Just bought a dildo. Trips decides what i do with it

Just bought a dildo. Trips decides what i do with it.

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Throw it out and buy a horse dildo

return it

Use it to stir pancake batter

Give it to a random stranger.

all purchases final.

Return it and say that you don't like pink in the stink

Hide it in a time capsule. Maybe wait for a grand opening somewhere.

>making up rules as you go
No wonder you bought a dildo OP is always a faggot.

Spend 3 hours bouncing on your boys dick

Stick it on your bumper and drive around with it.

cum on it

go outside
throw at first person you see

throw it out

Anal Stuff

throw it at family,
post vid

Gift to your mother

Give to your mother

throw at mother

eat it

shove it down your mother's throat

Maybe try fucking yourself with it faggot.

hit your mother with it, repeatedly

Throw it away because you're not a degenerate fuck

use it to paint a picture. become an abstract artist and grow rich

you bought a dildo without a specific plan for it? Can confirm op is a faggot.

Shove it in your peehole

nothing.

throw it away

send to a friend

Use it, get it covered in your shit and ass blood, put in the dishwasher when it's full of clean dishes

hide it under your bed

This has to exist already or you're a genius

Stick it to your front door from now until Monday.

use it as a door stop

stuff it in your throat so you suffocate

show it to your family
when they freak out scream at your dad
"i learned it from watching you dad! I learned
it from watching you!!!"

Walk next door and give it to neighbor

leave it in the public showers at la fitness

Post a webm of you using it

put it on the sidewalk

flush it

Sell it on eBay !

give to shia

show it to your family

Bitch

walk around your neighborhood asking people
"how does this thing work?"

drop it in a river

donate it to a charity

Grind it all up and smoke it all in one giant joint

Get a better dildo

Compare it to your own hard cock, then stick it in your ass.
Pics at all steps.

The obvious thing. Stick it in your ass, faggot. Take a picture of it in your ass with timestamp.

WINRAR

well shit. winrar.

Fucking useless that sad

what a waste

...

Throw it away

OP after you get the better dildo,

Rolling for this

give both dildos to charity

give it to your mom

This

Already done

youtube.com/watch?v=RkCM9R-p-5k

Put them in the trash

Cut the suction cup off of it.

Take a photo of yourself shoving it up your butt, or at least so it looks like you're shoving it up your butt, and send the photo to a female. Post results to relieve us of boredom.

We all know you just want to jack off to it.

put in pooper with timestamp

Shove it as deep as you can in your asshole

Anal

Push in your ass

Aanall

Put it in a playground.

DUBZ DECIDES!!

PRACTICE DEEPTHROATING!! LIVESTREAM!

Return it

its trips but ok

Send it to me.

Put it on your front windshield and drive your new unicorn car around town.