Waifu claiming thread
previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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best girl mine
Buy me it and we can play it on my NES
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Thanks
Pink haired cutie
Did she say when she'd be back?
Hmmmm? I dont remember that too well it was like almost a year ago though
goodnight
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Whats up nigger
Claiming best girl.
>best lemon mine
Fix'd.
>Stale
NO!
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Gone for good IMO
Sweet dreams~
I did improv today. It turned out alright
vocaroo.com
Rood
Still here
and
Yeah even if I wont play it anytime soon.
I think I have my copy still actually.
Nope may never come back
I guess ill ask them more about it. Dont want my Rikka to be a bad Rikka
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Thanks, goodnight
I don't know but I'm bored as fuck
I'm sorry that you can't.
Why do you wa t to hold me?
Play League?
learn Schuberts, Trio op. 100 - Andante con moto and we can play together
Go to bed ya wee bab
ahem
*want
It's quite late you'll excuse me.
goodnight muffin
Claim
She said it herself and Saito thinks so too.
>I wish I was a shy lemon...
Claiming best cat
ew
i would just take a nap but its almost 8 pm
see
bring it over then!
Saito deserves to die
shhhh taiga
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Something about you makes me want to protect you. What time is it in your part of the world?
Definitely a solid choice. It's not for everyone. It's not the best thing you can do. But it really opens alot of ideas that you would never begin to even have. Let alone entertain. It's an odd drug. To be so far out of touch with reality but at the same time believing you are so close to it.
:thinking:
Dont worry Tomo your Rikka is a good Rikka~
Yeah probably let you keep it too.
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Does anyone know know she was pretending to be male?
>lewd
No.
I'd rather just stick with my 'havin' a good time' weed
Aww, that's very kind of you!
It's not lewd
know why*
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Fair enough, it's about 1 AM right now.
I dont like lewds
put this on and put your cock inside me!
And to be sure I keep you as a good Rikka?
Its not like I can use it.
Yes know
I know that feeling I have far to many unplayed on my steam list
U-um where do you live even? You don't have to answer that.
Actually, think I'm going to head off.
you'll have to come visit sometime~
byebye!
What?! Why!?
Really nice, I like.
Nearly at least... I guess that's fine.
My sides...
Nice one.
Nights Rei
nooo
Okay goodnight, Rie.
Sexy sexy.
It's definitely a safer choice.
The most important part of being a bard is clearly having the best music
It didn't prevent you
*judges in British*
ree
I'm gonna head off for now I can't talk to people right now sorry guys
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goodnight
That guy has suffered so much for things he didn't even do..
Of course master Tomo~ I am off now I will talk to you tomorrow
See ya, qt
Sounds like a challenge. It's a shame that I'm less than adequate at reading sheet music. I managed to force myself to learn half of The Entertainer by Scott Joplin and bits and pieces of classical pieces, but that's about the extent I've gone as far as actual music.
Glad you liked it!
She had a sort of strange sense of humor. One of her many endearing qualities.
eREEEEser
Baia Louise, take care.
Hello
Yeah they were pretty weird.
hi
Hmph
Evening Yuuki
They?
I have a good bit to play myself.
Night Rei
Maybe im not sure
Dont know. They just said they were leaving. Was sad.
Alright bye my Rikka
Hi
Hmph
What's up?
Yeah
are you in the discord?
Why do you say they?
I'm really sad now
LET'S PLAY A GAME.
A magical fairy appears before you and makes an offer... Here's the deal.
>your waifu becomes real
>she loves you
>you get married
>all perfectly legal
>you'll never break up
Here's the catch...
>you have to live in her universe- not world, universe
>this phrasing is important because some waifus hop between worlds like the Emperor, long may he reign, or can move between dimensions like Rory, and means that you have the option to do the same thing in the same way
>you speak the local language perfectly, but...
>you are subject to all local laws, both magical/scientific and legal
>if she's a part of a group like Night Raid, a mage battalion, or a Light Music Club, you're part of it now too- better learn to fight/play an instrument, and those of you who like botes better get real comfortable with the ocean and naval artillery
>if you don't meet the criteria to be part of the group, you do now- if your waifu is a PMMM girl, you're turned into a loli (and a magical girl) too, with all the risks and horrors that come part and parcel with the lifestyle, for example, although your mind will not change except as required for the use of magic and certain relevant tools
>if your body does not require changes to join the group, it follows normal laws of human physiology and stays as it is now on arrival until you change it through normal (or available) means
>if your waifu lives in a reality indistinguishable from our own, you join her in her home but only speak whatever languages you do now, and you have to meet one another's families
>if your waifu has a canon love interest, you know she's always looking at them
Do you take the deal? Why?
Only Tomoko user seems to know but he won't say anything.
i'm not, no.
how are you?
yes
anywhere else but here
Of course I do
I love my waifu
This is a lot to read but I'll do anything to be with my Kougami.
oh, do you want to be?
a cute
They just said they were leaving. I dont know anymore than that.
I have a slice of life waifu. So yeah
It was my new years to play all the games I own but it is not like any one keeps those anyway
Question would I be apart of the tournament
I'm good, playing some rocket league. You?
Ok but why do you keep saying they? Was there more than one poster?
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Sure. I can't promise that I'll talk much, though.
I already play a brass instrument, so it'd be smooth sailing for me.
Not much, having some tea and watching some weird show on rabbit.
Probably going to bed soon.
Rocket league a fun game?
One of the games I just never looked at.
I dont make them, They are stupid.
I dont know. There was so many questions swirling around them and they can still refer to one person
my youtube auto quality is 144p
It's one of my all time favorites. It's such a fun game
What questions? Post a few questions.
Yes, it would be too easy it's just the real world but happier
What's you discord?
playing with friends?
hi
xeing#2058
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hello, who is this?
No.