Whoever rolls dubs is king until he's overthrown by next dubs, if you roll trips you are the emperor till next trips...

whoever rolls dubs is king until he's overthrown by next dubs, if you roll trips you are the emperor till next trips, if you get quads you are a god until next quads. GO.

rolling

Crown me

Now

king me

I call upon Satan to give me my crown

I will take my rightful place!

IM THE NIGGA AYYY

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Rolling

bow peasants

Yo

Negron

I SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!!

Kneel before your god

Negron revolution

Check em slaves

Hail to the king baby

Negrons again

Negron

Negron

Hey faggots

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Taking back my throne

Bye, faggot. We waz moors.

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THE KING HAS BEEN OVERTHROWN

IM THE KING OBEY MY COMMAND

Ok

no

or dont... i dont care

I'm back

I must leave, give him my throne but turn the country into a communist welfare state first.

bow down to me my minions

Not so fast faggot

WHAT IS THE MASTERS COMMAND?

invade ohio

Yes master

I WILL DO AS YOU COMMAND

Rolling

Roll

Rawl

Rolllling

The King commands you to driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink and shhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeet

you will be overthrown

bow down

ok king

QUADSSSS

you have overthrown me

no nigga

rooll

roll

Hail to the negro king

Rollingrollingrolling

i like to gas dirty jews

Nay sir, for you be king!

Hail to yourself Lord 99

Double dubs boiiiiis

Savage

rolling for sevens

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This is a clint eastwood thread now.

you're not the true king fag is

I USURP

REEEEEE
I must rise again for the glory of eastwood!

NO NIGGA I DO

rolling

Gigga niggaaaaa

Clint eastwood is gay

My jimmies. They've been rustled. Grant me the power of King MIGHTY LORD KEK!

too good

fuck

lick tiddies get fiddies

I hate all of you

Bow to your king Sup Forumsitches!

Well, that's shitty

But you are our beloved king

OH NO OUR EMPEROR HATES US!

Meh, rolling

It's my turn, & I'm reinstituting prima noctae

roll

squad rhymes with quad which is used for squats by gawd.

Uga chakka uga chakka uga chakka

As my first command, I shall be giving all of you real waifus.

OwO

Classy

This thread be the sword of Damocles put into action, with real consequences as to what it means to be king. Instead you bunch of bored losers are worse than five years olds on the playground arguing over who gets to be line-leader. The sheer force of how inconsequential your game is, how staggered the stakes are in your dim minds, and how not fun all of this is will not be lost. This post is a testament to how lame this thread is. Feel free to post nofunallowed.jpeg. It is a truly appropriate comment amidst a sea of ineptitude. Feel free to call this autism; it very well might be- a non contagious disorder is made fertile on the alluvial planes of this god-damn weak-ass baby doo-doo wiener kaka post. That being said, God save the King.

Checkmate

KILL THE KING

Bow.

I call first surprise butt sekz with this guy.

BOW DOWN TO ME NIGGERS

Allright.

E
Z

K
I
N
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What's a King to a God?

king me

Ehh

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GOD ME