What's your excuse for being single?

What's your excuse for being single?

my video games backlog is too big

That guy looks better and is most likely taller than me?

I hate myself and i want to die.

I'm autistic.

>implying I am

i'm alone

I prefer 2D

I have terrible self-esteem.

Too ugly to get a gf.

I don't need an excuse.

i'm poor, ugly, no career prospects

I'm boring as fuck

short, ugly, poor, small penis, boring, shit health

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>Shitty body
>5/10 face
>Too lazy for relationships
>Can't bear girls as ugly as I am but I won't get something other than that
>Jerking off on a new porn every day is pretty convenient, when I'm away from home I start to want a gf really hard after several days without fapping
>I also don't know what girls want from men and what I want from them besides sex
Something like this

>also don't know what girls want from men and what I want from them besides sex
besides sex? nothing, honestly. relationships are pretty much built around sex. the rest you just do to kill the time between sexual intercourses.

I'M TRYING, OKAY?!

...well, at least I dated a few girls already this year, so I'm going in the right direction, I guess?

This shitty site has done too much damage to my worldview

Ugly and autistic
28 and never had sex

I have no money to be quite honest with you famaladingdong

i actually dont know

Illegal to have that sort of relationship with a ten year old.
Plus, the ones which exist in my chinese cartoons are really hard to find in real life.

All around me are familiar faces

Would smash your head in with a brick.

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That's probably the worst case, isn't it? If you were incredibly ugly, boring, or just "undateable", you could accept it. But being single AND not knowing it why (especially if you're somewhat "normal") is frustrating.

But Sabina is 2.5D

Major autism

too old to start dating

It's never too late

I'm 23 and I think I'm already old for this shit. Especially considering that I haven't been on a date before.

The Jews

not enough charm, money, intersest, attention to girls

He's right you know?

My uncle was, as far as anyone can tell, a kissless handholdless virgin until he was in his fifties. Unfortunately, he died last year, but in the last five or so years of his life, he dated two different women, ended up living with one for a while.

It's never too l8, m8!

It's never too late. I'm 25 but I only started to date recently.

I'm the definition of subhuman trash

>Start dating women
>Die in several years
Strange coincidence.

it's never too late if you're male

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I prefer 2D
I'm lazy and not socially skilled
My life doesn't have direction
I don't like the idea of dating
Probably still hurting from the only relationship I've had, 8 years ago

You have to have a specific mindset. It's like going to school in your 20s. Not everyone could find a spirit to do that. It's embarrassing and there is a big chance that you fail

I'm not looking for one.

Mostly because I can't afford any distractions right now in my life, but also partly because I have intimacy issues.

This. Any gurl would think I'm an autistic weirdo once she learns that I've never been in any kind of relationships before. Wish I was gay to be tbqh.

Being a loser

No it isnt. You're just telling yourself that. It's all about your mindset man

Lmao fucking losers

i'd prefer an autistic weirdo to a chad desu

I dumped my last gf a month ago

I'm 26 years old and never had a girlfriend before. a female friend of mine didn't know that, and would always make comments to me when we'd text and if she knew I was going to hang out with friends. She'd say "ahhh! Make sure to use protection when you meet some nice girls! ;)". All the time. I never would respond to those comments because obviously I'm not having sex. One day I told her "N, I haven't been with a girl in 6 years. Why do you keep saying these things?" And she was floored. She thought I was lying and then acted all shocked and shit. It embarsssed me.

Fuck off back to facebook normie

Lmao fucking loser

This is probably it

Lmao fucking normie

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When girls at work asked me how I was searching for a gf I told them that I weren't doing that at all. There were a bit of silence after that and then we change the topic. Haven't told about it since then.

>all of this
Dude.

She wants to fugg.

>Haven't talked*

Yeah that's happened to me before too. Worst part is I've been working here for 3 years and my excuse is the same. So they obviously know that I haven't had a girlfriend in at least 3 years.

no, she has a boyfriend.

You don't have to tell her the truth

I'm sure they'd find out eventually. Wouldn't it be best if they know in advance, so they will understand betaness when it happens?

Lies is a good foundation for relationships, indeed.

Also you can easily spot Sup Forums-kind autism. There is no need to be told about it.

I'm married. AMA.

After years thinking about it, I just accepted my bloodline is weak, my genes are weak, and I do not want to keep passing this weakness thru my lineage. I will be the last of my family, this mockery with the natural selection ends here.

What's it like sleeping in the same bed as someone?

I literally can't imagine someone sleeping in my bed. It sounds like fiction

i must get my dick healed first since it bled but i'm scared to go have it cut

Haven't you slept with someone at party? I mean not get laid, but just sleep since there is simply not much place.

Only gf i wver had looks like trap

I don't like parties Tbh. But yeah I have shared a bed with a friend once before when we took a trip. It was uncomfortable

Yeah that's how it is.

Despite above average looks, I'm a socially stunted autist who can't talk to girls

Why would someone want that forever?

Im mentally ill

I don't need one, I live in England.

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she looks like natalia poklonskaya
you lucky fucker

This, but I'm also arrogant, annoying and can't socialize when eye contact is needed.

>when you 18 and look like 45 years old ukrainian jew

Xaxa

Women are not worth my time.

MGTOW

I'm working on it.

good goy, Johannes.

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>(((MGTOW)))

Hang yourself

>buttblasted retards who waste their time, energy and money on women

Elaborate?

Based milo

Just looked that up

Sounds like gays in denial

Had a fuckfriend.
She gwts in a serious relationship
All by myself again.

>milo
>trump
>mgtow

You're an embarrassment.

(((MGTOW))) is cancer. Anti-natalist and anti-marriage attitudes bring death to nations.

>Japan
>low marriage rates and birth rate
>one of the fastest advancing countries in the world

The death of Sweden is already happening and it's not due to Swedish people not getting married.

MGTOW is the only way to go in the future, women are not worth your time.

But marriage is a shitty deal. I don't want to sacrifice my life for "nations". Being alone = maximum comfort. I'm not into any movements, that's just how it works for me.

Quit with this childish shit now, and find a traditional woman to have 4 swedish babies with

I never stay around long enough to form any meaningful relationships with anyone.

Hi Brazilian me

>traditional woman
>in Sweden 2017

That's one hell of a joke

So you're not even gonna bother trying because it's hard to find one? You're a weak-willed hedonist who's trying to rationalize your failures. What a cuck.

Try the rural areas, that's where you get "traditional" anything.