I'm sending my friend in prison some riddles, post riddles here

I'm sending my friend in prison some riddles, post riddles here.

a void surrounded by solid matter
it is neither nor, yet both are needed for it to be.
darkness hides within its open mouth

To all things and men I appertain,
and yet by some am shunned and distained.
Fondle me and ogle me til you’re insane,
but no blow can harm me, cause me pain.
Children delight in me, elders take fright.
Fair maids rejoice and spin.
Cry and I weep, yawn and I sleep.
Smile, and I too shall grin.
What am I?

a penis?

a vagina?

You’re in a room with two doors. There’s a guard at each door. One door is the exit, but behind the other door is something that will kill you. You’re told that one guard always tells the truth and the other guard always lies. You don’t know which guard is which. You are allowed to ask one question to either of the guards to determine which door is the exit.

What question should you ask?

Reflection

egg

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

egg

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

A box without hinges, key or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

My penis

egg

Water.

Pussy!

What is creamy, steamy, and dreamy and enjoys slidding?

How the fuck did i end up here?

Mirror

Time.

Time

My cum?

It flows over mountains, small and tall
It's structure ash, Nazis did fall
The sound of fountains, water will call
Have you been watching flash on the CW??
It's really good and had loads of interracial relationships.
Oh yeah, I banged your mom. Shit was cash

Would the other guard tell me that his door is the exit?

A meteorite.

Ask either guard what door the other guard would say is the exit, then choose the opposite door.
Reflection
correct
Nope

The darkness

Correct

I like water better for the answer. All things devour time? Waste time, spend time, lose time. How do you eat time? Water is a better answer.

Nah mate, water is not a better answer. Water don't do those things in the riddle

You ask the first guard a question you know the answer to. If hw gives yiu the wrong answer you know hes is lieing and the other is the truth teller. Then you ask the 2nd guard which door is the exil.

>You are allowed to ask one question to either of the guards to determine which door is the exit.

I misread the first line. Time is the answer. But water can do the rest of the things, through rust or errosion or drowning or flooding.