State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start:

State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start:

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 and hour
>37

Chjef at Mnofe

Knock it off with this same old bullshit thread

Fuck you talking about this is original.

i shoot pigeons at the airport
$0.75 per bird
43

Shut up before I shut you up.

Freight Dispatcher
$19.25 an hour
19

that sounds fucking awesome!

but i bet its an air gun pellet gun, just for safety sakes, and with all those miscellaneous wind gusts you must be a fucking marksman sharpshooter..

you WIN for most off the wall job

crew at mcdonalds
8.50
26

like the job, hate all my crew members going to be quitting soon. anywhere would be better then that shit hole of walking stereotypes and worthless incompetence. when i leave im going to give them the rick and morty peace among worlds sendoff.

Lawn & Garden - Lowes
$11.27/hour
21

>Assistant Brewer
>$12/hr
>24

Mason, ~$40/hr, 25.

Fundraising & Events at a local non-profit
$16/hr
27

Semi - retired'
Landlord, Property Manager for our Families Rental properties, but that aint my full time job...

Mac Systems Admin.

$77K a year, but a small company, barely over 100 users, so midlevel wages, I know.... but semi easy, 9-6 type hours, full benefits, 5 weeks vacay...

54. but semi retired, fucked up back and elbow, so I am faking it till fully retirement

I.T. consultant
55K/year + Bonuses
24

Aquatic science technician , 31.50/hr for 37.5 hrs a week

Materials Scientist (Research and Development)
Plenty
46

77k Analyst. Progressive insurance

milking male dolphins at research marine aquarium?

I'm 22

Not Dolphins, whales

Attorney
120k per year
34

Operator Engineer
39/h usually like 80-100k per year if i don't get the winter layoff
24

nuclear engineer Exon
188k a year before tax
26

>Software Developer
>75k
>22

Low for consultant money. I'm making 65k with bonuses (10k this year) working for one company.

>Chef

I diddle Ferraris
85kyr
40hrs/w

So, you're making the same thing he is then. Math is hard.

My job is a clerk at a liquor store, but I'm in graduate school. I just got my masters and I'm working on my phd now.
$10/hr
32

>Donald Trumps butler
>$7931 an hour
>42

Age/degree?

$175,000 in School Loans
Required to have 2100+ billable hours annually.
Works 3600 hours per year.
breaks some many rules in real life away from office

Pumpkin Bitch
50 rupees per day
16

>>Chef
you got me, faggot...
SOUS - Chef

>Chef

>16
MODS

he'll refuse to pay you, says you did TERRIBLE job. then his subsidiary that pays you will declare bankrupty. you will live off foodstamps, welfare, and obamacare

The one you replied to:
I work for a small company and since I haven't finished college yet, going part time. As soon. As I finish I will get a significant raise.

>Loans paid off long ago
>Plaintiff's firm, work/bill 50 hours per week
>Every federal holiday off
>Every religious holiday off (Good Friday, etc.)
>No comment on rule breaking

Repo spotter
$12+ commission
29

...

>shitposter
>$5 a month
>19

What state

"chef" sorry bro but you are the spongebob squarepants of the workforce.

Hourly rate is subjective. Depends on the job. Could make anywhere from 500-8000 in a week, usually about 6000.

Logistics manager for a Third Party logistics manager - New York
115K a year
Turn 29 tomorrow

touché, shylock

It's honestly easy work, just tedious sometimes, making sure lines match up. Working in the winter sucks and it can discolor your mortar if you're not careful. Just decided I'm never putting brick on an entire house again, there's no money in it.

Entry level engineer. 60K. 25.

Audit Associate. $55k/yr. 22

How do I make my back look nice and remove acné and scars from acné?
>Serious question

never realize the guys I rob and pistol whip were so well educated.

Nigger
Whatever is in the Register of Liquor Store
20 to Life

Barista at McDonald's
19 hour
20

spends all day tricking people into clicking
a big glowing DOWNLOAD button that re-directs to the Ukraine.

Fuck, its sad that all this generations smart kids are being poached to try to trick pinheads into clicking.

but good on ya faggot.

signed:
old school systems admin

I wish my sister would take the job there you had for her.

Customer Service Rep at ISP
€1450 monthly
21

going to leave for a semi-governmental institution; also its customer service except they pay €1900 monthly.

not too shabby for someone with only a high school degree I think.

Surgical Technologist
$33/hr

>Crewmember at Raising Cane's
>at most $11.50 in just a year
>19

>Director of Marketing
>$120k + Sweet bonuses
>24

>>Serious question
where the fuck do you think you are posting at, Quasimodo?

What and how

how do you even apply for that job ? if not trolling.

Ayyy me too. Tennesee. Just started a couple of weeks ago though, so I make $10.44/hr

They pay well dude. $8.50 starting and now I'm making over 11 like I said before. Just pull your own weight and have fun at work and they'll treat you right. Most raises are 15 cents after a good evaluation, but the most recent one was made to where everyone paid under 12 gets over a dollar raise. Pretty great first job tbh

>They pay well dude. $8.50 starting and now I'm making over 11 like I said before...

umm...
umm....
we were fucking with you, mcfaggot

Gov employee
$42/hr for watching YouTube and wanking in the toilet.
34

Cart boy at safeway.
10 dollars
51 y/o

Trump administration?

Kiwifruit picker
$17 per hour
18

I've seen you!

You used to be at the West LA Safeway / VONS before it closed down. Where you at now, man?

Nah, I'm an ausfag. If it were trump I would be wanking at my desk

>actual chef back of the house at a casino
>14/hr
>22

Detective in large city
88K/yr

High School Teacher
65K a year
24

We are the exact same age

Lawyer in a large company
$150 an hour
21

Alex?

No shit, me too

lets see, 4 year college degree needed, then 2 years for JD degree, then study for/pass bar.

you are fucking DOOGIE HOWSER the child lawyer, graduated high school at age 12!!!

Hi DOOGIE!!

>Ford Technician
>29.50/hr average book 60hrs working 40hrs/wk
>25

just like Trump does at his desk, i guess....

I went to uni at 16, took more classes than average, took classes during the summer for college years to go by quickly, I worked my ass off not to waste time. I don't know what you're on about.

>Tutor at my college
>$8.99/hour (yay, i work for the state)
>19

>Chef at Wendy's

Could there be any more self-deprecating job title than this?

>Software developer
>$205,000 total compensation per year
>31

>hourly
>lawyer

I do not believe you.

what's so hard to believe?

Well, you lie pretty good, so I guess you got the background for Law.

but if I were ever told that I was going to interview a 21 Year old boy as potential counsel, I would say FUCK NOOOOOOO, GET THAT SAVANT AWAY FROM MY CASE

>19 hour

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Haha, don't believe me if you don't want to.

>what's so hard to believe?
EVERYTHING YOU TYPE, faggot

but this is Sup Forums, so for all I know, you have 3000 confirmed kills

Do you mean to say you're billed out at 150/hour, or are you saying that you're working 40h/week where you receive 150 dollars every hour?

>Haha, don't believe me if you don't want to.
FINE,
DONE

Hospital Clerk
$25.40/hour
24

Australia man

>crewmember at a canes
>10.20$ an hour
>20

Joining the navy in a few months

You still make 14 USD to hour.

Here in Canada I used work at Starbucks that started you at 8 USD an hour.

Like I said, I work for a company, not on a contract basis, so yes I work 40 hours a week at work, but I work at home as well, there's days where I can work on something for 14 hours a day. A very low percentage of lawyers are those who go to the court.

>Joining the navy

Are you going to be a seal or just a lowly seamen?