Just bought a dildo. Trips decides what i do with it.
Just bought a dildo. Trips decides what i do with it
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Throw it out and buy a horse dildo
return it
Use it to stir pancake batter
Give it to a random stranger.
all purchases final.
Return it and say that you don't like pink in the stink
Hide it in a time capsule. Maybe wait for a grand opening somewhere.
>making up rules as you go
No wonder you bought a dildo OP is always a faggot.
Spend 3 hours bouncing on your boys dick
Stick it on your bumper and drive around with it.
cum on it
go outside
throw at first person you see
throw it out
Anal Stuff
throw it at family,
post vid
Gift to your mother
Give to your mother
throw at mother
eat it
shove it down your mother's throat
Maybe try fucking yourself with it faggot.
hit your mother with it, repeatedly
Throw it away because you're not a degenerate fuck
use it to paint a picture. become an abstract artist and grow rich
you bought a dildo without a specific plan for it? Can confirm op is a faggot.
Shove it in your peehole
nothing.
throw it away
send to a friend
Use it, get it covered in your shit and ass blood, put in the dishwasher when it's full of clean dishes
hide it under your bed
This has to exist already or you're a genius
Stick it to your front door from now until Monday.
use it as a door stop
stuff it in your throat so you suffocate
show it to your family
when they freak out scream at your dad
"i learned it from watching you dad! I learned
it from watching you!!!"
Walk next door and give it to neighbor
leave it in the public showers at la fitness
Post a webm of you using it
put it on the sidewalk
flush it
Sell it on eBay !
give to shia
show it to your family
Bitch
walk around your neighborhood asking people
"how does this thing work?"
drop it in a river
donate it to a charity
Grind it all up and smoke it all in one giant joint
Get a better dildo
Compare it to your own hard cock, then stick it in your ass.
Pics at all steps.
The obvious thing. Stick it in your ass, faggot. Take a picture of it in your ass with timestamp.
WINRAR
well shit. winrar.
Fucking useless that sad
what a waste
...
Throw it away
OP after you get the better dildo,
Rolling for this
give both dildos to charity
give it to your mom
This
Already done
Put them in the trash
Cut the suction cup off of it.
Take a photo of yourself shoving it up your butt, or at least so it looks like you're shoving it up your butt, and send the photo to a female. Post results to relieve us of boredom.
We all know you just want to jack off to it.
put in pooper with timestamp
Shove it as deep as you can in your asshole
Anal
Push in your ass
Aanall
Put it in a playground.
DUBZ DECIDES!!
PRACTICE DEEPTHROATING!! LIVESTREAM!
Return it
its trips but ok
Send it to me.
Put it on your front windshield and drive your new unicorn car around town.