?

Don't really have a lot since i work packing line, but two examples i can think of are:
1. On my first day while i was supposed to be trained, i had to handle a catering order which is like 35+ 3-piece chicken tender boxes
2. This one guy needed so much fucking ketchup on his burger. The cunt was dripping down the sides of the burger with ketchup. It was actually insane

On average, are your customers fat?

Yes. About a 75/100 ratio of fats to healthy normal people. It's disgusting

How are hygiene standards at your place?

Our location is actually fairly clean, I'd know because every five minutes im wiping down assembly counters. About a 7.5/10

Have you ever had a customer make a scene?

Luckily, no.

What's the most sold item at your KFC?

3 piece chicken tenders or the mashed potato bowl

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What's your favourite dish?

We're coming out with a new sandwich called the zinger which we got to try before we sell it. It's wonderful.

Have you ever tried sticking your head into deep frying oil? If not, can you do it? Stream it too

Hard pass, thanks though

Has there ever been any accident involving the deep fryers?

No

Gonna need you to put the phone down and go drop 4 hennys, OP.

How much do they cost?

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No idea, $3?

Do you get along well with the other workers?

I don't talk to them because they're disgusting so yeah kinda

How many niggers do you see at KFC?

EGG ROOLLZZ

About two every other day. Like I've been saying it's in a weirdly white neighborhood

I worked at one for 5 years and worked my way up to supervisor and was essentially a second ass. manager.

I liked it until we got bought out by a bigger franchise with a fucking dickhead idiot regional manager. It was super chill and fun before that happened.

Nigger to whi boi ratio on a daily basis?

Mostly white

Why did KFC get rid of honey bbq chicken, the one good thing in life?

It's okay. We still have honey. We still have bbq sauce. We still have chicken. Make it happen

Tell us the story of the fattest person you served. What was ordered?

related
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It's not the same, though. It's a sad ghost of the bliss I lived beforehand. Now I have to go to Izzy's with 50 Mexican families.

What is the meaning of life?

How long have you been working there?

I remember it so vividly, dear user.
There was this one middle aged fat, couldn't have been older than 50, couldn't have weighed more than 250, couldn't have been taller than 5'8" . She ordered a 20 piece, four biscuits and two mashed potato bowls.
>she was alone, didn't bother to dine in
We assumed she might have been saving up leftovers

The zinger sandwich, coming to a kfc near you

Got hired about a month ago, been in 12 times

I'm so excited.

What other Sup Forums boards do you visit?

Sup Forums, /fa/, /s4s/ (rarely), /fit/, /ck/, Sup Forums

Do you have any pets?

One dog

Do you have a picture?
What breed is it?

How old are you?

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Old enough to work at kfc

Do they serve livers

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No, but fried chicken livers actually really good and a high source of vitamin A

Certain kfcs have them

what's the secret formula?

Hey I work at kfc too. I hate cleaning out all the god Damon friers late at night when all the other bastard cooks won't.

Breading

Chicken

Aquatic science technician, 31.50/hr