whoever rolls dubs is king until he's overthrown by next dubs, if you roll trips you are the emperor till next trips, if you get quads you are a god until next quads. GO.
Whoever rolls dubs is king until he's overthrown by next dubs, if you roll trips you are the emperor till next trips...
rolling
Crown me
Now
king me
I call upon Satan to give me my crown
I will take my rightful place!
IM THE NIGGA AYYY
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Rolling
bow peasants
Yo
Negron
I SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!!
Kneel before your god
Negron revolution
Check em slaves
Hail to the king baby
Negrons again
Negron
Negron
Hey faggots
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Taking back my throne
Bye, faggot. We waz moors.
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THE KING HAS BEEN OVERTHROWN
IM THE KING OBEY MY COMMAND
Ok
no
or dont... i dont care
I'm back
I must leave, give him my throne but turn the country into a communist welfare state first.
bow down to me my minions
Not so fast faggot
WHAT IS THE MASTERS COMMAND?
invade ohio
Yes master
I WILL DO AS YOU COMMAND
Rolling
Roll
Rawl
Rolllling
The King commands you to driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink and shhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeet
you will be overthrown
bow down
ok king
QUADSSSS
you have overthrown me
no nigga
rooll
roll
Hail to the negro king
Rollingrollingrolling
i like to gas dirty jews
Nay sir, for you be king!
Hail to yourself Lord 99
Double dubs boiiiiis
Savage
rolling for sevens
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This is a clint eastwood thread now.
you're not the true king fag is
I USURP
REEEEEE
I must rise again for the glory of eastwood!
NO NIGGA I DO
rolling
Gigga niggaaaaa
Clint eastwood is gay
My jimmies. They've been rustled. Grant me the power of King MIGHTY LORD KEK!
too good
fuck
lick tiddies get fiddies
I hate all of you
Bow to your king Sup Forumsitches!
Well, that's shitty
But you are our beloved king
OH NO OUR EMPEROR HATES US!
Meh, rolling
It's my turn, & I'm reinstituting prima noctae
roll
squad rhymes with quad which is used for squats by gawd.
Uga chakka uga chakka uga chakka
As my first command, I shall be giving all of you real waifus.
OwO
Classy
This thread be the sword of Damocles put into action, with real consequences as to what it means to be king. Instead you bunch of bored losers are worse than five years olds on the playground arguing over who gets to be line-leader. The sheer force of how inconsequential your game is, how staggered the stakes are in your dim minds, and how not fun all of this is will not be lost. This post is a testament to how lame this thread is. Feel free to post nofunallowed.jpeg. It is a truly appropriate comment amidst a sea of ineptitude. Feel free to call this autism; it very well might be- a non contagious disorder is made fertile on the alluvial planes of this god-damn weak-ass baby doo-doo wiener kaka post. That being said, God save the King.
Checkmate
KILL THE KING
Bow.
I call first surprise butt sekz with this guy.
BOW DOWN TO ME NIGGERS
Allright.
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K
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What's a King to a God?
king me
Ehh
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GOD ME