Did he do it?

did he do it?

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he dindu nuffin

I like lynch a lot and although he strikes me as someone who's in touch with the dark side I don't think so.

you just know

mike said he did

Butthurt he was replaced by Michael Cera.

Yes, he is complicit in the assassination of Stanley Kubrick. He even made a movie about it - Mulholland Dr.

I really hope not. One of the few people in the entertainment industry that I genuinely admire. And if it's true, it'd kind of ruin his movies for me, since sexual assault is... kind of a major theme for him, now that I think about it

I've seen porn shoots which take place in the red lodge,
with the statues and everything

i thought it was about keanu reeves' gf

his films certainly contain some classic MKultra symbolism. he may be in the know and trying to reveal the truth through his movie but that is unlikely. everything in the hollywood system supports the 'satanic' agenda. and lynch is deeply embedded in that system.

Watch this cartoon series he made.
youtube.com/watch?v=cYHOQ6AQ3Rc

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

Seriously this is so disturbing the way the angry father interacts with his wife and son

>believing that insane midget
He's just bitter that David and Showtime didn't give into his demands.

>itt ppl giving the salty dwarf credence
sad

>he may be in the know and trying to reveal the truth
No, that's what kubrick tried to do. He was killed for it and lynch was involved.

>And there's a whole bunch of other stuff he never did either.
>Wanna know more? My book comes out August 14th

>reddit sticking up for their untalented hero

Does Lynch use drugs to make very scary disturbed characters like this?

Hi Michael, shouldn't you be masturbating to underage dudes on chatroulette?

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is it going to be an extremely profound pschological book?

I'm not your father, why would I do that?

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>Hi, Michael. Shouldn't you be masturbating to underage dudes on chatroulette?
This is how it would've looked if you were white.

I don't want to believe it, but ALL of her movies center around men who abduct, rape, imprison, and/or kill women. I dunno, guys...

Got any evidence on that or is it just your schizophrenia?

It came to me in a gnostic vision.

Why is it bad to fuck your own daughter? People accept everything these days...time to accept this.

he's the coolest chillest dude in film history

did you even see his quinoa video? it's quin-o

Thanks for that endorsement, Reddit.

that nicely showcases what an absolute hack he is

eye of horus

eye wide shut

I live under a rock, what the fuck happened here?

>midget doesn't get paid
>midget makes shit up

No way is Lynch capable of any evil. Why?

Because he based Lost Highway on O.J Simpson who he believed had murdered his wife. Lynch then went on to say how absurd he found it that a man could commit such a horrific murder and then go golfing the next day not even thinking about it.

(All aside whether O.J. actually did it or not - that's not my point) So you see that Lynch DOES have a conscious and he wouldn't be able to commit any crime that would hurt another.

>>midget doesn't get paid
But why? Did he demand millions or something?

>>midget makes shit up
They worked together for ages, what the fuck is going on?

>My book comes out August 14th
That's Mark Frost you're talking about

OJ did it. He wrote a book about it. Lynch made a movie about it, but did he do it?

you forgot he's also an
>anti-Semite

>but did he do it?
No Lynch did not because if he did, he would not have talked this way in an interview, feeling so shocked to hear about another man murdering his own wife

>David Lynch didn't rape or murder anyone because David Lynch said he couldn't understand how someone could do those things

You realize if he's a rapist and a murderer then he's also plenty capable of lying, right user?

oh

whatever all these theories crack me up with how bizarre it is

>Lynch being involved in a cult which sacrifices people
kek how do you even come up with this?

WAS IT RAPE?

He did actually demand for a lot of money which Lynch realistically wasn't going to pay him.

he has rapist face

>hoverhanding you own daughter
He is innocent

what did this user mean by this?

wouldn't that imply he is self-conscious about touching her in front of the camera and therefore a molester?

>"Say fuck me and I will leave you alone"
What did he mean by this scene?
youtube.com/watch?v=LUtn7e05C8M

Enough to put him on the sex offender list, or at the very least cancel his solo cinema license.

What a vile little gremlin

>cancelling twin peaks season 3
Why would anyone wanna do this? We have been waiting 25 years for it!

he very clearly stated there that he didn't

yeah I don't really know what he meant with that post

>best friend murdered
who is he talking about?
inb4 newfag

is it kubrick?

Jack Nance

I only ever hover handed girls I wanted to plow.

oh :( please don't let this be true. how did Nance die?

eh I gotta google this I suppose.

I'm pretty sure it was ruled mysterious circumstances/unknown causes

>"The Jews blacklisted me at the very height of my career so I retired."

What did he mean by this?

He was attacked while drunk and later died of brain injury.

david lynch is such an old cornball horndog

holy shit dafoe's such a manlet

>MAGA J. Anderson

Correct. I'd be side grabbing them titties (while holding a subtle but lingering eye on her).

Patton Oswalt was one of the last people who ever seen him alive. Coincidence?

>height of my career
kek

So, he was playing himself all along on that episode of X-Files

Is this Homestarrunner

link? or title?

kubrick confirmed for unoriginal hack

enlighten me on this

who accused him of what when?

Literally on the 4th post, you shit for brains

Became one with the moon? Absolutely!

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but that sounds like hes talking about previously made accusations

even if Lynch actually raped her daughter and threatened her for life this guy's an asshole for telling the whole world.

This.

The fuck?

This is embarrassing, this board really has gone to shit

Don't worry, it almost certainly isn't true. Anderson is well known for being a paranoid, delusional narcissist who has posted numerous facebook rants about how the Jews have conspired to sabotage his career. Lynch offered him a part in the new Twin Peaks series, Anderson held out for more money because he considered his presence indispensable to the show, Lynch called his bluff and he's been publicly bitching about it ever since.

Also, it's worth remembering that Lynch and Anderson have worked together on exactly two projects a decade apart totalling maybe half a dozen scenes altogether. The idea that Anderson would be in possession of these intimate secrets from Lynch's personal life is pretty laughable.

there were pornos that were shot in the house from fresh prince.

Manlets, when will they learn?

that fucking rabbit thing he did was some mkultra shit.

these stories have been going around for a long time man. like since the early 1900's at least. my great grandmother's sister was a girl that tried out for zigfields follies, she had a back alley abortion because of the old man zigfield himself, but i think he had better taste in chicks than aunt mariah. sweetest old lady on earth, but was never cursed with beauty in her life.

Better yet, did he do it?

he did sign the polanksi petition

son, his version of hamlet was spectacular.

he was in some very, very fucked up stuff.

Are you aware of how many movies are against violence and human cruelty while also being made by rapists and wife/child beaters? How are you this simplistic.

Elaborate

snuff and cp. and he was a govt spy on the left and the crazy idle rich.

Autism.

the rumor is he was killed because he was going to expose a child trafficking ring in the midwest that somehow the bush family and other powerful people were involved in, very bonkers

he was in the thick of that, slave markets in central and south america, and the man on the ground for the CIA drug shipments. he was a dirty, dirty man.

Johnny Gosch

I mean, his first book he described standing by and watching women be gang raped so him being weak garbage isn't exactly a secret.

like wat

that was when he was still pretty tame for how he was in the 70's-80's.

he was bohemian grove. all this shit used to be up on usenet till the spamming.